Poor Dummies

[Rider90]

And the Dummy has not gotten her career on track since...

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

[jawz101]

"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin."

She was forcing herself on him!

[Rider90]

He even made it into Wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Plentyhorse

[dwasson]

Doesn't that depend on whether the manniquin gives consent?

[LCSO34]

You got to love his name though.:D

[Blackened300a]

OK now I seen it all! Just out of curiosity, I dont believe there is a opening on a manniquin, so you think he did it as a goof or a dare??

[Bradley G]

Someone tell that guy, to get a hold of himself! :lol:

[shakes_26]

Uh....so what exactly constitutes 'appropriate' activity with a mannequin? Cruising the HOV lane?

:lol:

[Bradley G]

"Cruising the HOV lane?" (Quote)

:stupid: :confused:

[Dan]

Everyone knows that when a mannequin says no it's only joking.:nono:

[Bluerauder]

The phrase "Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places" comes to mind. :rofl:

Anybody remember the movie "Mannequin" (1987) ... could be Deja Vu (all over again).

The mannequin was Kim Cattrall when she was only 30. ..... Movie Tagline: Just because Jonathan's fallen in love with a piece of wood, it doesn't make him a dummy.

[Hotrauder]

I could understand a guy getting carried away with a crash test test dummy or some other superhumanoid but a clothes horse dummy. No way. That guy is scum. That dummy ought to take him for every penny he is worth and have him put on the dummy predator list. Dennis:beer:

[seans]

Doesn't that depend on whether the manniquin gives consent?

I agree, the article also doesn't give the age of the manniquin.

[STLR FN]

"If convicted, Plentyhorse maybe registered as a sex offender." :shake:

[DEFYANT]

I dunno, I've seen some real sexy dummies ya'know. :dunno:

[shakes_26]

"Cruising the HOV lane?" (Quote)

:stupid: :confused:

Real popular in Cauli-fornia, they dress up mannequin torso's so they can use the HOV lanes and avoid fines.

They do have HOV lanes in Chicago...dont they? Heck we got 'em down here, fat lot of good they do, all clogged up by a bunch of smug Hybrid* drivers going 55mph, while sniffing their own farts. :eek:

* for $5 Hybrid owners can buy an annual permit to use the HOV lane.

[Bradley G]

I need to get out more! :D

[Blackened300a]

I dunno, I've seen some real sexy dummies ya'know. :dunno:

Yeah especially Jessica Simpson