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Why is it 'funny' or 'cute' when an infant or toddler farts it up in Church, but when a 36 year old man does it, I get looked at like I just robbed the collection plate? I hate kids...
Right on brotha!
And why do parents seem to think its ok for their loud mouth kid to ruin a dining experience for everyone around them.
Tell the kid once to shut up, then pack the food up and LEAVE
mcb26
07-17-2007, 08:07 AM
Why is it 'funny' or 'cute' when an infant or toddler farts it up in Church, but when a 36 year old man does it, I get looked at like I just robbed the collection plate? I hate kids...
I know what you mean in church, kids crying and screaming. All I did was open a can of beer and I thought they would nail me to a tree.
RoyLPita
07-17-2007, 08:50 AM
Why is it 'funny' or 'cute' when an infant or toddler farts it up in Church, but when a 36 year old man does it, I get looked at like I just robbed the collection plate? I hate kids...
You are NOT supposed to giggle about it afterwards......:D
You are NOT supposed to giggle about it afterwards......:D
I think that's where I messed up, that and running up and down the pews doing high fives. :(
hot-rauder
07-17-2007, 10:55 AM
Confuscious says," Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.":nono:
i had to it was perfect. but honestly why is it ok for toddlers to run around naked at the pool, but when i do it, its indecent exposure?:censor:jk
magindat
07-17-2007, 11:04 AM
Right on brotha!
And why do parents seem to think its ok for their loud mouth kid to ruin a dining experience for everyone around them.
Tell the kid once to shut up, then pack the food up and LEAVE
No sirree. My kid ain't gonna ruin your dining experience or MINE EITHER. Take that young'n into the restroom and give 'em somethin to holler about. It only takes once or twice to teach 'em a little respect!!!
I came OUT to eat not PACK IT UP AND GO HOME. Ain't no kid pushin me around!
magindat
07-17-2007, 11:06 AM
why is it ok for toddlers to run around naked at the pool, but when i do it, its indecent exposure?:censor:jk
and if you look, you're a pedifile
hot-rauder
07-17-2007, 12:33 PM
and if you look, you're a pedifile
are you calling me a pedophile or adding why you hate babies, because i am certainly not that. it was a joke.
magindat
07-17-2007, 12:41 PM
are you calling me a pedophile or adding why you hate babies, because i am certainly not that. it was a joke.
adding to why I hate uppity parents...
uppity parent would put a naked kid out there (problem #1)
and then flip out if you look (problem #2)
Along the same lines as letting the kid run amuck in the restaurant.
Movie theaters are the worst!
hot-rauder
07-17-2007, 12:53 PM
adding to why I hate uppity parents...
uppity parent would put a naked kid out there (problem #1)
and then flip out if you look (problem #2)
Along the same lines as letting the kid run amuck in the restaurant.
haha darn rascals always causing hell.:fishslap: thatll teach them to ruin my dinner.lol i do agree with the uppity parents. why are you letting your child run around naked? oh you say they feel more comfortable likethat, so do i and i cant. and looking is not what anybody wants to do but is forced to see considering they are the only one nude.:shake:
Blackened300a
07-17-2007, 02:06 PM
Why is it ok for a little boy to enter a women's bathroom without any problems, but If I was to enter I would be swarmed by sercurity and escorted out to a police car waiting outside?
BTW, Crying children on airplanes with parents that dont even make a attempt to shut the little bastage up should be shown the door!
(Even when in flight)
rvaldez1
07-17-2007, 02:18 PM
Why is it ok for a little boy to enter a women's bathroom without any problems, but If I was to enter I would be swarmed by sercurity and escorted out to a police car waiting outside?
BTW, Crying children on airplanes with parents that dont even make a attempt to shut the little bastage up should be shown the door!
(Even when in flight)
Because when you walked in, you did not look puzzled and ask, "where is my mommy". It works every time.
Blackened300a
07-17-2007, 02:24 PM
Because when you walked in, you did not look puzzled and ask, "where is my mommy". It works every time.
Note to self....
Local Boy
07-17-2007, 02:26 PM
As opposed to saying..."Who wants to be a Mommy!"
ALOHA
hot-rauder
07-17-2007, 02:27 PM
Note to self....
just say you are looking for your insubaordinate toddler
sailsmen
07-17-2007, 04:18 PM
Infants digestive system is undeveloped. Their system primarily ferments resulting in a high sugar content. An infants digestive system cannot produce obnoxious gases.
Infants are not in control of their anal spincter.
Most adults are in control of their anal spincter and release of flatulence is a premeditated act. Many adults as a result of consuming processed foods produce large volumes of obnoxious and toxic gas.
I suggest a diet of whole grains, fruits and raw fish.
One of the major sources of human produced Green House gases is flatulence.
Eat an apple and save the planet.
fastblackmerc
07-17-2007, 04:44 PM
No sirree. My kid ain't gonna ruin your dining experience or MINE EITHER. Take that young'n into the restroom and give 'em somethin to holler about. It only takes once or twice to teach 'em a little respect!!!
I came OUT to eat not PACK IT UP AND GO HOME. Ain't no kid pushin me around!
When my daughter acted up in an eating establishment, I calmly took her out to the car and we sat there until she calmed down. Only had to do this once.
STLR FN
07-17-2007, 06:15 PM
When my daughter acted up in an eating establishment, I calmly took her out to the car and we sat there until she calmed down. Only had to do this once.I did this once and got crucified by my own wife as being mean. Whatever.
Why is it people who have no kids are always telling you how to raise yours but when you notice said person doing something and tell them about it they tell you where to go?
magindat
07-18-2007, 05:48 AM
Infants digestive system is undeveloped. Their system primarily ferments resulting in a high sugar content. An infants digestive system cannot produce obnoxious gases.
Infants are not in control of their anal spincter.
Most adults are in control of their anal spincter and release of flatulence is a premeditated act. Many adults as a result of consuming processed foods produce large volumes of obnoxious and toxic gas.
I suggest a diet of whole grains, fruits and raw fish.
One of the major sources of human produced Green House gases is flatulence.
Eat an apple and save the planet.
are you f***ing kidding me?! Please tell me that's a sarcastic joke!!! :eek:
magindat
07-18-2007, 05:49 AM
I did this once and got crucified by my own wife as being mean. Whatever.
Why is it people who have no kids are always telling you how to raise yours but when you notice said person doing something and tell them about it they tell you where to go?
Ahhh, I long for the old days when children didn't run the world because bleeding heart idiot adults let them....
hot-rauder
07-18-2007, 09:21 AM
Ahhh, I long for the old days when children didn't run the world because bleeding heart idiot adults let them....
im still a kid to many of you but i agree. i hate the fact that everything in todays society can be blamed on ADD or ADHD. my mother had ADD and they told her to straighten up. oh no we can punish a child anymore. and we wonder why there is crime rates sky rocketing. i hate the fact that it is always societies fault and no darn kids are blamed. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. you suck as a parent and now your kid has to live with it!
magindat
07-18-2007, 12:35 PM
im still a kid to many of you but i agree. i hate the fact that everything in todays society can be blamed on ADD or ADHD. my mother had ADD and they told her to straighten up. oh no we can punish a child anymore. and we wonder why there is crime rates sky rocketing. i hate the fact that it is always societies fault and no darn kids are blamed. TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. you suck as a parent and now your kid has to live with it!
There's no such thing as ADD or ADHD. There IS such a thing as personalities that are different from the 'norm'.
That's the problem today, no friggin consequences. Always something or someone to blame it on.
It's all BS.
magindat
07-18-2007, 12:36 PM
Infants digestive system is undeveloped. Their system primarily ferments resulting in a high sugar content. An infants digestive system cannot produce obnoxious gases.
Infants are not in control of their anal spincter.
Most adults are in control of their anal spincter and release of flatulence is a premeditated act. Many adults as a result of consuming processed foods produce large volumes of obnoxious and toxic gas.
I suggest a diet of whole grains, fruits and raw fish.
One of the major sources of human produced Green House gases is flatulence.
Eat an apple and save the planet.
Think maybe that's what extincted the dinosaurs? They farted themselves to death?!
sailsmen
07-18-2007, 02:15 PM
Interesting hypothesis.
We would need to examine their diet, particularly the ratio of roughage to protein.
Also the cellulos content.
This can be accomplished by examing the shale and crude oil molecular make up.
I will do a search on the Academy of Science website to see whats been published.
fastblackmerc
07-18-2007, 02:39 PM
I did this once and got crucified by my own wife as being mean. Whatever.
Why is it people who have no kids are always telling you how to raise yours but when you notice said person doing something and tell them about it they tell you where to go?
:confused: I don't understand what's mean about it? No yelling, no screaming, calmly walking out of the establishment and sitting in the car until my daughter calmed down...... it lasted for less than 20 minutes and my daughter's been good ever since........
hot-rauder
07-18-2007, 03:02 PM
:confused: I don't understand what's mean about it? No yelling, no screaming, calmly walking out of the establishment and sitting in the car until my daughter calmed down...... it lasted for less than 20 minutes and my daughter's been good ever since........
once again... you CANNOT under any curcimstances punish your child. you have to be a wussy in todays society for punishing kids.:shake:
Starman
07-18-2007, 05:01 PM
I know what you mean in church, kids crying and screaming. All I did was open a can of beer and I thought they would nail me to a tree.
You might be a redneck if.......
03SILVERSTREAK
07-18-2007, 05:15 PM
Why is it ok for a little boy to enter a women's bathroom without any problems, but If I was to enter I would be swarmed by sercurity and escorted out to a police car waiting outside?
:eek:That was you in the back of the Police car near the chucky cheese factory ??? :lol:
hot-rauder
07-18-2007, 06:36 PM
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Aren Jay
07-19-2007, 12:44 PM
Movie theaters are the worst!
It is those 15 to 17 year old kiddies in the movie theatre who think it is their respocibility to text message over bluetooth anyone else who has a bluetooth enabled phone and don't care that their talking and the light from their phone flashing you while your trying to watch spiderman 3 is the thing to do.
I usually try to get to the noon show on opening day for this reason.
Now should I stand up I get yelled at to sit down. Should I grab the phone and throw it at the screen I get booted out for throwing stuff. Should I stuff the phone down the little tykes throat I get arrested. Methinks I need to bring my 10,000,000 candle power flashlight to the theatre next time and highlight who is the problem. (only problem is the flashlight is HUGE).
Maybe a watergun would work better? Indirect fire and if I miss, keep quiet.
Maybe a watergun would work better? Indirect fire and if I miss, keep quiet.
Milk Duds. Whoppers are too spongy, don't quite get the follow through damage on impact. But Milk Duds my friend, oh yeah.
hot-rauder
07-19-2007, 03:47 PM
Milk Duds. Whoppers are too spongy, don't quite get the follow through damage on impact. But Milk Duds my friend, oh yeah.
although i do agree i always find it better to eat them. you know suck off the chocolate first. they stick alot better that way. lol
also why is it that the kid behind you, that a second ago "****g loved transformers" IS ASKING WHO THE F IS OPTIMUS PRIME!?!?
the sudden turn around and looking at him on his phone yucking it up, then telling him to shut up or leave, always works for me.
Motorhead350
07-19-2007, 09:44 PM
It is those 15 to 17 year old kiddies in the movie theatre who think it is their respocibility to text message over bluetooth anyone else who has a bluetooth enabled phone and don't care that their talking and the light from their phone flashing you while your trying to watch spiderman 3 is the thing to do.
Should I grab the phone and throw it at the screen I get booted out for throwing stuff. Should I stuff the phone down the little tykes throat I get arrested.
Maybe a watergun would work better? Indirect fire and if I miss, keep quiet.
When are you going to a movie again? I'd love to see this happen. I took a friend to Transformers and he actually picked up his phone and started talking. :mad2: I took it from him and hung it up. He gave me crap for a second after the show, but I had ten times as much to say to him so he stopped. I hardly get along with anyone from my generation and thats another reason why. :mad:
sailsmen
07-20-2007, 04:56 AM
I just whip out my phone call the theater and complain about all the people talking on the phone and creating a disturbance.
They always send an usher out with w/ a flashlite.
Motorhead350
07-20-2007, 12:22 PM
:laugh:
I just whip out my phone call the theater and complain about all the people talking on the phone and creating a disturbance.
haha you call the place to tell people to get off their phones?!
sailsmen
07-20-2007, 02:16 PM
And I tell them where I am seated so they don't get me confused w/ all the people talking on their phones.
Aren Jay
07-20-2007, 08:41 PM
My Dad had a story about his moive theatre experience when he was a kid. A long time ago. Late 30's. Anyway he was on the balcony (they had those back then) happily eating his ice cream cone when he was distracted watching the film (I don't know which), when he heard a comotion below him and noticed his ice cream scoop was gone. He was smart enough to quickly move three rows back and got to see the rest of the film, after the usher threw the two kids who were sitting next to him out.
He wasn't too happy though, he lost his ice cream and the blad guy sitting below him was slightly more unhappy when he got hit.
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