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rocknrod
02-10-2006, 04:49 PM
Now I'm not sure of this is for real. It said it was. But it's a good story anyway:

"THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, THE DECADE, MAYBE .
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars,
then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month
having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet
having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed

claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the
lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The
insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the
man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued... and WON! (Stay with me.)

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous.

The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the
company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and
also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining
what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the
claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months
in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First place winner in the recent
Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest

ONLY IN AMERICA! .... NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES

THINK WE'RE NUTS!!"

Thinik it's real?

hitchhiker
02-10-2006, 04:53 PM
I saw that already somewhere, but it was funny to see again.

:D

Big Boy Toy
02-10-2006, 05:09 PM
And who says that justice is blind.

fastblackmerc
02-10-2006, 05:14 PM
At least justice didn't go up in smoke....

BruteForce
02-10-2006, 05:26 PM
Urban legend (http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp) but a good one! :D

martyo
02-10-2006, 05:35 PM
This case was in fact pursued by the famous lawyer Herb N. Legend.

rocknrod
02-10-2006, 05:42 PM
This case was in fact pursued by the famous lawyer Herb N. Legend.
Cool......kinda like the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe:)

martyo
02-10-2006, 05:44 PM
Cool......kinda like the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe:)

But that firm has always been out litigated by Takem, Foral, Thayer, Worthe

Krytin
02-11-2006, 05:05 PM
Good one Marty!
I never heard that one before!

Hotrauder
02-11-2006, 05:38 PM
Dewey, Screwem and Howe, The attorney's first job is to determine how much the client can afford to pay. Job 2....get it. Dennis:D

CBT
02-11-2006, 06:11 PM
When I was... I mean when my FRIEND was in high school, he and his girfriend used to use the payphone at school to make prank phonecalls. That stopped when they called the fire department to report a fire....on the end of our (I mean my friends') cigarettes. That didn't go over too well. :rolleyes:

martyo
02-11-2006, 06:14 PM
A client runs into his attorney's office and slams 20,000 dollars in cash on his lawyer's desk.

Then the client tells the lawyer that he just killed his wife and the lawyer has to help him.

What is the lawyer's ethical dilemma?

O's Fan Rich
02-11-2006, 07:16 PM
How to spend the money?

This is tough. Ethics? Lawyer? Hmmmmmm....

Leadfoot281
02-11-2006, 07:51 PM
I've spent in excess of $45k on attourneys in the last three years. And they were worth every cent.

martyo
02-11-2006, 07:57 PM
I've spent in excess of $45k on attourneys in the last three years. And they were worth every cent.

Now that's what I like to hear!

DL04
02-11-2006, 08:11 PM
I've spent in excess of $45k on attourneys in the last three years. And they were worth every cent.
Should have just taken her fishin':cool:

Leadfoot281
02-11-2006, 08:12 PM
My choice was either 17 years behind bars, or shell out some cash. Easy choice! My Trial strategist/Lead council is also a MD and he helped pick the Martha Stewart jurors.

Two things you don't want are cheap parachutes and cheap Lawyers.

CBT
02-11-2006, 10:54 PM
Q: A cruise ship with 800 passengers sinks. Sharks eat everyone except
the lawyers. Why?
A: Professional courtesy.