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MM2004
05-20-2006, 12:39 PM
Let's see what everyone comes up with.
I'll start with my favorites,
Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leak
Every
Time.
Or,..
First
On
Race
Day.
:D
Disclaimer:
(I am not a Lawyer).
Mike.
Bluerauder
05-20-2006, 12:45 PM
D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere
F ix
I t
A gain
T ony
mr.continental
05-20-2006, 01:02 PM
Move
Over
Pig
Ain't
Running
Bobby Clobber
05-20-2006, 01:02 PM
F ound
O n
R oad
D ***:beer:
Blackened300a
05-20-2006, 01:05 PM
Ford Spelled Backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
Chevy IROC:
Italian
Retard
Out
Cruising
Dodge:
Dirty
Old
Domestic
Gas
Eater
Ill leave out Pontiac :lol:
MarauderMarc
05-20-2006, 01:07 PM
Fu**ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
I know a few others....but I dont feel like getting kicked off the site any time soon:D
duhtroll
05-20-2006, 01:21 PM
Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
I had fewer problems when driving a Dodge, and "nothing says failure like driving a Dodge."
Find
Other
Ride
Dumbass
mr.continental
05-20-2006, 01:52 PM
Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie
supa_carrot
05-20-2006, 01:57 PM
Ford Spelled Backwards:
Driver
Returns
On
Foot
Chevy IROC:
Italian
Retard
Out
Cruising
Dodge:
Dirty
Old
Domestic
Gas
Eater
Ill leave out Pontiac :lol:
Just before I read your post I was thinking to myself "No one has mentioned Pontiac."
STLR FN
05-20-2006, 02:13 PM
Flip
Over
Read
Directions
Dumb
Owners
Don't
Get
Engines
1 Bad Merc
05-20-2006, 03:06 PM
My
Old
Plymouth
Aint
Running
Found
On
Road
Dead
Garbage
Truck
Option
dwasson
05-20-2006, 03:33 PM
Feeble
Italian
Attempt at
Technology
Swedish
Automobile
Always
Broken
rvaldez1
05-20-2006, 04:51 PM
Good.
Mexican.
Cars.
All my cousins have GMCs so it must be true. LOL.
STLR FN
05-20-2006, 05:29 PM
Get
My
Checkbook repairs are a comin
MM2004
05-20-2006, 07:31 PM
And a few more,..
Please
Leave
Your
Mother
Out
From
Under
The
Hood
God's
Mechanical
Curse
General
Malfunction
Bigdogjim
05-20-2006, 07:52 PM
And a few more,..
God's
Mechanical
Curse
......................:laugh:
sweetair
05-20-2006, 08:13 PM
F u*^ed
O n
R ace
D ay
and
B reak
M y
W indow
Merc-O-matic
05-20-2006, 08:20 PM
Got
To
Overhaul
MarauderMarc
05-20-2006, 11:03 PM
Okay.....
Poor
Old
Numbskull
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
grampaws
05-21-2006, 07:27 AM
Graduated the
Mechanics
Children
Gargantuan
Mechanical
Cost
Great
Mechanics
Companion
Most
Often
Parked
After
Rain
More
Elderly
Road
Cruisers
MERCMAN
05-21-2006, 08:01 AM
P urchased
T he
C lown
R ide
U ntil
I
S ee
E dsel
R eturn
grampaws
05-21-2006, 08:06 AM
I Love IT!:laugh: :laugh:
P urchased
T he
C lown
R ide
U ntil
I
S ee
E dsel
R eturn
BAD MERC
05-21-2006, 11:56 AM
Oh God, I knew I would shine someday. Dad - here I go to make you proud;
CHEVROLET; Completely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
MITSUBISHI; Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments - Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
DODGE; Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
MOPAR; Mostly Old Parts And Rust
OLDSMOBILE; Oversized, Leisurely Driven Sedans Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
BUICK; Big Ugly Import Car Killer
TOYOTA; Terror On Your Oversized Tool Assortment
AUDI; Another Under-Desired Import
HYUNDAI; How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
CADILLAC; Careless Adult Drivers In Left Lane Are Catastrophic
PONTIAC; Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Cadillac
FORD; First On Race Day
HONDA; Had One, Never Did Again
FIAT; Fix It Again Tony
CanadaMarauder
05-21-2006, 01:42 PM
Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust
KillJoy
05-21-2006, 01:52 PM
Very
Odd
Looking
Vehicular
Object
------------
Flip
Over
Read
Directions
-----------
Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill
KillJoy
MM2004
05-21-2006, 01:53 PM
Or,...
M y
O ld
P ig
A int
R unning
and,..
P ut
I n
N ew
T ransmission
O ften
Paul T. Casey
05-22-2006, 07:14 AM
He's
On
New
Drugs
Again
and
Makes
Everyone
Real
Crappy
Drivers and
Extremely
Stupid
magindat
05-22-2006, 07:25 AM
How 'bout road signs?
STOP
Squeel Tires Over Pedestrians
Slight Tap On Pedal
new one
Stop Talking On Phone
SID210SA
05-22-2006, 09:18 AM
Bring
More
Wallet
grampaws
05-22-2006, 09:36 AM
Big
Money
Waster
Bigdogjim
05-22-2006, 10:27 AM
How 'bout road signs?
STOP
Squeel Tires Over Pedestrians
Slight Tap On Pedal
new one
Stop Talking On Phone
Or spin tires on pavement!
merc6
05-22-2006, 12:47 PM
GTO...Get Tools Out
FORD...F*^#er Only Rolls Downhill.
BLACKMARAUDER04
05-22-2006, 01:10 PM
T ook
O ff
Y esterday
O n
T ow Truck's
A ss
Copyright 1995 cje
KillJoy
05-22-2006, 01:13 PM
For
On
Road
Destruction
KillJoy
the_pack_rat
05-22-2006, 01:14 PM
GTO -
Get The Others
GTA -
Guido Touring Automobile
KillJoy
05-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Found these on another site:
AUDI
----
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW
----
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
-----
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
---------
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
-----
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT
----
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
----
Flip over read directions
F***** over rebuilt dodge
First on Race Day!!!
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
GM
---
General Maintenance
GMC
---
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
-----
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
-------
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA
-----
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
----------
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
SAAB
-----
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA
------
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
-----
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
---
Virtually Worthless
KillJoy
KillJoy
05-22-2006, 01:17 PM
....and these:
AMC
All Makes of CarsAUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic InfluenceBMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
Basic Marin Wheels
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Break My Windshield
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical WretchBUICK
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact KillerCHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every TimeCHEVY
CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very YuckyDODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, EverywhereEDSEL
Every Day Something Else LeaksFIAT
Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
Foolish Italians Attempt Transportation
Fast Italian Attack TermiteFORD
backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
****ed On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
F****ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Friends Old Reluctant Dragster
Fathers Other Reluctant DumpFord Acronyms
F O R DNA
F O Return Denied
Found Outside R D
Fly Over R D
Failing Out R D
F O Rattling D
F O Run DownGM
General MaintenanceGMC
Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Cr*p
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
Got Moms CarHONDA
Had One Never Did AgainHYUNDAI
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable <BLINK>And</BLINK> Inexpensive...IROC
I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I'm Really Out of Cash
It's Really Only a Camaro
Italian Retard Out CruisingJEEP
Just Eats Every PartLTD
Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream
Last Try from Detroit
Long Time DrivingMAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously AlongMG
Money GuzzlerMOPAR
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are RepairsOLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter
Old Lemons Dying SlowlyOLDSMOBILE
Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.PINTO
Put In Nickel To OperatePLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The HoodPONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All CitiesPORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked EverythingPROBE
Plainly Runs Only By ExceptionSAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
Such An Arrogant B**tard
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best
Slow And Always BustedSUBARU
(backwards) U-R-A-BusTOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This AutoVW
Virtually Worthless
Very Wobbly
(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose EngineKillJoy
Leadfoot281
05-22-2006, 03:19 PM
Chrysler;
Corporate
Headquarters
Recommends
You
Start
Learning
Engine
Repair.
Mopar;
Move
Over,
People
Are
Racing!
BAD MERC
05-22-2006, 03:54 PM
VOLVO; Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owners
hdirish50
05-22-2006, 04:32 PM
Ain't
My
Car
BAD MERC
05-22-2006, 05:25 PM
JAGUAR; Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
BAD MERC
05-22-2006, 05:30 PM
Dealer
Enjoys
Letting
Other
Ridiculous
Expenses
Add
Nonsense
BAD MERC
05-22-2006, 05:37 PM
Most
Every
Ridiculous
Cash
Expense
Doesnt
Entail
Service
sconut1
08-23-2008, 09:24 PM
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
Open
Late
Each
Time
Hold
On
Now!
Dead
Automobile
Got
Mechaninc
Coming
sconut1
08-23-2008, 09:25 PM
Anyone got one for Nissan? That's the automotive company I despise most
Aren Jay
08-23-2008, 09:37 PM
One you southerners wouldn't know but up here we have a gas station that was set up by the liberal government of Pierre Elliott Trudeau then Prime Minister.
Called Petro Canada.
Pierre
Elliott
Trudeau
Rips
Off
Canada.
serb82
08-23-2008, 09:58 PM
You guys forget my favorite GMC saying:
Gay
Man's
Cruiser
Ms. Denmark
08-24-2008, 05:58 AM
My
Awesome
Rare
Automobile
Unleashes
Demonic
Energy
Relentlessly
:burnout::burnout::burnout:
Ms. Denmark
08-24-2008, 06:14 AM
Nasty
Insignificant
Sissy
Should
Attract
No one
:shake: :shake: :shake:
JAYSILVER04
08-24-2008, 08:15 AM
FORD:
Forever
Ordering
Recall
Devices
GMC:
Geriatric
Motor
Corporation
D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere
F ix
I t
A gain
T ony
Wow!!! Charlie must be psychic! :eek:
Chrysler;
Corporate
Headquarters
Recommends
You
Start
Learning
Engine
Repair.
Mopar;
Move
Over,
People
Are
Racing!
This is my favorite. :rofl:
SpartaPerformance
01-14-2010, 01:55 PM
B Beat
M y
W ife
O ld
L eisurley
D riven
S edan
M ade
O f
B uick
I rregular
L eftover
E quipment
M ore
O dd
P arts
A rranged
R etardedly
Big Black Beast
01-14-2010, 02:07 PM
Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie
LOL! That was a good one.:)
PhastPhil
01-18-2010, 07:25 PM
Fastest On Race Day
Ferocious Off Road Driving
More / Most Old Plymouths Are Racing
Mustangers Unite Simply To Annihilate Numerous Grand Nationals / or GMs
The last one, I had made that up myself back in the late 1980s early 90s when we used to go to Englishtown for the annual Mustangs vs. Grand Nationals weekend. Man...that was some awesome racing back then !
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