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dwasson
01-13-2006, 05:01 PM
From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm

Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs
By Chris Hogg
BBC News, Hong Kong

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Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that "glow in the dark".
They claim that while other researchers have bred partly fluorescent pigs, theirs are the only pigs in the world which are green through and through.

The pigs are transgenic, created by adding genetic material from jellyfish into a normal pig embryo.

The researchers hope the pigs will boost the island's stem cell research, as well as helping with the study of human disease.

The scientists, from National Taiwan University's Department of Animal Science and Technology, say that although the pigs glow, they are otherwise no different from any others.

Taiwan is not claiming a world first. Others have bred partially fluorescent pigs before; but the researchers insist the three pigs they have produced are better.


They are the only ones that are green from the inside out. Even their heart and internal organs are green, the researchers say.
To create them, DNA from jellyfish was added to about 265 pig embryos which were implanted in eight different sows.

Four of the female pigs became pregnant and three male piglets were born three months ago.

Green generation

In daylight, the researchers say the pigs' eyes, teeth and trotters look green. Their skin has a greenish tinge.

In the dark, shine a blue light on them and they glow torch-light bright.

The scientists will use the transgenic pigs to study human disease. Because the pig's genetic material is green, it is easy to spot.

So if, for instance, some of its stem cells are injected into another animal, scientists can track how they develop without the need for a biopsy or invasive test.

But creating them has not been easy. Many of the altered embryos failed to develop.

The researchers say they hope the new, green pigs will mate with ordinary female pigs to create a new generation - much greater numbers of transgenic pigs for use in research.

MarauderMark
01-13-2006, 05:10 PM
Seems like a good way to find your kids at night.:up:

Two Hawks
01-14-2006, 10:39 AM
BTW, the lead scientist was Dr. Kim Lee Seuss. :D

He is now working on green eggs. :lol:

SergntMac
01-14-2006, 11:47 AM
BTW, the lead scientist was Dr. Kim Lee Seuss. :D

He is now working on green eggs. :lol:

Good comeback...haha you funny!

Just what the NFL was looking for, this will make night games much easier on the eyes.

MM03MOK
01-14-2006, 11:56 AM
Just what the NFL was looking for, this will make night games much easier on the eyes.:laugh: :laugh:

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/4/6/7/football.jpg

MERCMAN
01-14-2006, 12:46 PM
Seems like a good way to find your kids at night.:up:


Not to mention lighting up the toilet bowl the next night!:rofl:

dwasson
01-14-2006, 02:48 PM
They're going to use this technology to give us house cats that double as night lights.

wchain
01-14-2006, 08:29 PM
Great, now Sniffles and Peeg will want to go on extreme makeover and get this done....

Mike Poore
01-16-2006, 05:33 AM
Seems like a good way to find your kids at night.:up:

And ......when our daughters return from dates, we can check 'em for fingerprints.:rolleyes:

Petrograde
01-16-2006, 06:45 AM
Soylent Green is people!!! .... or pigs

Bluerauder
01-16-2006, 08:17 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Soylent Green is people!!! .... or pigs
I got more chuckles out this thread than the "Joke of the Day" postings. :rofl: Thanks, gang !!! :up:

Mike Poore
01-17-2006, 04:46 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I got more chuckles out this thread than the "Joke of the Day" postings. :rofl: Thanks, gang !!! :up:

Of course, Charlie, it was our good friend, Gordon, who correctly observed that pigs do, indeed, fly.

Having made that observation, the flying, glowing, green pig will be spotted in affordable housing parks (politically correct term) all over the nation, ..............crashing into UFOs.

Bluerauder
01-17-2006, 07:35 AM
Of course, Charlie, it was our good friend, Gordon, who correctly observed that pigs do, indeed, fly.
I saw bacon fly .... once. :rolleyes: Many years ago on a camping trip, my brother-in-law thought that it would be a good idea to cook the bacon on the little gas grill. Over my objections, he lined the grill with tinfoil. Once the bacon got to sizzling, he poked some fork holes to release the grease that was accumulating. The grease snuffed the fire. The gas was getting trapped under the tinfoil before he was able to try to light it again. I stepped back and shouted "watch out" just as the grill exploded into a small fireball sending the grate, tinfoil, and bacon high into a tree. It looked rather festive ... but a tad early in July for the holiday decorations. :rofl: Fortunately there were no injuries and the rest of the meal was cooked in the camping trailer. :rolleyes:

Moral of the Story: Cooking bacon on a gas grill as above is a bad idea.
Moral 2: Brother-in-Laws never listen to advice.