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Donny Carlson
02-11-2006, 03:56 PM
My new girl friend poses several problems i need to solve:

1) She goes by the nickname "Big Yeller"
2) She's a Steeler's Fan
3) She emits black smoke from her tail pipe when I "push on her go pedal"
4) She'll only do it if she can be on top.

Exhibit A: Big Yeller

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2734/steelersfans4gq0cy.jpg

Exhibit 2: the "other" Big Yeller

http://lenscapoffphotography.smugmug. com/photos/43348490-M.jpg

Paul T. Casey
02-11-2006, 03:58 PM
Except for #4, I'd say she's a keeper.

merc6
02-11-2006, 04:04 PM
Your diesel emmits black smoke! Dude thats not good I heard thats caused from fouled spark plugs! You should try running 89 till the problem corrects it's self!









:D J/K what did it run that day and does that chic have a tounge ring?

RCSignals
02-11-2006, 04:37 PM
Donny, please clarify which Big Yeller is your girl friend............

Bluerauder
02-11-2006, 04:52 PM
My new girl friend poses several problems i need to solve:

1) She goes by the nickname "Big Yeller"
2) She's a Steeler's Fan
3) She emits black smoke from her tail pipe when I "push on her go pedal"
4) She'll only do it if she can be on top.

Exhibit A: Big Yeller
Exhibit 2: the "other" Big Yeller

I don't see a problem .... they are both keepers. :up:

O's Fan Rich
02-11-2006, 04:59 PM
I'll bet one of them yeller things is good for goin' out with the other yeller thing!
Question is ...Which one hauls which one?

RoyLPita
02-11-2006, 05:51 PM
Is Big Yeller #1 from the 'burg???

TooManyFords
02-12-2006, 07:43 AM
I don't know Donny... She looks a little hungry to me...

:P

DL04
02-12-2006, 07:49 AM
You know what they say about big girls and mopeds dont ya:D

Joe Walsh
02-12-2006, 08:22 AM
I'd keep the one that runs the 1/4 mile faster!

sailsmen
02-12-2006, 08:55 AM
I know a lady that was larger than her.

She turned her life around, lost all the weight, has kept it off. She is very attractive.

She also is very invovled in drag racing.

It's odd I knew her when I was heavily into racing sailboats. Never thought I would run into her drag racing.

TooManyFords
02-12-2006, 09:55 AM
I'd keep the one that runs the 1/4 mile faster!

My god, my sides hurt!!!

Of course, if there were a LARGE buffet at the 1320......

TripleTransAm
02-12-2006, 11:10 AM
Move over, Zack... the badgeless grille is going to be SO passé...

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=86 22&d=1139767806

martyo
02-12-2006, 01:18 PM
My eyes hurt.

twolow
02-12-2006, 01:35 PM
My eyes hurt.

Why, because you let her sit on your hood too? :P

MarauderMarc
02-12-2006, 01:38 PM
I dunno....they both look like TONS of fun!!!

Hotrauder
02-12-2006, 04:44 PM
She's a keeper but let her husband feed her...and don't stand behind her with your good clothes on. Dennis:beer:

shakes_26
02-12-2006, 05:49 PM
I dont care who you are, that right there is funny


Move over, Zack... the badgeless grille is going to be SO passé...

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=86 22&d=1139767806

seans
02-14-2006, 07:49 AM
And the best thing is that they're both big enough to share with all of your friends.:)

Donny Carlson
02-14-2006, 07:19 PM
that you normally observant gents failed to notice the piercing in her tongue.

You know what >that< means!!

TripleTransAm
02-14-2006, 08:14 PM
She tried to eat the cutlery?