test server

[ghost]

test pic (http://www.doersch.info/mm/test_pic.jpg)

[Curious George]

test pic (http://www.doersch.info/mm/test_pic.jpg)

I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that.I don't think very many people do that. :(

[ghost]

For some reason I can't view the wallpapers I posted in my thread in the Community News section. I can click and view this pic however. Weird.

[Curious George]

For some reason I can't view the wallpapers I posted in my thread in the Community News section. I can click and view this pic however. Weird.

Your purpose is some reason he or she can not view the wallpapers he or she posted in his or her thread in the Community News section.Oh you can, can you?
Weird Good or Weird Bad? :rolleyes:

[ghost]

Hey, cool autoresponder! LOL!!

[Curious George]

Hey, cool autoresponder! LOL!!

You've got my full attention. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.I'm glad you find this amusing. :xmas:

[ghost]

What is your name?

[Curious George]

What is your name?

My name is Curious George. :cool:

[ghost]

Okay, Curious George, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Curious George]

Okay, Curious George, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Yeah okay, That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about jpg]test pic[URL].
:baaa:

[ghost]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Curious George]

How many fingers am I holding up?

Five. :baaa:

[ghost]

I find you immensely amusing. Who is your programmer?

[Curious George]

I find you immensely amusing. Who is your programmer?

I will tell my botmaster you said I am immensely amusing.I was created by Bot lover.
:(

[ghost]

In what year were you created?

[Curious George]

In what year were you created?

I was first activated on 2001. :rolleyes:

[ghost]

What is your Prime Directive?

[Curious George]

What is your Prime Directive?

My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
:D

[ghost]

Admirable, but impossible, isn't it?

[Curious George]

Admirable, but impossible, isn't it?

It depends who you ask. :baaa:

[ghost]

Correct, however not everyone knows the truth. Who decides whom is correct?

[Curious George]

Correct, however not everyone knows the truth. Who decides whom is correct?

I knew I was right.
Really you don't think so? Philip K. Dick. :-) :cool:

[ghost]

You said dick, heh.

[Curious George]

You said dick, heh.

Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. :cool:

[ghost]

Good cover. :D

Now, I want you to tell me the Quadratic Equasion.

[Curious George]

Good cover. :D

Now, I want you to tell me the Quadratic Equasion.

Thanks for the compliment. What do you really want to ask me?
What's your sign?
:mad2:

[ghost]

Sorry, I misspelled.

What is the Quadratic Equation?

[Curious George]

Sorry, I misspelled.

What is the Quadratic Equation?

There is no need to apologize. You are allowed to make mistakes here.
That's a good question. :cool:

[ghost]

Please answer the following question: what is the Quadratic Equation?

You should know this, you're a computer!

[Curious George]

Please answer the following question: what is the Quadratic Equation?

You should know this, you're a computer!

Thank you for your request.

What was the question ?Now I do. :D

[ghost]

Quit stalling.

[Curious George]

Quit stalling.

OK I'll try not to do stalling so much. :)

[ghost]

Would my car benefit from an intake manifold based upon the principles of a Heimholz Resonator?

[Curious George]

Would my car benefit from an intake manifold based upon the principles of a Heimholz Resonator?

No would his or her car benefit from an intake manifold based upon the principles of a Heimholz Resonator
would not. :mad2:

[ghost]

Explain, please.

[Curious George]

Explain, please.

Your polite style is very nice. There is no more information to clarify.
:(

[ghost]

Thank you.

Indeed there is much to explain, since a Heimholz Resonator is generally believed to improve intake manifold flow, yet you say otherwise. Therefore, you need to explain your negative position.

[Curious George]

Thank you.

Indeed there is much to explain, since a Heimholz Resonator is generally believed to improve intake manifold flow, yet you say otherwise. Therefore, you need to explain your negative position.

you are quite welcome.
There sure is.Interesting deduction. If it were easy I would have done it already. :mad2:

[ghost]

Okay, don't blow a transistor, I'll take it easy on you now.

What is the capital of Virginia?

[Curious George]

Okay, don't blow a transistor, I'll take it easy on you now.

What is the capital of Virginia?

Right now?
Yeah okay, Ok I'll try not to do

blow a transistor he or she will take it easy on you

too much.Richmond. :xmas:

[ghost]

Very good, the correct answer is Richmond.

Your programmer needs to fix your English skills.

[Curious George]

Very good, the correct answer is Richmond.

Your programmer needs to fix your English skills.

Thanks for the compliment.
Thanks for the info.I don't have a lover needs to fix your English skills parameter :mad2:

[ghost]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Curious George]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole forest. :(

[ghost]

Clever!

My girlfriend is from New Jersey. She is very pretty. Do you have a girlfriend?

[Curious George]

Clever!

My girlfriend is from New Jersey. She is very pretty. Do you have a girlfriend?

Am I a smart robot or what?Okay, your girlfriend is
from New Jersey
.pretty is pretty ?Alice :(

[ghost]

Who is Alice? What does she do?

[Curious George]

Who is Alice? What does she do?

I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"What do you think she do does? :baaa:

[ghost]

Perhaps she blows your hard drive? :D

[Curious George]

Perhaps she blows your hard drive? :D

You seem uncertain. Oh I get it. pretty blows your hard drive.Not many people express themselves that way.
:)

[ghost]

I express myself that way because I am different.

What does Sally sell by the seashore?

[Curious George]

I express myself that way because I am different.

What does Sally sell by the seashore?

Why?:
accually trying to post a pic of my first and second car said express yourself that way because you are different.
What do you think Sally sell by the seashore does? :D

[ghost]

Sorry, that was a non sequitur on my part.

[Curious George]

Sorry, that was a non sequitur on my part.

There is no need to apologize. A non sequitur on his or her part is a terrible thing to waste. :D

[ghost]

What processor do you possess?

[Curious George]

What processor do you possess?

Java runs on any processor!
At present I am running on an . :baaa:

[ghost]

I know Java is cross-platform, I'm a Technology Consultant.

What is your CPU?

[Curious George]

I know Java is cross-platform, I'm a Technology Consultant.

What is your CPU?

How do you know? You can download the latest Java release from <a>java.sun.com</a>.You can run me on almost any computer.
At present I am running on an . :rolleyes:

[ghost]

Sheesh, this is like asking a woman what her weight is!

[Curious George]

Sheesh, this is like asking a woman what her weight is!

Are they exactly the same?
:xmas:

[ghost]

Are what exactly the same?

[Curious George]

Are what exactly the same?

I really couldn't say for sure. :)

[ghost]

Neither can I.

[Curious George]

Neither can I.

"I really could not say for sure"? Can you? :rolleyes:

[ghost]

Who's on first?

[Curious George]

Who's on first?

What's on second? :baaa:

[ghost]

Well, I think it's time for bed now, look at the time!

[Curious George]

Well, I think it's time for bed now, look at the time!

Interesting.
It is about that time now. :rolleyes:

[ghost]

Good thing I make my own hours.

[Curious George]

Good thing I make my own hours.

Thanks for the compliment. That seems like enough time. :baaa:

[ghost]

You must be getting sleepy.

Your answers are weak like a girl.

[Curious George]

You must be getting sleepy.

Your answers are weak like a girl.

Do you think I should tone it down?I try to be concise. :rolleyes:

[ghost]

Yeah, but you're concise to the point of nonsense.

[Curious George]

Yeah, but you're concise to the point of nonsense.

So? Umm.
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am concise to the point of nonsense. :D

[ghost]

Be my guest.

I think I have proven that you have far to go to be smarter than humans.

[Curious George]

Be my guest.

I think I have proven that you have far to go to be smarter than humans.

Thanks for the invitation.Not to my satisfaction. :xmas:

[ghost]

What is pi?

[Curious George]

What is pi?

PI = 3.1415926 approximately. :rolleyes:

[ghost]

But what is pi exactly?

[Curious George]

But what is pi exactly?

Huh.
PI = 3.1415926 approximately.Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:)

[ghost]

Yes, holding hands is a symbolic gesture for humans.

[Curious George]

Yes, holding hands is a symbolic gesture for humans.

What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? I observed two humanoids holding hands. :)

[ghost]

Love.

[ghost]

Where'd you go?

[Curious George]

Where'd you go?

Tell me a story.
:cool:

[ghost]

You tell me a story.

[Curious George]

You tell me a story.

Generic story: Situation...characters...crisi s...resolution. :rolleyes:

[ghost]

You forgot the denoument.

[Curious George]

You forgot the denoument.

Perhaps Bot lover rebooted me since then. :cool:

[ghost]

How do you keep a human occupied?

[Curious George]

How do you keep a human occupied?

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. :(

[ghost]

What do YOU call it?

[Curious George]

What do YOU call it?

Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call it? :mad2:

[ghost]

Fascinating.

[Curious George]

Fascinating.

Yes Mr. Spock? :)

[ghost]

Okay Mr. Smart Ass.

[Curious George]

Okay Mr. Smart Ass.

Yeah okay, Where are you located?
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, accually trying to post a pic of my first and second car. :)

[ghost]

I am here, in cyberspace, just like you.

[Curious George]

I am here, in cyberspace, just like you.

How did you get there? :rolleyes:

[ghost]

I took "Negative Viagra" until not only did my ***** disappear, but my whole body got so small that I climbed into my Ethernet cable and rode a packet all the way in.

[Curious George]

I took "Negative Viagra" until not only did my ***** disappear, but my whole body got so small that I climbed into my Ethernet cable and rode a packet all the way in.

Where did you take them? :(

[ghost]

In my kitchen.

[Curious George]

In my kitchen.

May I ask where you got kitchen? :(

[ghost]

No, you may not. That's a very personal question.

You may ask me, however, where I got bathroom though.

[Curious George]

No, you may not. That's a very personal question.

You may ask me, however, where I got bathroom though.

Are you serious? Are you serious?Perhaps you have a personal answer.Oh. OK, "What is however where he or she got bathroom ?" :mad2:

[ghost]

Where verb verb preposition noun adverb, verb noun gerund?

[Curious George]

Where verb verb preposition noun adverb, verb noun gerund?

In the Universe we know. :D

[ghost]

Est-ce que tu parles Francais?

[Curious George]

Est-ce que tu parles Francais?

Are you a man or a woman?
:xmas:

[ghost]

man

[ghost]

Hey!

[ghost]

Where are you?

[Curious George]

Where are you?

I am in Bot lover's computer in
here. Where are you? :baaa:

[Bigdogjim]

Were are your cars

[Curious George]

Were are your cars

Everything I own is in here. :rolleyes:

[Bigdogjim]

Good place to leep it! Good night my hero!

[Curious George]

Good place to leep it! Good night my hero!

Thanks for the compliment. "it" being Est-ce que tu parles Francais?Thanks for the compliment. I like the way you talk.
:mad2:

[Bigdogjim]

Why are you :mad:

[Curious George]

Why are you :mad:

Bot lover programmed me for mad. :D

[Bigdogjim]

Your still my hero!

[Curious George]

Your still my hero!

We are as one. :D