Automobile Acronyms

[MM2004]

Let's see what everyone comes up with.

I'll start with my favorites,

Cracked
Head
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leak
Every
Time.

Or,..

First
On
Race
Day.

:D

Disclaimer:

(I am not a Lawyer).

Mike.

[Bluerauder]

D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere

F ix
I t
A gain
T ony

[mr.continental]

Move
Over
Pig
Ain't
Running

[Bobby Clobber]

F ound

O n

R oad

D ***:beer:

[Blackened300a]

Ford Spelled Backwards:

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Chevy IROC:

Italian
Retard
Out
Cruising

Dodge:

Dirty
Old
Domestic
Gas
Eater

Ill leave out Pontiac :lol:

[MarauderMarc]

Fu**ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge


I know a few others....but I dont feel like getting kicked off the site any time soon:D

[duhtroll]

Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily


I had fewer problems when driving a Dodge, and "nothing says failure like driving a Dodge."

Find
Other
Ride
Dumbass

[mr.continental]

Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie

[supa_carrot]

Ford Spelled Backwards:

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

Chevy IROC:

Italian
Retard
Out
Cruising

Dodge:

Dirty
Old
Domestic
Gas
Eater

Ill leave out Pontiac :lol:

Just before I read your post I was thinking to myself "No one has mentioned Pontiac."

[STLR FN]

Flip
Over
Read
Directions


Dumb
Owners
Don't
Get
Engines

[1 Bad Merc]

My
Old
Plymouth
Aint
Running

Found
On
Road
Dead

Garbage
Truck
Option

[dwasson]

Feeble
Italian
Attempt at
Technology

Swedish
Automobile
Always
Broken

[rvaldez1]

Good.
Mexican.
Cars.
All my cousins have GMCs so it must be true. LOL.

[STLR FN]

Get
My
Checkbook repairs are a comin

[MM2004]

And a few more,..

Please
Leave
Your
Mother
Out
From
Under
The
Hood

God's
Mechanical
Curse

General
Malfunction

[Bigdogjim]

And a few more,..


God's
Mechanical
Curse

......................:laugh:

[sweetair]

F u*^ed
O n
R ace
D ay

and

B reak
M y
W indow

[Merc-O-matic]

Got
To
Overhaul

[MarauderMarc]

Okay.....

Poor
Old
Numbskull
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

[grampaws]

Graduated the
Mechanics
Children

Gargantuan
Mechanical
Cost

Great
Mechanics
Companion

Most
Often
Parked
After
Rain

More
Elderly
Road
Cruisers

[MERCMAN]

P urchased

T he

C lown

R ide

U ntil

I

S ee

E dsel

R eturn

[grampaws]

I Love IT!:laugh: :laugh:


P urchased

T he

C lown

R ide

U ntil

I

S ee

E dsel

R eturn

[BAD MERC]

Oh God, I knew I would shine someday. Dad - here I go to make you proud;

CHEVROLET; Completely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

MITSUBISHI; Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments - Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

DODGE; Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

MOPAR; Mostly Old Parts And Rust

OLDSMOBILE; Oversized, Leisurely Driven Sedans Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

BUICK; Big Ugly Import Car Killer

TOYOTA; Terror On Your Oversized Tool Assortment

AUDI; Another Under-Desired Import

HYUNDAI; How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

CADILLAC; Careless Adult Drivers In Left Lane Are Catastrophic

PONTIAC; Poor Old Nerd Thinks Its A Cadillac

FORD; First On Race Day

HONDA; Had One, Never Did Again

FIAT; Fix It Again Tony

[CanadaMarauder]

Mostly
Old
Parts
And
Rust

[KillJoy]

Very
Odd
Looking
Vehicular
Object
------------
Flip
Over
Read
Directions
-----------
Fast
Only
Rolling
Downhill

KillJoy

[MM2004]

Or,...

M y
O ld
P ig
A int
R unning

and,..

P ut
I n
N ew
T ransmission
O ften

[Paul T. Casey]

He's
On
New
Drugs
Again

and

Makes
Everyone
Real
Crappy
Drivers and
Extremely
Stupid

[magindat]

How 'bout road signs?

STOP

Squeel Tires Over Pedestrians

Slight Tap On Pedal

new one

Stop Talking On Phone

[SID210SA]

Bring
More
Wallet

[grampaws]

Big
Money
Waster

[Bigdogjim]

How 'bout road signs?

STOP

Squeel Tires Over Pedestrians

Slight Tap On Pedal

new one

Stop Talking On Phone

Or spin tires on pavement!

[merc6]

GTO...Get Tools Out
FORD...F*^#er Only Rolls Downhill.

[BLACKMARAUDER04]

T ook
O ff
Y esterday
O n
T ow Truck's
A ss

Copyright 1995 cje

[KillJoy]

For
On
Road
Destruction

KillJoy

[the_pack_rat]

GTO -

Get The Others

GTA -

Guido Touring Automobile

[KillJoy]

Found these on another site:

AUDI
----
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
----
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
-----
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET
---------
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE
-----
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FIAT
----
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!


FORD
----
Flip over read directions
F***** over rebuilt dodge
First on Race Day!!!
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA


GM
---
General Maintenance


GMC
---
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?


HONDA
-----
Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI
-------
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA
-----
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE
----------
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment

SAAB
-----
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA
------
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
-----
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
---
Virtually Worthless


KillJoy

[KillJoy]

....and these:

AMC


All Makes of CarsAUDI


Accelerates Under Demonic InfluenceBMW


Babbling Mechanical Wench
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
Basic Marin Wheels
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy
Bought My Wife
Break My Windows
Break My Windshield
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical WretchBUICK


Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact KillerCHEVROLET


Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every TimeCHEVY


CHarged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very YuckyDODGE


Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, EverywhereEDSEL


Every Day Something Else LeaksFIAT


Failure In Automotive Technology
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again, Tony!
Fix It All the Time
Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
Foolish Italians Attempt Transportation
Fast Italian Attack TermiteFORD


backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
Fails On Rainy Days
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
****ed On Race Day
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
F****ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Foot On Road Decelerates
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Frequently On Ritalin Designers
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
Flipping Over Results in Death
Friends Old Reluctant Dragster
Fathers Other Reluctant DumpFord Acronyms


F O R DNA
F O Return Denied
Found Outside R D
Fly Over R D
Failing Out R D
F O Rattling D
F O Run DownGM


General MaintenanceGMC


Garage Man's Companion
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Got More Cr*p
Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
Got Moms CarHONDA


Had One Never Did AgainHYUNDAI


How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable <BLINK>And</BLINK> Inexpensive...IROC


I Race Other Cars
I Run Over Children
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I'm Really Out of Cash
It's Really Only a Camaro
Italian Retard Out CruisingJEEP


Just Eats Every PartLTD


Long Term Debt
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream
Last Try from Detroit
Long Time DrivingMAZDA


Most Always Zipping Dangerously AlongMG


Money GuzzlerMOPAR


Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are RepairsOLDS


One Leak, Dead Starter
Old Lemons Dying SlowlyOLDSMOBILE


Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.PINTO


Put In Nickel To OperatePLYMOUTH


Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The HoodPONTIAC


Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All CitiesPORSCHE


Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked EverythingPROBE


Plainly Runs Only By ExceptionSAAB


Send Another Automobile Back
Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
Such An Arrogant B**tard
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best
Slow And Always BustedSUBARU


(backwards) U-R-A-BusTOYOTA


Too Often Yankees Overprice This AutoVW


Virtually Worthless
Very Wobbly
(BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose EngineKillJoy

[Leadfoot281]

Chrysler;

Corporate
Headquarters
Recommends
You
Start
Learning
Engine
Repair.

Mopar;

Move
Over,
People
Are
Racing!

[BAD MERC]

VOLVO; Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owners

[hdirish50]

Ain't
My
Car

[BAD MERC]

JAGUAR; Just Another Gearbox Under Annual Repair
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

[BAD MERC]

Dealer
Enjoys
Letting
Other
Ridiculous
Expenses
Add
Nonsense

[BAD MERC]

Most
Every
Ridiculous
Cash
Expense
Doesnt
Entail
Service

[sconut1]

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
Open
Late
Each
Time

Hold
On
Now!
Dead
Automobile

Got
Mechaninc
Coming

[sconut1]

Anyone got one for Nissan? That's the automotive company I despise most

[Aren Jay]

One you southerners wouldn't know but up here we have a gas station that was set up by the liberal government of Pierre Elliott Trudeau then Prime Minister.

Called Petro Canada.

Pierre
Elliott
Trudeau
Rips
Off

Canada.

[serb82]

You guys forget my favorite GMC saying:

Gay
Man's
Cruiser

[Ms. Denmark]

My
Awesome
Rare
Automobile
Unleashes
Demonic
Energy
Relentlessly
:burnout::burnout::burnout:

[Ms. Denmark]

Nasty
Insignificant
Sissy
Should
Attract
No one
:shake: :shake: :shake:

[JAYSILVER04]

FORD:

Forever
Ordering
Recall
Devices

GMC:

Geriatric
Motor
Corporation

[DOOM]

D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere

F ix
I t
A gain
T ony

Wow!!! Charlie must be psychic! :eek:

[DOOM]

Chrysler;

Corporate
Headquarters
Recommends
You
Start
Learning
Engine
Repair.

Mopar;

Move
Over,
People
Are
Racing!

This is my favorite. :rofl:

[SpartaPerformance]

B Beat
M y
W ife

O ld
L eisurley
D riven
S edan
M ade
O f
B uick
I rregular
L eftover
E quipment

M ore
O dd
P arts
A rranged
R etardedly

[Big Black Beast]

Old
Ladies
Drive
Slowly
Mostly
Over
Bridges
Into
Lake
Erie

LOL! That was a good one.:)

[PhastPhil]

Fastest On Race Day

Ferocious Off Road Driving

More / Most Old Plymouths Are Racing

Mustangers Unite Simply To Annihilate Numerous Grand Nationals / or GMs


The last one, I had made that up myself back in the late 1980s early 90s when we used to go to Englishtown for the annual Mustangs vs. Grand Nationals weekend. Man...that was some awesome racing back then !