F*** weatherpersons

[duhtroll]

me·te·or·ol·o·gist ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mt--rl-jst)
n.

1. Liar.
2. Moron.

I know how I'm leaving this world. The headline will read "local teacher gunned down after 8-hour standoff." Subheading: "Heard screams of 'It's not sunny NOW, is it, b|tch?!' "

It will be the next time our weather persons say "sunny today," I wash my car, and it gets filthy in the pouring rain showers that day.

Seriously, *I* want to be as inaccurate as they are in *my* job and still get paid.

What a freakin' crock o' :censor:

-A

[duhtroll]

OK, I'm better now.

Well, sorta.

[MM2004]

me·te·or·ol·o·gist ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mt--rl-jst)
n.

1. Liar.
2. Moron.

I know how I'm leaving this world. The headline will read "local teacher gunned down after 8-hour standoff." Subheading: "Heard screams of 'It's not sunny NOW, is it, b|tch?!' "

It will be the next time our weather persons say "sunny today," I wash my car, and it gets filthy in the pouring rain showers that day.

Seriously, *I* want to be as inaccurate as they are in *my* job and still get paid.

What a freakin' crock o' :censor:

-A

Tell us how you REALLY feel dude.

Mike. :D

[Tallboy]

me·te·or·ol·o·gist ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mt--rl-jst)
n.

1. Liar.
2. Moron.

I know how I'm leaving this world. The headline will read "local teacher gunned down after 8-hour standoff." Subheading: "Heard screams of 'It's not sunny NOW, is it, b|tch?!' "

It will be the next time our weather persons say "sunny today," I wash my car, and it gets filthy in the pouring rain showers that day.

Seriously, *I* want to be as inaccurate as they are in *my* job and still get paid.

What a freakin' crock o' :censor:

-A

I promise you, they're even worse down here.

The one and only dead accurate weatherman I've ever seen is Tom Skilling from WGN.

If Tom says "rain", grab your umbrella.

[SergntMac]

If Tom says "rain", grab your umbrella. You're right again, Chuck.

[natedog1284]

Subheading: "Heard screams of 'It's not sunny NOW, is it, b|tch?!' "

ROTFLMAO! Awesome dude, awesome. :rofl:

Yeah, I can totally relate....

[Tallboy]

ROTFLMAO! Awesome dude, awesome. :rofl:

Yeah, I can totally relate....


C'mon...Dr. Mel Goldstein usually gets it right.

[jwheeler]

I'm behind you totally! I to got the old girl dirty today after getting her all dressed up for the prom...:fire: :mad2: :mad: :censor: :soap: :bricks: :gunfire:

[seans]

C'mon...Dr. Mel Goldstein usually gets it right.

Dr. Mel is a total fake. On TV he acts like a super nice guy but in person he is a real prick!

[SID210SA]

me·te·or·ol·o·gist ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mt--rl-jst)
n.

It will be the next time our weather persons say "sunny today," I wash my car, and it gets filthy in the pouring rain showers that day.



What a freakin' crock o' :censor:

-A

You must have been in South Texas.....at noon yesterday the weatherman called for sunny and hot, by 5 the storm was a brewin':eek: . I had just had my car washed the day before because the weather only called for a 20% chance of rain on Friday.:mad2:

[Bluerauder]

Seriously, *I* want to be as inaccurate as they are in *my* job and still get paid.-A
What the heck does a 50% Chance of Rain mean ???? Might rain ...... might not. :rofl:

I have noticed that washing my MM on any given day increases the chance of rain to about 99%. ;)

I rarely listen to what the weatherfolks say; but rather look at the doppler radar images and make up my own mind. That said, I don't plan my activities around the weather -- but adapt and modify as necessary.

[RoyLPita]

Mother nature always tests my MM after I wash and /or wax it.

[Marauderman]

What the heck does a 50% Chance of Rain mean ???? Might rain ...... might not. :rofl:

yeah..........sounds similar to one of those George Carlin lines..........."uh,,thats like I have a 50% chance of dieing today and the other half---well , making it thru the day---wow--now thats cool man!!"......your right about the forcasters---do your own by checking the radar---thats best......Tom

[MENINBLK]

me·te·or·ol·o·gist ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mt--rl-jst)
n.

1. Liar.
2. Moron.

I know how I'm leaving this world. The headline will read "local teacher gunned down after 8-hour standoff." Subheading: "Heard screams of 'It's not sunny NOW, is it, b|tch?!' "

It will be the next time our weather persons say "sunny today," I wash my car, and it gets filthy in the pouring rain showers that day.

Seriously, *I* want to be as inaccurate as they are in *my* job and still get paid.

What a freakin' crock o' :censor:

-A


Dude...

You aren't supposed to wash your car on a Sunny Day.
That's part of the American Indian Rain Dance Ritual !!!

When ever I want it to rain, I start out early, and detail my entire Marauder!
Byt the evening, it's raining.

Works every time...

[blackf0rk]

Up here in MKE everything is sensationalized. If there's rain coming - they make it out to be this HUGE storm that's going to cause mass damage, destruction, death, and everyone should be in their bathrooms holding on to their toilets for dear life.

However, when there actually IS a bad storm coming (like when you see it on radar for yourself), you find out about it on the 10-o-clock news the next night; sensationalized. :D

[Rider90]

Up here in MKE everything is sensationalized. If there's rain coming - they make it out to be this HUGE storm that's going to cause mass damage, destruction, death, and everyone should be in their bathrooms holding on to their toilets for dear life.

However, when there actually IS a bad storm coming (like when you see it on radar for yourself), you find out about it on the 10-o-clock news the next night; sensationalized. :D
I remember that one storm last year that had the tornado alarms going off in Elkhorn. The streets were empty :burnout: :baaa:

[natedog1284]

C'mon...Dr. Mel Goldstein usually gets it right.

Eh, I don't know about that. I usually have better luck with the guys on NBC30. They seem to know their stuff, but even they get it wrong sometimes, and usually when I wash my car in the morning....:mad2:

[Petrograde]

You must have been in South Texas.....at noon yesterday the weatherman called for sunny and hot, by 5 the storm was a brewin':eek: . I had just had my car washed the day before because the weather only called for a 20% chance of rain on Friday.:mad2:

Yup,... same here. :mad:

Basically,.. Meterology is like voodoo or witchcraft. They throw down some chicken bones, cover themselves with goat's blood, then somehow they come up with 20% chance of rain. :rolleyes:

[Dr Caleb]

I don't know. The weatherpeople here are quite good. They are almost 90% on the 4 day forcast, and basically 100% on the 24 hour. Monday they said that Tuesday around dinner, a fairly nasty storm would show up, and right on cue it did.

On Tuesday, they said it would be a beautiful day today, 20 Degrees and very sunny, light winds, and it was. Dead on. Perhaps our weatherpeople just have better Voodoo.

[the_pack_rat]

yeah..........sounds similar to one of those George Carlin lines

The Hippy Dippy Weatherman -


Forecast for tonight :

Dark.

Continued mostly dark throughout the night ..... with widely scattered light in the morning.

[Bluerauder]

The Hippy Dippy Weatherman -
That was one of George Carlin's best characters .... on the John Davidson show back in '64-'65. His 2nd best skit was on the comparisons between Football and Baseball. :rofl: