MMpridenjoy
04-10-2003, 02:15 PM
This is a quote that I found on another forum for Mustang owners. I thought it was funny as hell when I read it!
"You should have done what I plan to do the first time I get in an accident. As soon as the accident occurs just close your eyes, curse under your breath, and lay on the gas. Just make sure you hit something at a high enough speed to claim the car as a total loss. Example, you hit something causing your bumper to shear off. It's going to be a pain in the ass getting it fixed, and Carfax will have a record of the accident making it nearly impossible to sell your car. So just run the son of a ***** into a tree at 40, case closed, you simply get reimbursed for the car, you get a brand new one off the lot, no dealing with body shops or any of that, simple."
Simple plan that might work for me one day!...MMPridenjoy
"You should have done what I plan to do the first time I get in an accident. As soon as the accident occurs just close your eyes, curse under your breath, and lay on the gas. Just make sure you hit something at a high enough speed to claim the car as a total loss. Example, you hit something causing your bumper to shear off. It's going to be a pain in the ass getting it fixed, and Carfax will have a record of the accident making it nearly impossible to sell your car. So just run the son of a ***** into a tree at 40, case closed, you simply get reimbursed for the car, you get a brand new one off the lot, no dealing with body shops or any of that, simple."
Simple plan that might work for me one day!...MMPridenjoy