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dwasson
04-13-2006, 08:32 AM
Detective Ford answered the phone on the first ring.

“Dear?” the caller said with a quavering voice.

“Hi Ma,” Ford replied. “How are you?”

“I’m fine son, but the car won’t start again,” his mother answered.

“Does it turn over,” Ford asked, looking at the ceiling, as he did when thinking?

“No it doesn’t,” the older woman said. “Can you fix it?”

“I’ll try Ma”, Ford said wearily. “How long has it been since you drove it?”

“What’s today … Thursday,” she answered. “I went to church Sunday.”

“Ok Ma, I’ll be there after work.” Ford hung up the phone and went back to reading crime reports.


Ford drove up to his mother’s house and stopped the car. He scanned the scene before he shut the car off. There was 2 inches of snow on the ground from the squall that passed through a few hours ago. The roof and truck lid of the white Grand Marquis in the driveway was snow covered.

He parked the car and walked up the snow-covered driveway toward the house. As he reached the front bumper of the car, the front door opened.

His mother called out, “Oh son, I’m glad you are here. I wanted to go to the senior center today and car just wouldn’t start.”

“No problem Ma,” Ford replied. “I’m glad to help.”

He stared at the car for a minute, taking in the snow covered roof and trunk and the dry hood.

“Did you look under the hood Ma?”

“No,” his mother said. “Nobody touched it. When it wouldn’t start, I came in and called you.”

“What year is the car again,” Ford asked?

“It’s a 2003,” his mother said. “We bought it just before your father died.”

“I know what it is,” Ford said decisively.

What did Ford identify as the problem?

cyclone03
04-13-2006, 08:53 AM
Detective Ford answered the phone on the first ring.

“Dear?” the caller said with a quavering voice.

“Hi Ma,” Ford replied. “How are you?”

“I’m fine son, but the car won’t start again,” his mother answered.

“Does it turn over,” Ford asked, looking at the ceiling, as he did when thinking?

“No it doesn’t,” the older woman said. “Can you fix it?”

“I’ll try Ma”, Ford said wearily. “How long has it been since you drove it?”

“What’s today … Thursday,” she answered. “I went to church Sunday.”

“Ok Ma, I’ll be there after work.” Ford hung up the phone and went back to reading crime reports.


Ford drove up to his mother’s house and stopped the car. He scanned the scene before he shut the car off. There was 2 inches of snow on the ground from the squall that passed through a few hours ago. The roof and truck lid of the white Grand Marquis in the driveway was snow covered.

He parked the car and walked up the snow-covered driveway toward the house. As he reached the front bumper of the car, the front door opened.

His mother called out, “Oh son, I’m glad you are here. I wanted to go to the senior center today and car just wouldn’t start.”

“No problem Ma,” Ford replied. “I’m glad to help.”

He stared at the car for a minute, taking in the snow covered roof and trunk and the dry hood.

“Did you look under the hood Ma?”

“No,” his mother said. “Nobody touched it. When it wouldn’t start, I came in and called you.”

“What year is the car again,” Ford asked?

“It’s a 2003,” his mother said. “We bought it just before your father died.”

“I know what it is,” Ford said decisively.

What did Ford identify as the problem?

Ma left the car running and it ran out of gas,then battery went dead because the fan /heater was on.

dwasson
04-13-2006, 08:55 AM
Not what I was thinking, but that would do it too.

SID210SA
04-13-2006, 09:01 AM
vapor lock?

dwasson
04-13-2006, 09:14 AM
Nope, he diagnosed it with the hood closed, from 6 feet away.

Bluerauder
04-13-2006, 09:16 AM
Ma left the car running and it ran out of gas,then battery went dead because the fan /heater was on.
I figured some creep stole her battery the night before.

BruteForce
04-13-2006, 10:29 AM
Ma accidental hit the remote start and it ran out of gas.

duhtroll
04-13-2006, 10:41 AM
1 Ninjas broke in and stole the starter, all without raising the hood or opening a door or window.

2 KITT used his "electronic dampening system" or whatever the hell that was so her car could not start.

3 Scotty disabled it from on board the Enterprise.

4 Chuck Norris thought about not letting Ma go anywhere for fear it was too cold out for her.

5 Ford products are defective; this is a normal occurrence and is not covered under warranty due to the disclaimer on the vehicle sticker at purchase.

6 Fords suck so bad that a vaccuum around the car would not let any air into the area; thus it would not start.



and my favorite answer:

7 Turbonator.

SID210SA
04-13-2006, 10:41 AM
Some one stipped the car? but left the hood

Smokie
04-13-2006, 11:10 AM
It's not Ma's car.

cyclone03
04-13-2006, 11:52 AM
Not what I was thinking, but that would do it too.

So we could go with one of those alternate ending things....sounds good.

I WIN!!!!

dwasson
04-13-2006, 11:57 AM
So we could go with one of those alternate ending things....sounds good.

I WIN!!!!

2 + 2 = 19

It's an alternate ending.

cyclone03
04-13-2006, 12:03 PM
2 + 2 = 19

It's an alternate ending.


I'm still calling it a win for me.....so there:P

jgc61sr2002
04-13-2006, 12:22 PM
It was the neighbors car.:D

SID210SA
04-13-2006, 12:24 PM
She forgot to flip the kill switch?

Marauderoz
04-13-2006, 12:29 PM
Alice left her phone plugged in!

dwasson
04-13-2006, 12:30 PM
Alice left her phone plugged in!

You're close.

Bobby Clobber
04-13-2006, 12:40 PM
:banana2: Under hood light stuck in on position, killed battery.:banana2:

dwasson
04-13-2006, 12:47 PM
We have a winner. The underhood light was stuck on, it heated the hood enough to clear the snow off, and it drained the battery. My dad's Lincoln actually did that last year.

The model year was important because the 2004 panthers didn't have underhood lights.

I'll have one more later.

duhtroll
04-13-2006, 01:22 PM
I'm still going with ninjas. They're wacky.