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dwasson
06-12-2006, 07:05 PM
10. "So how big was that bomb you dropped on me? I was thinking at least 500 pounds; am I right?"

9. "If you don't do what I think you're going to do with that bacon, I'll give you each three of my virgins."

8. "Aiee! You're standing on my groin!"

7. "To be honest, I never actually finished reading the Koran. How did it end?"

6. "I'll never tell you where the last canister of centox gas is, Jack Bauer!"

5. "Dude! Where' my leg?"

4. "My biggest regret is that I won't get to see Brad Pitt's and Angelina Jolie's child grow up."

3. "I should have listened to my horoscope's warning that 'Big things are coming today.'"

2. "Tell my goat I love her."

And the number one possible last words of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi...


"Ow. Bombs hurt."

superford3
06-13-2006, 09:32 PM
haahahahah that was good

O's Fan Rich
06-14-2006, 09:52 AM
Ha!
I'm was kinda glad to find out he was not killed instantly. It gave him time to reflect on his life course and reach a conclusion in his heart either way.
I like to think it was similar to Comic Book Guy when the asteriod was hitting Springfield.. "Oooooo, I've wasted my life.".

Rob1559
06-14-2006, 05:26 PM
Now someone else gets the opportunity to be #1!

KAAAABOOOOOOM!

Joe Walsh
06-14-2006, 06:20 PM
Now someone else gets the opportunity to be #1!

KAAAABOOOOOOM!


>>"I nominate Abdul Khalil to be our new Leader in the Jihad against the Americans!!!"

>>"Thank You Musalla! I am most honored by your admiration...But I must decline the nomination as I'm NOT WORTHY of this position...
I think that you would be a MUCH better leader!"

>>"Thank You Abdul!...But I must decline the nomination....."

:D

DEFYANT
06-14-2006, 06:25 PM
Hardy har har

Now we have another thread with that POS name in the title! :shake:

mr.continental
06-14-2006, 06:47 PM
"shi......."

MENINBLK
06-14-2006, 07:08 PM
"This is gonna hurt !!!"