CBT
06-19-2007, 12:45 PM
St. Louis (CBT) - Famous landmark moved.
Tens of St. Louis residents were nonplussed this morning when they woke up to find the St. Louis Arch, 'Gateway To The West', was gone.
"I was nonplussed!", said Fern "Thunderpants" Boondoggle. "I was eating brefas and as I tilted up a cool refreshing Budweiser to warsh down my eggs, I noticed out the winder that the Arch was gone."
A quick search on Google earth revealed the Arch is now firmly in place in Laredo, TX. on the U.S./Mexico border.
Laredo mayor Dalgoberto Montoya VillagarrosaHiminez, speaking through an interpreter, stated that it was "dropped off last night by Ted Kennedy, Jon Kyl, and Lindsey Graham", and that it was "quite a sight homie, I was nonplussed!".
He went on to say the Senators stated "No one is flocking west anymore so St. Louis don't need it, but millions of 'migrant workers' coming here do.", before jumping back in the Presidential limo and leading the motorcade away at a high rate of speed.
When attempts were made to reach Senator Ted "Splash" Kennedys office, a looped phone message of him yelling "IT'S JUNGLE ON THAT BORDER! PEOPLE ARE DYING TRYING TO GET IN HERE AND THEY NEED OUR HELP!" played over and over and over again, leaving reporters nonplussed.
Tens of St. Louis residents were nonplussed this morning when they woke up to find the St. Louis Arch, 'Gateway To The West', was gone.
"I was nonplussed!", said Fern "Thunderpants" Boondoggle. "I was eating brefas and as I tilted up a cool refreshing Budweiser to warsh down my eggs, I noticed out the winder that the Arch was gone."
A quick search on Google earth revealed the Arch is now firmly in place in Laredo, TX. on the U.S./Mexico border.
Laredo mayor Dalgoberto Montoya VillagarrosaHiminez, speaking through an interpreter, stated that it was "dropped off last night by Ted Kennedy, Jon Kyl, and Lindsey Graham", and that it was "quite a sight homie, I was nonplussed!".
He went on to say the Senators stated "No one is flocking west anymore so St. Louis don't need it, but millions of 'migrant workers' coming here do.", before jumping back in the Presidential limo and leading the motorcade away at a high rate of speed.
When attempts were made to reach Senator Ted "Splash" Kennedys office, a looped phone message of him yelling "IT'S JUNGLE ON THAT BORDER! PEOPLE ARE DYING TRYING TO GET IN HERE AND THEY NEED OUR HELP!" played over and over and over again, leaving reporters nonplussed.