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Mike Poore
01-23-2007, 02:08 PM
Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

© Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S.
Dept. of Health and Human Services.

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.

© The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are ~ 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand.

Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers are withheld for the fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

O's Fan Rich
01-23-2007, 03:50 PM
Probably 'cuz alot of them don't speak English anymore....

Haggis
01-24-2007, 04:16 AM
Probably 'cuz alot of them don't speak English anymore....

Ich spreche nur etwas englisch?

Я говорю только несколько английскую язык?

我讲有些仅英语?

Μιλώ μόνο κάπως αγγλικό;

Bluerauder
01-24-2007, 09:33 AM
Ich spreche nur etwas englisch?

"Ich spreche nur ein biBchen Englisch" .... B="ss"

Etwas = something, some (must be a Berliner colloquial thing) ;)

Haggis
01-24-2007, 09:54 AM
"Ich spreche nur ein biBchen Englisch" .... B="ss"

Etwas = something, some (must be a Berliner colloquial thing) ;)

Bisschen - little

Must be a Baravian thing. Everything is smaller in Bavaria, lederhosen too tight.