Sick, but funny...

[CRZYBIKER]

http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/bennyfive/560/suzuki.htm

[hitchhiker]

http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/bennyfive/560/suzuki.htm

My Aunt in MO had one of those little dogs.
It was eaten by her neighbor's Malamute.

:D