What do the Starship Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

[martyo]

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

God I hate it when I have to work on Sundays and the weather is nice!! :alone:

[Blackened300a]

Hey What did Mr Spock find in the toilet on the Enterprise?
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The Captains Log.

[DEFYANT]

<CENTER>Top Ten Plot Twists in the "Clinton on the Enterprise" Episode</CENTER>


Bill is watching "Hee Haw" and discussing his experiences as a Rhodes scholar with some friends. The fabric of the universe can't take this juxtaposition of the idiotic with the intelligent and Bill is technobabbly transported to the Enterprise.
Picard is stunned into utter speechlessness by Clinton's hair.
Shares "war stories" with Riker. i.e. "And then her husband walked in!"
Thanks to replicator, all food is FAST food! Clinton's in hog heaven!
Dr. Crusher politely tells Bill, "with our medical technology, we can correct that overbite."
Clinton learns from Star Fleet how to eliminate the US budget deficit -- get rid of money!
Bill & Will save Enterprise from hostile aliens by playing a rather bad duet on Sax and Trombone.
Advances in genetic engineering can eliminate problems from inbreeding. Clinton brings the technology home to Arkansas and becomes a hero!
Clinton makes the transporter an intregal part of his universal health care plan.
As he leaves the Enterprise, Clinton closes his goodbye with "I still believe in a place called Hope." Data responds with, "There are exactly 143,452 settlements with that name in the geographical records."

[DefyantExWife]

man, dont be dissin Clinton. Clinton was an awesome president in my opinion. Cost of living was down, interest rates were awesome, and we had a surplus.

VOTE FOR HILLARY in 2008 !!!



*passes the spoon* :D

[Hotrauder]

CHARLIE......HELP

[DefyantExWife]

CHARLIE......HELP



:neener::poke:

[jgc61sr2002]

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

God I hate it when I have to work on Sundays and the weather is nice!! :alone:



Marty - I thought you were working at a slower pace and had the weekends off.

[duhtroll]

Part A is correct - what's this about budget deficit? Must be a Bush thing. Part B . . . you're on your own.

Hillary is the path to hell.


man, dont be dissin Clinton. Clinton was an awesome president in my opinion. Cost of living was down, interest rates were awesome, and we had a surplus.

VOTE FOR HILLARY in 2008 !!!



*passes the spoon* :D

[Leadfoot281]

man, dont be dissin Clinton. Clinton was an awesome president in my opinion. Cost of living was down, interest rates were awesome, and we had a surplus.

VOTE FOR HILLARY in 2008 !!!



*passes the spoon* :D

Why is a budget surplus a good thing? Doesn't that mean we are paying too much tax?

When I get my credit card bills, I don't send them excess money. I couldn't imagine how sending the government excess funds would be a good idea, after all, they can actually spend the excess.

Could some one please explain this?

[duhtroll]

It's not, but a deficit is far worse. Especialy one on the quintizillions, or whatever we have now.


Why is a budget surplus a good thing? Doesn't that mean we are paying too much tax?

[StevenJ]

man, dont be dissin Clinton. Clinton was an awesome president in my opinion. Cost of living was down, interest rates were awesome, and we had a surplus.

VOTE FOR HILLARY in 2008 !!!



*passes the spoon* :D

Oh god no! Clinton's ecconomy was simply a buble waiting to collapse. But I'm going to go any further than that. I don't wish to have this thread locked!

Oh, not to say there shouldn't be a women president, I'm sure there will be one day. I however hope Billary is never one of them!

[Smokie]

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

God I hate it when I have to work on Sundays and the weather is nice!! :alone:

You can always shoot rubber bands in to a waster paper basket.;)

[SergntMac]

The Clinton household is a true Democratic Party assembly, taking and holding the Democratic Party line down to the last word.

Hillary is the Democrat.

Bill is the Party...

[Petrograde]

If Hillery wins,.... I'm gonna become a Mexican. Comprende?

[Smokie]

I think Hillary should win, here is why:

All wars will end.
All terrorism will end.
Poverty will end.
Free universal health care for everyone.
Budget deficits will end.
Interest rates will be low.
Unemployment will end.
We will once again be loved and respected by the French.
All social injustice will end.

And best of all...you won't have to raise your kids...they will be raised "by a village".

[Power Surge]

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.



Not to nit pick, but it's actually "they both circle Uranus and wipe out the Klingons". A little funnier that way :).

[hitchhiker]

I'm stayin outta this one!

:D

[martyo]

I start a thread without any purpose and it gets derailed! :confused:

[JMan]

CHARLIE......HELP

Dennis,
Charlie's the one that needs the help . . . He's married to her! ;)

J

[STLR FN]

I start a thread without any purpose and it gets derailed! :confused:Welcome to MM.net.... where any thread can turn into a rukus.

[Bigdogjim]

I start a thread without any purpose and it gets derailed! :confused:
Derailed, highjacked, so far off course not even the Enterprise could find starbase 5

Nice job Martyo:baaa: :lol:

[teamrope]

I'm stayin outta this one!

:D

I'm with ya David. :cool:

[DEFYANT]

I start a thread without any purpose and it gets derailed! :confused:


:D

Quantum Torpedos.....FIRE

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/Defyant/def_1.jpg



I'm here to help.:P

[Bradley G]

This is a *****ty Thread!:lol:

[Petrograde]

There's gonna be a Star Wars TV series. I hope it doesn't suck!

[Donny Carlson]

There's gonna be a Star Wars TV series. I hope it doesn't suck!

Have you heard that CBS/Paramount is reissuing the orginal Star Trek series in high definition, remastered sound, and with the special effects redone with new CGI?


http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/news/article/23775.html

[magindat]

I start a thread without any purpose and it gets derailed! :confused:

Just like any decent train of thought... easily derailed.

[Haggis]

Dennis,
Charlie's the one that needs the help . . . He's married to her! ;)

J


I'm here to help.

Then put her over your knee and put her in her place. ;)

[Petrograde]

Have you heard that CBS/Paramount is reissuing the orginal Star Trek series in high definition, remastered sound, and with the special effects redone with new CGI?


http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/news/article/23775.html

whoa,... I hadn't heard about this,..... sweet! Thanks Donny!

[Loco1234]

Ok,
I always feal alot better to know Im not the only Star Trek geek out there whom also is a car nut.

We should get a poll going....
What is the best ever star trek series:
1. Star Trek (original)
2. The Next Generation
3. Deep Space 9
4. Voyager
5. Enterprise

Did I miss any...?

[Haggis]

Ok,
I always feal alot better to know Im not the only Star Trek geek out there whom also is a car nut.

We should get a poll going....
What is the best ever star trek series:
1. Star Trek (original)
2. The Next Generation
3. Deep Space 9
4. Voyager
5. Enterprise

Did I miss any...?

1. Star Trek (original) - Classic can never go wrong.
2. The Next Generation - After Riker grows a beard.
3. Deep Space 9 - After Sisco looses his hair.
4. Voyager - Some episodes are :sleepy:
5. Enterprise - Enjoyed every episodes, too bad they canceled it. Better then some of the series above. IMO

[DEFYANT]

Dont for get the corny sunday morning ST cartoons.

ST TOS - all of it
ST TNG after season 2
ST DS9 Like Gordon, after Sisco goes bald
ST VOY I liked them all - especially after 7 of 9 came aboard
ST ENT I liked what I saw. I may have seen 10 episodes

I can not wait to see the CGI ST TOS. Should be good!

[DefyantExWife]

Then put her over your knee and put her in her place. ;)


you dont know the half of it. Let's just say I was glad you werent here the last few days :depress: :D

[SergntMac]

I'm not a StarTrek fan, but I read Sean Hyland's book on modding the Enterprise torque thrusters for more boost. Tekside blocks donchakno...

[Petrograde]

1. Star Trek (original) - Classic can never go wrong.
2. The Next Generation - After Riker grows a beard.
3. Deep Space 9 - After Sisco looses his hair.
4. Voyager - Some episodes are :sleepy:
5. Enterprise - Enjoyed every episodes, too bad they canceled it. Better then some of the series above. IMO

yup ^^that^^ pretty much sums it up for me too.

[Breadfan]

Well I'm probably going to violate the Prime Directive...

1.) Next Generation
2.) Voyager
3.) DS9
4.) Enterprise (was really good, cancelled too early, shows a tad dark in lighting too)
5.) TOS - sorry guys...not that I don't like it, but not my favorite...

So yeah, TNG is definitely my favorite, Voyager and DS9 are pretty much tied, lately I've been more into Voyager, Enterprise I did liked and wish it wasn't cancelled, but I do feel the episodes were sorta "dark" in terms of lighting. It's been awhile since I've seen it, the last few years were real good, it probably should be higher on the list but I don't have the DVDs to remind myself.

Now who's gonna list out the movies?

I'll Start:

1.) IV - Voyage Home
2.) II - Wrath of Khan
3.) Insurrection
4.) First Contact
5.) Nemesis
6.) Generations
7.) VI - Undiscovered Country
8.) III - Search for Spock
9.) V - Final Frontier
10.) I - The Motion Picture (aka WTF was that?)

[Donny Carlson]

but how could you not love Enterprise?

Two words: Decontamination Scene



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[STLR FN]

There is rumored to be another Star Trek movie coming out in '08 or '09.

[Loco1234]

Ya according to the web site there is a new movie coming out....

...but they have not released about what yet....

it was rumored the movie would be about the meeting of Spock and Jim....

...and the first poster rumored to be affliated had the star trek federation symbol on it but it look animated.....

This is the site....
http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/MOV/011/index.html