Greatest video ever!

[Warpath]

Apparently, the US's #1 export is megatons of awesome. This beats every Chuck Norris reference ever.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/26/david_hasselhoff_is_hooked_on. html

I'm not gay.

[the_pack_rat]

:confused:

I guess I'm missing something ..... sposed' to be funny ?.

About the only thing I felt after watching that was regret.

On the other hand .... /\ that /\ comment in itself - is funny.

:lol:

[Blackened300a]

I'm not gay.

I think I found the second part of that awful Video

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/blackened300a/dancer-poles.gif

[King Fubar]

I watched it and now feel violated. :puke:


Thanks pal, just remember paybacks are a b!tch!!!!
:laugh:

[BAD MERC]

I feel empty now. I'm gonna go hurl.

[Shora]

All that money and he still got no shame. Give it up buddy, nobody wants to hear you sing. It's been 30 yrs. give it up already.

By the way, my Girlfriend said that Ricky Martin has nothing on Hasselhoff (spelling.) Well, she was laughing when she said it but I am sure for reasons with no relation to comment.

[CBT]

On a scale of one to ten, David Hasselhoff is a turd.

[the_pack_rat]

On a scale of one to ten, David Hasselhoff is a turd.


Many many years ago .....

Chuck Norris ate a really bad meal ..... & woke up in the middle of the night having to take a dump something awful.

After Chuck relieved himself he went to flush, but there was a "floater" that failed to go down. Chuck cracked the lever once more - twice more - and yet a third time, but despite the obvious fact the lil' floater's presence was far from wanted ..... it just refused to swim out to sea with the others.

In what is probably known as the only time in history Chuck Norris has ever conceded to anyone or anything .....

Chuck finally gave up trying to flush the lil floater & named him David.

And that was the day ..... David Hasselhoff was officially born.

And much like the very circumstances of his own birth ..... to this day - there he is & still is .....

No matter how hard we all try to rid ourselves of him.

[Ross]

Wasn't that video from Brokeback Mountain?

[TripleTransAm]

Somewhere deep in a storage warehouse at Universal Studios, a dusty black 1983 Trans Am is shaking its head thinking it should have aimed a little more to the right or left the last time it fired its driver's side ejector seat.

[Chuck Norris]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/26/kiefers_wild_sunday_1.html

Joke Bauer at it again . . .

David Hasslehoff is cool.

Anything that comes from me is divine. Even my excrement; that being David hASSelhoff.

"I'm hooked on a feelin' . . ."

That dude rocks.

:P