What should I yell at random people?

[Motorhead350]

Alright this is another one of those pointless threads I am starting and yes you can call me young and stupid or think whatever, but here I go. As some of you know I have a 100 watt P.A. on my Marauder and sometimes I yell random things at people and it never seems to lose fun. Heres what I have yelled before:

1. Get off the phone!
2. Obay the sign next time a-hole (bikes that never stop at a stop sign)
3. How much for your women? I want to buy your women!
4. Heres a group of winners
5. Clear the path!!! (for people crossing the street when I have a green light)

I have others, but the time is coming for the Marauder to hit the street and I need to new things to yell at people. I don't care if it's a quote from a movie, but I'd like to not sware. Any suggestions?

[martyo]

Would you mind running face first into a wall and video taping it for us to see?

[LILALLEYKATT]

Would you mind running face first into a wall and video taping it for us to see?
Better than that let me know when your gonna do it and I will be there to video it for you...I promise I will post it if you dont survive...

[Motorhead350]

I don't have enough time to say all of that. I don't rap. :stupid:

[Motorhead350]

Anything else for me?

[duhtroll]

If you're going to yell all that other stuff you might as well add:

"Write me a ticket, please, officer!" and

"Please kick my a$$"

and my favorite:

"Tonight only at the Palace Hotel Ballroom - the show band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues . . ."

among others.

[martyo]

I promise I will post it if you dont survive...


We could only hope!

[Joe Walsh]

You might want to be careful, because you may think that it is cute and funny,
BUT 'Big Bubba' might take offense to your PA squawking...:cheesed:, walk over and punch your lights out...or even worse; pound a big dent in your hood.

BTW: Thanks for representing all Marauder owners in such a fine fashion.

[Motorhead350]

"Write me a ticket, please, officer!" and


"Tonight only at the Palace Hotel Ballroom - the show band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues . . ."

among others.
You know I might just say those especially the first one. Next time I drive by campus security I'll say it.

[jawz101]

to the ladies:
"Do you believe in love at first site, or should we try this again?"
back up a bit, then move forward

or just try beatbox'n and make it sound like you have a b1tchin system

[Motorhead350]

You might want to be careful, because you may think that it is cute and funny,
BUT 'Big Bubba' might take offense to your PA squawking...:cheesed:, walk over and punch your lights out...or even worse; pound a big dent in your hood.

BTW: Thanks for representing all Marauder owners in such a fine fashion.

I've been at it for 2 years and I've been just fine. Actually when cops find out I have it, they tell me it would be cool if they had one. Also I don't speak on behalf of all Marauders, this is my reputation... not everyone who has a Marauder. Come on now you know better than that. :rolleyes:

[The Big Stu]

"Pull your pants up!"

For all these young kids who don't know what a belt is.

[AstroVic]

...and yes you can call me young and stupid or think whatever...

Um, okay.

You are both: young AND stupid.

[AstroVic]

BUT 'Big Bubba' might take offense to your PA squawking...:cheesed:, walk over and punch your lights out...

C'mon! You know better than that!

He'd never pick one someone who could/would kick his ass! He only preys on the weak and defenseless.

[Shora]

Would you mind running face first into a wall and video taping it for us to see?

Did you guys ever see the dumb arabs on youtube who hang out of cars while the car is being driven on the highway?

Maybe this cat would fit better over there?!?

[AstroVic]

Try these next time you're out and about:

1. Hey, guys, look at me...I will definitely NOT be getting laid tonight! Wanna hang out with me and yell at people on my really cool P.A. system??? Hey, wait guys! Where are y'all going?!??!?

2. Hey, ladies, look at me....I'm a dork with a P.A. system! And I will definitely NOT be getting laid tonight!

3. Hey, officers, look at me....I'm in desperate need of your attention! Please arrest me/cite me/search my vehicle/etc.

4. Hey, everyone in the world, look at me....I can make an ass of myself on the internet AND in person! Oh, and I have a small *****! But look at my cool car, will ya'?!

5. Hey, fellow Marauder owners, look at me....I'm both: young AND dumb!

[RoNiN77]

gggggggggggggggggg

[jawz101]

don't let anyone rain on your parade. if you're around friends or find people w/ a good attitude to your antics, you've done great by making a smile.
On the same note- don't be a jackass

[MENINBLK]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

[Motorhead350]

I love the one about pulling the pants up thats great. Keep em coming.

[Mad4Macs]

You've really got to get over your hangup of things being "young and stupid" vs "old and staid". That's only your opinion of how the world is, and truth be told, the way most people feel about it is, you're just a little bit sad.
But... in keeping with your weak little desire to draw attention to yourself... try a line from Beck;
"I'm a Loser Baby", and shout it as loud as you can to everyone you want to p*** off.
Yeah, sounds about right. :shake:

[Blackened300a]

Try these next time you're out and about:

1. Hey, guys, look at me...I will definitely NOT be getting laid tonight! Wanna hang out with me and yell at people on my really cool P.A. system??? Hey, wait guys! Where are y'all going?!??!?!

:lol: :lol:


A guy in my Neighborhood used to have a P.A. in his Crown Vic. He would pull up to parking lots where kids would hang out with their cars and yell over the P.A. that we are trespassing and he will be back in 5 minutes to arrest us if we dont leave. It was funny watching everyone run for their cars and scattering like roaches out of the parking lot.
But it was the funniest when I passed him one night surrounded by 3 police cars and the young guy with his 2 friends in handcuffs sitting on the sidewalk.
His car was confiscated but Im not sure how much Jail time he did.
Yep he was young and dumb too. :shake:

Knock yourself out.

[MarauderMark]

Yea i remember those days(was great for meetin the babes).We used to holler worse things.But thats a long times ago.

[cyclopsram]

Attracting attention to yourself is not a good idea...and it is not good for the professional mature impression that MM owners would like to present to the motoring and ambulatory public. More than likely you will attract the wrong LEO or meathead and it will result in you being diagnosed with a case of microphone indigestion...

[Paul]

Nut! Got ballistic door panels? Get some.

:lol:

[DefyantExWife]

Yea i remember those days(was great for meetin the babes).We used to holler worse things.But thats a long times ago.


:D naughty



Motorhead, if you're still into that kind of silly chit... I like shock humor. Like, in your MAN voice.... if I were you I'd be like "AHHHHH my vagina is on the fritz !!!, do you have a Tampax I can borrow? PLEASE?" things to invoke a "WTF" :D Nowadays, it'd be nice, I admit, to be able to make the drivers HEAR me when I am yelling... "Turn yer f**ing car already!" (directional on for 2+ blocks :shake: ) People just can not drive.

chit like that. But even when I was young, stupid, and annoying like that, I would never have done that to like... the older crowd or elderly (50+).


In any case, I suggest you find a new hobby before you get your ass chased down by a black-belt , or worse yet, that freaky cop in Pulp Fiction :eek: (you dont want to get gimped)

:cool4:

[dwasson]

Why do any of you respond to his posts?

[Seneca]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::po pcorn::popcorn:......

[DefyantExWife]

Pick and choose your battles. Sometimes that kid is funny, sometimes he's a PIA. That can be said for anyone here, me included. :cool4: ...


I dont pay too close attention, but from what I've seen, Motorhead is not a bad guy, no ill intent, just a typical "teen to 24" mentality. There are far worse on this board, who do not come off as PIAs, but yet you have to question their intent over and over again. MH has put up with a lot of abuse and has not put up a thread telling you all to go #*&Q(@&$ yourselves; so he has far more patience and tolerance than say... me :D


disclaimer: Like I said, I dont pay close attention to anyone on this forum, so if MH has done some scandalous rotten crap here in the past, besides being goofy and 'annoying,' ... i missed it. :)

[MercModifier]

Everyone always forgets they were young once.

[DefyantExWife]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::po pcorn::popcorn:......



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That's quite a complicated name change, the old name was far easier to type :hmmm:

[O's Fan Rich]

"I'm an a$$ and I know it!"

That would work.

[Mike Poore]

Once a post has descended to talk of genitalia and insults it's time for it to die. This one's archived all those parameters, and more.