The three word story

[RCSignals]

Once upon a

[CBT]

when in bikinis

[Mac-MerC]

and riding 24's

[CBT]

with just bob

[justbob]

shaking his head

[CBT]

to highschool musical

[justbob]

Watching cbt chase

[justbob]

Glorious pretty rainbows

[Pops]

showing gay pride

[CBT]

as opposed to

[Pops]

hiding in closet

[justbob]

Anyways, while driving

[CBT]

my fist up

[Pops]

giving the bird

[DOOM]

and scratching my

[CBT]

just bob bobblehead

[justbob]

:rofl::laugh:

[justbob]

starting to realise

[DOOM]

He had to.

[CBT]

pay to play

[Pops]

or go home

[CBT]

in the squadcar

[Pops]

with shackles on

[DOOM]

Cursing out DOOM!!!

[Pops]

whom left laughing

[DOOM]

With another kill
:shot:

[DOOM]

Stupid hemi never

[DOOM]

had a chance

[DOOM]

All hail doom!!

[Pops]

Except for Pops

[Pops]

who knows the

[Pops]

truth about Doomie!

[justbob]

Don't forget that

[Pops]

Doom lost to

[DOOM]

Nothing so far

[DOOM]

Especially a hemi

[Pops]

he forgot about

[DOOM]

Stop hatin pops

[CBT]

give DOOM props

[Pops]

cause he is

[imorb1994]

The rib's king

[justbob]

and our local

[Pops]

cant argue that

[justbob]

Meanwhile at Doom

[justbob]

World headquaters in

[Pops]

South Hades Maryland

[justbob]

Jake was plotting

[Pops]

on meeting LEO

[justbob]

For a showdown

[Pops]

he will lose

[CBT]

all his virginity

[Pops]

which is not

[justbob]

an easy task

[CBT]

for three men

[Pops]

and a boy!!!

[CBT]

living in harmony

[TAKEDOWN]

Unatural but natural

[Joe Walsh]

3 word Chatbox

[DTRMiguel]

Is ***** Funny

[PantherP71]

even if it's

[justbob]

stupid wasted bandwidth

[DTRMiguel]

its still funny

[teamrope]

to see what

[sd8683]

People will do......

[justbob]

to keep it

[sd8683]

Up, without taking

[justbob]

their clothes off

[guspech750]

and letting it..........

[justbob]

All hang out

[DOOM]

Bob is nuts
:loco:

[Joe Walsh]

Hangin' from bumper

[guccijayda]

to chicken gizzards

[justbob]

at the local

[Ms. Denmark]

Five and Dime...

[justbob]

Where you always

[ckadiddle]

Can find Haggis

[justbob]

wearing his special

[Jimimac43]

Paisley banana hammock

[Pops]

Drinking Sheep Balls

[DOOM]

And scratching his

[Pops]

Viking Horns with

[DOOM]

his big greasy

[Mr. Man]

feet. While he

[breeze]

...sniffs on his...

[Ms. Denmark]

aged Black Death

[1stMerc]

Meanwhile back at

[White Knuckles]

the ranch, sheep

[guspech750]

were bleeding from

[justbob]

from thier ears

[1stMerc]

and hiding their

[FreddieH]

real reason to

[TAKEDOWN]

stash the purple

[FreddieH]

white and pink

[justbob]

socks away from

[Spectragod]

O's fan Rich

[TAKEDOWN]

who can't seem

[Mr. Man]

to get his

[guspech750]

thumb up his

[Pat]

household mouse's cubbyhole...

[babbage]

Because the new

[Spectragod]

purple blower pulley

[Phrog_gunner]

my butt itches

[justbob]

Turned really fast

[Spectragod]

till it blew

[justbob]

his new motor

[Spectragod]

like it was

[justbob]

nothin but money

[Spectragod]

because he is

[cvpiftw]

a badass mother****er

[Spectragod]

with balls of

[dakslim]

steel and porcelain

[justbob]

plated azz chaps

[guspech750]

in my closet

[babbage]

a dead yankees

[beantown mm]

the yankees @#%^

[LordVader]

but better than

[justbob]

justbob in'a speedo

[Pops]

makes me puke

[justbob]

ensure all over

[Pops]

his depends undergarmets

[RacerX]

now a slipnslide

[justbob]

trail of puke

[RacerX]

in ur mouth

[justbob]

Meanwhile, back at

[justbob]

the Dude Ranch

[RacerX]

smelling of fisherman's

[justbob]

fesces, I stumbled

[RacerX]

into dirty sanchez

[FreddieH]

water soaked waders

[RacerX]

finding a blumpkin

[justbob]

with his great

[FreddieH]

five finger discount

[babbage]

then police came

[beantown mm]

threw in joint....

[Pops]

then became a

[justbob]

boytoy for guido

[beantown mm]

The Killer Pimp.

[Pops]

Who pimped for

[SC Cheesehead]

DOOM the Magnificent.

[RacerX]

Alabama hot pocket

[justbob]

got his name

[RacerX]

tattooed on her

[White Knuckles]

Uvula because it

[MMBLUE]

HOLY :censor: BATMAN

[Pat]

Exclaimed his erstwhile

[guspech750]

Batmans picking poo

[1stMerc]

while smokin crack

[gdsqdcr]

On the throne

[FreddieH]

pickin his nose

[White Knuckles]

with his wife's

[Mr. Man]

BBQ tongs. Why

[1stMerc]

the flavor enhancers

[teamrope]

salt and peper

[boatmangc]

taste so good

[FreddieH]

with hot sauce

[RacerX]

on toasted monkey

[TAKEDOWN]

tail and raw

[White Knuckles]

low hangin' fruits

[Pat]

that costs an......

[White Knuckles]

enormous pile of

[1stMerc]

little shiny things.

[guspech750]

i like men

[teamrope]

in tight shorts

[Pat]

Whoa right there.....

[boatmangc]

I'm gonna hurl

[RacerX]

those golden bananas

[White Knuckles]

back to you

[babbage]

wow that's funny

[RacerX]

when you touch

[White Knuckles]

steaming dung pile

[babbage]

with your tongue

[1stMerc]

you feel sick

[guspech750]

sick of government

[boatmangc]

no change left

[RacerX]

in my pockets

[White Knuckles]

to pay for

[boatmangc]

free health care?

[1stMerc]

or BP gasoline

[Ms. Denmark]

let alone purple

[guspech750]

people eaters eating

[White Knuckles]

free range chicken

[1stMerc]

with cornbread dressing

[Mac-MerC]

Verizon Motorola Droid

[boatmangc]

really disturbs the

[White Knuckles]

flow of info

[knine]

into the pit

[FreddieH]

with all things

[White Knuckles]

worth writing about.

[FreddieH]

got your attention

[White Knuckles]

,my post count

[FreddieH]

is catching up

[breeze]

at the speed...

[White Knuckles]

of blue flaming

[boatmangc]

balls of monkey

[Ms. Denmark]

shaped hockey pucks

[White Knuckles]

. Ho Ho Ho

[White Knuckles]

said Tiger Woods,

[SC Cheesehead]

merrily, as he

[SC Cheesehead]

hit the hydrant.

[FreddieH]

Thats what happens

[Ms. Denmark]

when the polar

[Pops]

lights go out!

[White Knuckles]

I edited my

[Bluerauder]

when the Polar

Express train passes ....

[Spectragod]

to make them

[1stMerc]

go like stink

[Phrog_gunner]

on rotten meat

[White Knuckles]

slathered in butter.

[Ms. Denmark]

But just when

[1stMerc]

and barbecue sauce

[1stMerc]

D**n missed by two clicks.^^^^

[Ms. Denmark]

Let's start over Wayman LOL. "But just when

[FreddieH]

the fat lady

[Ms. Denmark]

shoe horned herself

[Spectragod]

into my trunk

[White Knuckles]

with no spare

[breeze]

my organizer said...

[1stMerc]

my aching back

[breeze]

...please get this...

[Spectragod]

broad outta my

[guspech750]

trunk! She smells

[FreddieH]

a little cheesey

[breeze]

...mixed with onions...

[1stMerc]

and some vegemite

[DOOM]

and then she

[guspech750]

dropped to her

[Spectragod]

lowest possible level

[FreddieH]

getting rug burns

[White Knuckles]

on her left

[FreddieH]

and unitentionally releasing

[Pat]

Yellow butterflies into.....

[breeze]

the atmosphere of...

[guspech750]

the back alley

[DOOM]

Screaming OH POPS!!!

[Mr. Man]

You beat Doom!!!!!!

[DOOM]

In old age

[boatmangc]

it's a shame

[White Knuckles]

her burning love

[Pat]

dropped a valve.....

[FreddieH]

from lack of

[1stMerc]

naughty Charlie's head.

[FreddieH]

People who say

[guspech750]

naked men look

[guspech750]

hot in thongs

[SC Cheesehead]

are really weird

[boatmangc]

people who talk

[Pat]

softly but carry.......

[FreddieH]

really heavy packages

[SC Cheesehead]

are hernia prone

[White Knuckles]

with bad backs.