Hilarious eBay auction

[VNMUS]

eBay: Barnett Rhino Recurve Crossbow. Seller must dispose in order to pay for Kung-Fu lessons. (You have to read the outrageous write-up.)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170021180120

[MdnightMarauder]

That is so funny to read. That guy has some serious mental problems. He actually thinks he is a pirate and that his family got killed by ninja's. So now he needs kung fu lessons. That is great! Good read.

[bryanthomas]

Oh my gosh... I can't believe you guys are so insensitive. Obviously you have never been to www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net)

[KillJoy]

Now that was one funny read!

KillJoy

[SID210SA]

Sounds like Demi's boy toy......whats his name....somethin Kutcher wrote that web site.

[dwasson]

You have only gotten one side of the story. Go to askaninja.com for the rest.

[duhtroll]

He's um, kidding. But it got him some bids . . .

I know someone who actually maintains the story that he is a secret agent and has to "disappear" for weeks at a time on covert ops. Of course he is just cheating his wife, but she believes him. :rolleyes:

He has said he must sleep in a separate room so he doesn't accidentally kill her at night while dreaming. :lol:


That is so funny to read. That guy has some serious mental problems. He actually thinks he is a pirate and that his family got killed by ninja's. So now he needs kung fu lessons. That is great! Good read.

[SergntMac]

Sigmund Freud taught us that there is a fine line between absolute brilliance and mental defect. That line is protected by prescription medication and obviously, our cross-bow pirate has crossed that line...

[kj31067]

Sigmund Freud taught us that there is a fine line between absolute brilliance and mental defect. That line is protected by prescription medication and obviously, our cross-bow pirate has crossed that line...




mac , you are kind.... i was thinking something more like '' this guy is a fruit-loop''!!!!