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Donny Carlson
12-30-2005, 10:26 PM
I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?

http://media3.davesdaily.com/pictures5/441-giantjohn.jpg

DEFYANT
12-31-2005, 12:17 AM
Just a little....

DOHCMERC
12-31-2005, 01:21 AM
Negative.........the shorts don't make your ass look big........your ass makes your ass look big.

Ya think you could take this hottie for a ride on the same scooter??
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg

TripleTransAm
12-31-2005, 01:42 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg


Is that photo from an ad for heavy-duty shock absorbers?

DOHCMERC
12-31-2005, 02:23 AM
Dude, that bike is officially a hard tail...........aint no shock in hell gonna hold that up!!!

Petrograde
12-31-2005, 07:21 AM
...a couple of sit-ups wouldn't hurt! :P

Blackened300a
12-31-2005, 07:52 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg

If the pic was taken at 2am leaving a bar, I might understand, But Broad Daylight!!
There's No Doubt He's "Haulin Ass"

Hotrauder
12-31-2005, 08:05 AM
I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?


Thanks for asking!:D

MM2004
12-31-2005, 08:09 AM
I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?

http://media3.davesdaily.com/pictures5/441-giantjohn.jpg

Donny,

PUT THE FORK AND KNIFE DOWN!!!

Resist temptation as your ass makes your shorts look big. :D

Mike.

shakes_26
12-31-2005, 08:26 AM
Y'all are wrong about this guy. I fully understand him..... he's a wheelie junkie and he's trying to cross the US pulling a wheelie all the way. He just figured this would be easier than having to hold the front wheel up......

:lol:


Negative.........the shorts don't make your ass look big........your ass makes your ass look big.

Ya think you could take this hottie for a ride on the same scooter??
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg

shakes_26
12-31-2005, 08:27 AM
Naw, its the suspenders... everyone knows vertical lines make you look fatter....


I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?

http://media3.davesdaily.com/pictures5/441-giantjohn.jpg

Agent M79
12-31-2005, 09:05 AM
Yeesh Donny. Since when do thongs come with wheels?

TripleTransAm
12-31-2005, 10:50 AM
Dude, that bike is officially a hard tail...........aint no shock in hell gonna hold that up!!!

Just, PLEASE... no one tell me that bike is actually equipped with a backrest.

Rider90
12-31-2005, 11:26 AM
That bike, with that woman, must be a pain to balance at the light. If he tilts too far in one direction, there is no saving him...

juno
12-31-2005, 02:35 PM
Naaah, the bike is too small, get a bigger bike and get back in the buffet line. :)

Brutus
12-31-2005, 02:41 PM
I feel your pain. I too have eaten a little too much myself lately. Plus all the alcohol and egg nog as well as beer. I am currently in a transitional stage as none of my clothes fit me anymore and I am having trouble finding ones that fit. Well Jewels just snapped a pic of me as I type this, so you can see my situation.

Donny Carlson
12-31-2005, 06:00 PM
Yeesh Donny. Since when do thongs come with wheels?

Wheels?


(rubs eyes with fists, looks at picture again)

HOLY SCHIZZLE! That's where my motorcycle is!!

whoskal
12-31-2005, 06:23 PM
maybe its the camera they say the camera adds a few pounds

TripleTransAm
01-01-2006, 02:50 PM
maybe its the camera they say the camera adds a few pounds

Good point... looks like she swallowed more than just a camera, though. I'd say the whole freaking darkroom, actually.

seans
01-02-2006, 06:58 AM
They're cruising to the beach where she'll proudly show off her new bikini.

Mike Poore
01-02-2006, 08:21 AM
Just, PLEASE... no one tell me that bike is actually equipped with a backrest.

Now, THAT'S funny! :laugh:

Joe Walsh
01-02-2006, 08:49 AM
Yeesh Donny. Since when do thongs come with wheels?

:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

My thoughts exactly....He's got a moped wedged between his A$$ cheeks....

And that guy with Shamu on the back just likes to do wheelies!