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[bigmerc'03]

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The Fuel Optimiser
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Save money—get use of all the fuel you're paying for with Fuel Optimiser! Increase gas mileage while giving your engine a boost! This independently field-tested device fits over your vehicle's fuel line and has powerful hydrodynamic magnets that break apart clusters of fuel molecules so gas burns more efficiently. The result? Improved gas mileage and horsepower, faster ignition, reduced engine heat and wear and fewer carbon monoxide emissions. Installs with just a screwdriver and does not affect vehicle warranties. 1-year limited warranty. </TD></TR><TR><TD class=CatalogRequestHead vAlign=top colSpan=2>

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[bugsys03]

Its A Scam

[RF Overlord]

Dear God in heaven, not this __________ again?!

fill in the blank with your favourite choice:

Snake oil
Crap
Tomfoolery
Junk
Scam
Rip-off
*****e
BS
Crock

[kj31067]

can you split it in two and insert a couple of those ''pills'' and really save?:D

[BlownBlass]

Add a "tornado" and you've got 60 mpg hybrid bruiser!

[jgc61sr2002]

Dear God in heaven, not this __________ again?!

fill in the blank with your favourite choice:

Snake oil
Crap
Tomfoolery
Junk
Scam
Rip-off
*****e
BS
Crock


What RF said. ^^^^^^^

[BruteForce]

I hate it when my fuel molecules get lumpy like that.

[SergntMac]

I believe in hydrodynamic magnets. I have been using them for years now, and they have proven to me that they work. I did a few pulls on them alone, as a mod, and posted those results here back in '03. Do a search?

I have a set in my Navy low quarters, and a set in my Buster Brown all white gymmies. When I wear shoes, I am 6' tall, and do not appear as overweight as I do at my actual height of 5'9". I just "swell" vertically, it's quite a ride.

Around here, this is important. Y'all 6 footers (and better) are quite a dynamic collection of Marauder owners. Every one of you have gonads I only wish I could grow. Hydrodynamic magnets...I need to get a slice of that pie any way I can, and Hydrodynamic Magnets work for me.

Hydrodynamic magnets work, period. Folks in the street respect me at first glance in my direction. I get any parking spot in the Wal-Mart lot I wish, it's there waiting for me when I pull into the lot. I pay 10 cents less for 93 octane. My milkman delivers the the full monty, the 98 percent he stole from my 2 percent milk. My Brown dude tips me. My staff at work adore me. Women love my aroma, and gay men covet my aura. All from two simple hydrodynamic magnets in my shoes, and a copper bracelet on my left wrist.

My point is, you can burn scented candles until you are blue in the face, and your dyno number won't change one decimal. But, with a few well-placed hydrodynamic magnets, your world will swell, and with sucess at every turn, every bend in the road ahead. You don't need "Bob", or, his organic supplement, that trip is the real rip...

Hydrodynamic Magnets...Works for me. Left shoe, right shoe, with dab (not a tad) of left wrist copper, and you're good to go. 1500 RWHP Mustangs?

Bring 'em on, I'm taking them D O W N daily...

[STLR FN]

I hate it when my fuel molecules get lumpy like that.Yeah especially when the 'fuel molecules' are lumpy in your drawls. :eek:

[Mad4Macs]

I believe in hydrodynamic magnets. Hydrodynamic magnets work, period. Folks in the street respect me at first glance in my direction. I get any parking spot in the Wal-Mart lot I wish, it's there waiting for me when I pull into the lot. I pay 10 cents less for 93 octane. My milkman delivers the the full monty, the 98 percent he stole from my 2 percent milk. My Brown dude tips me. My staff at work adore me. Women love my aroma, and gay men covet my aura. All from two simple hydrodynamic magnets in my shoes, and a copper bracelet on my left wrist.

Chuck Norris, is that you?
:lol:

[Lou]

Hey, I gotta bridge I wanna sell ya. Hardly used at all.
An even better deal is this tunnel in Boston. You'd have it all to yourself too.:)


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The Fuel Optimiser
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Heartland
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$19.99
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[Larry Staunton]

P. T. Barnum was right. "There's a sucker born every minute."

[ckadiddle]

I have mine installed right next to the Turbonator..