CBT
06-29-2007, 09:16 PM
Washington - (USCBT)
Unconfirmed internal memos leaked to unconfirmed sources confirm that the Massengill corporation will produce new scented douche bags to honor a whole list of political and entertainment superstars.
A supposed partial supposed list of proposed people and their supposed proposed scents include:
Condie Rice - 5W20 scent (whistler tip included, WooWOOOOO!)
Senator Lindsey Graham - 12 to 20 million 'undocumented workers' scent
Rosie O'Donnell - Ellen DeGeneres scent
Bill Clinton - fat intern scent
Senator Ted Kennedy - new car interior (that has been under water) scent
Pamela Anderson - 7th Fleet scent
"Being douche experts we really hit it off with Reverend Al Sharpton…" confirmed a Massengill PR staffer Barney 'Thunderpants' Malloy, who agreed to speak on the condition of anonimity, "..and are going to start up our run of the biggest douche bags we've ever made, putting his name on it." Barney went on to further say, still under the condition of anonimity, "We just have to figure out how to make 'race-baiting hatemonger' into a scent."
Ted Kennedy was so enraged upon hearing about Al Sharpton, he beat his head groundskeeper Santiago Miguel Himinosa Villagarosa 'Dirk' Sanchez to death with his own shoe while screaming "THIS IS B.S!! Everyone knows I'm the biggest douche bag of all!"
Unconfirmed internal memos leaked to unconfirmed sources confirm that the Massengill corporation will produce new scented douche bags to honor a whole list of political and entertainment superstars.
A supposed partial supposed list of proposed people and their supposed proposed scents include:
Condie Rice - 5W20 scent (whistler tip included, WooWOOOOO!)
Senator Lindsey Graham - 12 to 20 million 'undocumented workers' scent
Rosie O'Donnell - Ellen DeGeneres scent
Bill Clinton - fat intern scent
Senator Ted Kennedy - new car interior (that has been under water) scent
Pamela Anderson - 7th Fleet scent
"Being douche experts we really hit it off with Reverend Al Sharpton…" confirmed a Massengill PR staffer Barney 'Thunderpants' Malloy, who agreed to speak on the condition of anonimity, "..and are going to start up our run of the biggest douche bags we've ever made, putting his name on it." Barney went on to further say, still under the condition of anonimity, "We just have to figure out how to make 'race-baiting hatemonger' into a scent."
Ted Kennedy was so enraged upon hearing about Al Sharpton, he beat his head groundskeeper Santiago Miguel Himinosa Villagarosa 'Dirk' Sanchez to death with his own shoe while screaming "THIS IS B.S!! Everyone knows I'm the biggest douche bag of all!"