texascorvette
11-22-2006, 08:11 PM
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007
10: Life is sexually transmitted.
9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6: Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: <o:p></o:p>
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place>America</st1:place></st1:country-region> but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrant terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.<o:p></o:p>
10: Life is sexually transmitted.
9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6: Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
2: In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: <o:p></o:p>
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place>America</st1:place></st1:country-region> but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrant terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.<o:p></o:p>