dwasson
07-16-2006, 10:02 AM
From: http://carscarscars.blogs.com/
Here's what you do:
1. Get that friggin 3.5 liter V-6 out the door.
2. Install it in every Ford that it will fit.
3. Profit.
"Oh," says lame-ass Ford, "We don't want to hurt sales of the Lincoln Z thing.... Or whatever we changed the Zephyr's name to."
"Bah!" says Cars! Cars! Cars! newly-formed engineering staff. "Nissan uses its 3.5 liter in: Altima, Maxima, 350z, Infiniti I35 (discontinued), G-line... maybe more and they've been fine. Well, their sales are down lately, but it's not because of the engine."
"Oh yeah, fancy boys?" yells Ford, "Then why are the sales down?"
Cars! Cars! Cars! carefully explains, "It's Ghosn's hair products. They are affecting his thinking. Why else would he partner with GM?"
"Ha!" laughs Ford.
"Now put that fancy V-6 in everything!" Cars! Cars! Cars! says.
"We don't think so. We're scared." Ford says shyly.
Here's what you do:
1. Get that friggin 3.5 liter V-6 out the door.
2. Install it in every Ford that it will fit.
3. Profit.
"Oh," says lame-ass Ford, "We don't want to hurt sales of the Lincoln Z thing.... Or whatever we changed the Zephyr's name to."
"Bah!" says Cars! Cars! Cars! newly-formed engineering staff. "Nissan uses its 3.5 liter in: Altima, Maxima, 350z, Infiniti I35 (discontinued), G-line... maybe more and they've been fine. Well, their sales are down lately, but it's not because of the engine."
"Oh yeah, fancy boys?" yells Ford, "Then why are the sales down?"
Cars! Cars! Cars! carefully explains, "It's Ghosn's hair products. They are affecting his thinking. Why else would he partner with GM?"
"Ha!" laughs Ford.
"Now put that fancy V-6 in everything!" Cars! Cars! Cars! says.
"We don't think so. We're scared." Ford says shyly.