Farm Fresh cashier

[CBT]

A couple weeks back I had to run up to Farm Fresh for something I myself don't need to use one week a month. (rhymes with Motex) Anyway, I felt the need to put something 'manly' on the counter along with them, and since they don't sell shotgun shells or boxing gloves, I grabbed a Muscle Car Review. The lady got red in the face and snickered. No harm done, but as I'm leaving I'm thinking of what else I can combine to make her blush. (she's cute by the way) So 2 days ago I went back and got a tube of K-Y and a dog leash. She giggled and turned red but I think she's scared of me now.
What else is sold in a grocery store that can be combined just to mess with the clerks?

[fastblackmerc]

Sick man... just sick... :D

[dwasson]

Watermelons and Vaseline.

[dwasson]

Gerbill food, beer, and condoms.

[TooManyFords]

Crisco and cucumbers...

(Used to be a night stocker at Eagles...)

[Bluerauder]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

A couple weeks back I had to run up to Farm Fresh for something I myself don't need to use one week a month. (rhymes with Motex) Anyway, I felt the need to put something 'manly' on the counter along with them, and since they don't sell shotgun shells or boxing gloves, I grabbed a Muscle Car Review. The lady got red in the face and snickered. No harm done, but as I'm leaving I'm thinking of what else I can combine to make her blush. (she's cute by the way) So 2 days ago I went back and got a tube of K-Y and a dog leash. She giggled and turned red but I think she's scared of me now.
What else is sold in a grocery store that can be combined just to mess with the clerks?
Motex :rofl: They are a vendor here, right?

Preparation H and Chapstick?? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ckadiddle]

Cool Whip, Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, White Karo Syrup and a couple plain shower curtains.

[larryo340]

duct tape.......rope.......large plastic bags......and bleach (for clean-up);)

[dwasson]

Salad tongs, Depends, and a copy of Tiger Beat.

[SamF]

So 2 days ago I went back and got a tube of K-Y and a dog leash. She giggled and turned red but I think she's scared of me now.


Evidence of a truly corrupted soul!:lol:

[CBT]

OMG, this stuff is hilarious!

Ora-gel and a 2 foot long zuccini

[Leadfoot281]

I bought a $2.99 12 pack of beer (I think it was Hamms or Grain Belt) and a roll of toilet paper at a gas station once. :o I'm sure I looked like I needed both items really bad.

[dwasson]

A copy of Hustler and PolyGrip.

[Bluerauder]

A Lady Gillette razor and a pack of multi-color Magic Markers.

[dwasson]

Nair and stencils.

[larryo340]

a laxative and imodium

[CRUZTAKER]

Baby wipes and putty knife.

....at 1:30 am at Wally world.

Ask me how I know. :P

[CBT]

A box of condoms, an early pregnancy test kit, and an even BIGGER box of condoms.

[CBT]

5 boxes of Ex-lax, a roll of duct tape, and a mop and bucket!

[KillJoy]

24 Pack of beer

1 box of Condoms

1 EPT

;)

KillJoy

[pantheroc]

Box of Magnums and Crisco.

[MERCMAN]

A rump roast, crisco. a bottle of meat tenderizer and an issue of TV guide with Ellen Degeneres on the cover

[CBT]

A rump roast, crisco. a bottle of meat tenderizer and an issue of TV guide with Ellen Degeneres on the cover

Aaack!! lol

[wchain]

OjZF--F0jwE

FWIW, in college, my roommate was so embarrassed to buy Preparation H, he drove me to wal mart and paid me 20 bucks to buy it, and the only check out open at 11 PM at night was run by this cute girl in my History class that sat behind me. DOH!

[CBT]

K-Y, disposable camera, coloring book and a box of crayons.

[CBT]

FWIW, in college, my roommate was so embarrassed to buy Preparation H, he drove me to wal mart and paid me 20 bucks to buy it, and the only check out open at 11 PM at night was run by this cute girl in my History class that sat behind me. DOH!

LMMFAO!! Guess I'm not the only person to have this type of akward moment!

[dwasson]

Cat treats, beer, and 24 D cell batteries.

[Mike Poore]

:laugh:

OMG, this is funny stuff!

Um, how about a bag of Girbil food and litter + a roll of Brawny paper towls, then stand at the waste recpiticle at the door, and strip off and discarding the towling, taking only the tube.

[Hotrauder]

:laugh:

OMG, this is funny stuff!

Um, how about a bag of Girbil food and litter + a roll of Brawny paper towls, then stand at the waste recpiticle at the door, and strip off and discarding the towling, taking only the tube.


The SPCA is on the way to your door, NOW. :puke:Dennis

[knine]

A chocolate bar and rectal thermometer.

[BruteForce]

Box of garbage bags, hack saw, and a bag of lime.

[dwasson]

Box of garbage bags, hack saw, and a bag of lime.

...and carpet cleaner.

[Bigdogjim]

This stuff is too funny!

Great posts by all.

Best of all is if they watch you get into a marauder and "fly" out of the parking lot.:burnout:

[Raudermaster]

Vagasil, marshmellows, and hand lotion.

[Bluerauder]

1/2 gallion of ice cream, quart of pickles, and large bottle of aspirin.

[CBT]

Aspirin, disposable camera, 2 pound eggplant and a tube of Anal-Ez. And a get well soon card.