The Top 5 Signs Your Car Needs Washing

[dwasson]

5> The kids seem really freaked-out by those blood stains in the Bronco.

4> Visits to the farm always result in pigs humping your tires.

3> Kids write "PLOW ME!" on your trunk.

2> When you blow the horn, prairie dogs pop up from the hood.


and the Number 1 Sign Your Car Needs Washing...


1> That rank smell coming from under all those McDonald's bags? The missing baby!!!

[TAF]

kinda along these lines....a little "shop talk" here

Y'all would NOT believe what the insides of some folks cars look like....

I spend all day drivin' folks cars up on the racks.....I swear sometimes I get out and feel like I not only need a shower...but a tetanus shot...

What's funny is...they always apologize for how filthy their car is before I get in....and I'm like....uh...this isn't just today's lunch leftovers in here...this is like MONTHS-WORTH...

Yes Jack...not directed at you, my friend...yours was clean today...you should have stayed a little later for some fun :up:

*TAF steps down from soap box*

Sorry Dan...back to your thread