martyo
03-30-2006, 09:53 AM
Yesterday afternoon I was riding along in my limousine when I saw two men along the roadside eating grass. This disturbed me, so I ordered my driver to stopand I got out to investigate.
I asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
He told me "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
So I told him "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you."
The man said to me "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree"
"Bring them along" I told them. Turning to the other poor man I said, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
“Bring them all, as well," I told him.
They all entered my car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as my limousine. Once we got underway, one of the poor fellows turned to me and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
I replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
I asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
He told me "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
So I told him "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you."
The man said to me "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree"
"Bring them along" I told them. Turning to the other poor man I said, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
“Bring them all, as well," I told him.
They all entered my car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as my limousine. Once we got underway, one of the poor fellows turned to me and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
I replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."