How to ruin a CV Sport

[jimlam56]

Looking for a replacement car for #1 son's TBird, I stumbled across this Gem.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2002-FORD-CROWN-VICTORIA-LX-PRESIDENTIAL-LOW-MILE-ALLOY_W0QQitemZ260003558181QQi hZ016QQcategoryZ6227QQssPageNa meZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Jman, don't look...

[fastblackmerc]

Thanks Jim for making my day :rolleyes: :rolleyes:.

[Big D's Merc]

Man what a way to mess up a car.

[SergntMac]

Buy my Kenny Brown, be a 3 MM family.

[jimlam56]

Buy my Kenny Brown, be a 3 MM family.
Thanks for the suggestion sir, but his price ceiling is about 15k.

[JMan]

Jman, don't look...

Jim,
I told you not to blow my cover ! ! ! Now everybody's gonna wanna do it to their's.

J

[jimlam56]

Jim,
I told you not to blow my cover ! ! ! Now everybody's gonna wanna do it to their's.

J

It would fit in where you live...
I can see it parked in "On top of the World", can't you?:D

[BruteForce]

At least they cleaned the engine bay. :bandit:

[KillJoy]

I was gonna say the same thing..... at least it IS clean... inside and out.

KillJoy

[jefferson-mo]

Florida............I coulda guessed

[hitchhiker]

That 'Pimp Top' is ugly!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[the_pack_rat]

That's the official much sought after "Florhideon" package.

And no ..... the "h" above was not a typo on my part.

Floridian + hideous = Florhideon.

Take note that not all Florhideon equipped cars are driven &/or owned by full time Florida residents(Floridians). Many owners of such vehicles only reside in Florida during the cold & snowy winter months of the north.

While the Florhideon package is most often seen on Ford's "Panther" platform vehicles - GM's late model Buicks & Cadillac's ..... it has also been known to be installed on much smaller & "lesser" vehicles ..... such as Toyota Corollas, Hyundai Sonatas, & the Ford Focus just to name a few.

Basically anything with (4) wheels including golf carts, may be subject to this Florhideon lack of taste & what's simpy known by more normal minded people as ..... "that's just plain wrong".

An interesting side note about those that drive vehicles with a Florhideon package on it -

Why they seem to have no qualms about paying the few thousand dollar premium the Florhideon package adds to the price of new vehicle ... these same people will often be seen & heard arguing with wait staff, about things as trivial as the extra 10 cents a piece of cheese costs, that came on their "early bird 2 for 1 special dinner" $5.99 burger & fries at a Florida eatery. "We asked for plain burgers ..... we refuse to pay the .20 extra for that cheese ..... where's your manager ?!?!?!?!?!?!. They can be very adamant about this. The meals ultimately get sent back & the cooks are told to make them from scratch. This often results in them having a very late dinner (3:25 PM), which only furthers their fustrations despite the fact they are driving a vehicle with the oh-so fine Florhideon package.

Alrighty then students, that will conclude todays lesson in -

The Most Commonly Chosen Auto Options For Retirees That Reside Full Or Part time In Florida 101.

The bell has sounded & class is dismissed.

Have a good weekend everyone ..... & see you all on Monday.

[JMan]

That's the official much sought after "Florhideon" package.

And no ..... the "h" above was not a typo on my part.

Floridian + hideous = Florhideon.

Take note that not all Florhideon equipped cars are driven &/or owned by full time Florida residents(Floridians). Many owners of such vehicles only reside in Florida during the cold & snowy winter months of the north.

While the Florhideon package is most often seen on Ford's "Panther" platform vehicles - GM's late model Buicks & Cadillac's ..... it has also been known to be installed on much smaller & "lesser" vehicles ..... such as Toyota Corollas, Hyundai Sonatas, & the Ford Focus just to name a few.

Basically anything with (4) wheels including golf carts, may be subject to this Florhideon lack of taste & what's simpy known by more normal minded people as ..... "that's just plain wrong".

An interesting side note about those that drive vehicles with a Florhideon package on it -

Why they seem to have no qualms about paying the few thousand dollar premium the Florhideon package adds to the price of new vehicle ... these same people will often be seen & heard arguing with wait staff, about things as trivial as the extra 10 cents a piece of cheese costs, that came on their "early bird 2 for 1 special dinner" $5.99 burger & fries at a Florida eatery. "We asked for plain burgers ..... we refuse to pay the .20 extra for that cheese ..... where's your manager ?!?!?!?!?!?!. They can be very adamant about this. The meals ultimately get sent back & the cooks are told to make them from scratch. This often results in them having a very late dinner (3:25 PM), which only furthers their fustrations despite the fact they are driving a vehicle with the oh-so fine Florhideon package.

Alrighty then students, that will conclude todays lesson in -

The Most Commonly Chosen Auto Options For Retirees That Reside Full Or Part time In Florida 101.

The bell has sounded & class is dismissed.

Have a good weekend everyone ..... & see you all on Monday.

Bwaahahahahahahahaaaa!
Oh my God! Eric, that is so absolutely hilarious! That gets my vote for funniest post ever :lol: ! ! ! ! ! !

Bwaahahahahahahahaaaa!
Man-oh-man, that made my face hurt!!!!
Maybe only Floridians can appreciate that!

Bwaahahaha!

J

God help us, we're all goin' ta HELL!

[Ezbok58a]

I've seen a full roof on a CV Sport, and on a Marauder.:puke: :flamer:

[jimlam56]

Lookin' at this one now:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1,1&item=200004627286&ih=010&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT
LA=scary though...

[RoyLPita]

Just so younz know, the CV Sport with the 1/2 roof was a demo from the dealer that I work at. The previous owner had the top installed.

Hey Jim.....would you like an OASIS report on THIS one??!

[jimlam56]

Just so younz know, the CV Sport with the 1/2 roof was a demo from the dealer that I work at. The previous owner had the top installed.

Hey Jim.....would you like an OASIS report on THIS one??!
No thanks Brian, think I'll pass...