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CBT
07-17-2007, 10:45 AM
...I had to use bags of frozen watermelons afterwards instead of frozen peas, if you know what I'm talking about.
martyo
07-17-2007, 10:49 AM
I see you got clipped!
CBT
07-17-2007, 10:50 AM
I see you got clipped!
Nope, that's just how I cool them off on a hot summer day, muhahahaaaa!!
magindat
07-17-2007, 10:53 AM
If you got clipped, don't pick NUTHIN up for 2 weeks. I picked my toddling daughter up too soon and had to do exactly what you said, switch from peas to watermelons!!!!!!
O's Fan Rich
07-17-2007, 10:56 AM
Wussy's.... Full court Hoops 24 hours after.... yeah... I did!

Just strapped 'em up good.
20 years and counting. Probably why I'm fat and lazy.
Pops
07-17-2007, 11:35 AM
Watch out for the dog jumping on your lap!
CBT
07-17-2007, 01:00 PM
Wussy's.... Full court Hoops 24 hours after.... yeah... I did!

Just strapped 'em up good.
20 years and counting. Probably why I'm fat and lazy.
You almost made me waste a perfectly good swig of Miller (the Champagne of beers!) on my keyboard. My sinuses are on fire now, thanks you sir.
Yes, I did get the ol' snip snip a couple months back. Forgot all about it until I looked on the calender today and noticed I'm passed due to give the test sample. Well, the test sample THEY want. The operation didn't hurt, the only thing that hurt was about a week later I was going out to the garage and missed the last step and came down hard on one foot. Explosive comes close to describing the pain, cause it sure felt like something exploded from my...self, and whatever it was was on fire and not happy. I was super busy in the 14 months I was away from here, the vasectomy was one of the things I took care of in my 'free' time.
magindat
07-17-2007, 01:07 PM
Wussy's.... Full court Hoops 24 hours after.... yeah... I did!

Just strapped 'em up good.
20 years and counting. Probably why I'm fat and lazy.

We're not wussies, you're crazy!!!
fastblackmerc
07-17-2007, 05:29 PM
20 years and counting. Probably why I'm fat and lazy.

I know where your coming from Rich. Had mine done 21 years ago this coming August. No basketball for me, just went to work less than 24 hours later for a double shift.
martyo
07-17-2007, 08:11 PM
Probably why I'm fat and lazy.

That's how we describe the effect on my dog.

I will never get de-NUT-tered!!
Badger
07-19-2007, 11:58 AM
Hopefully will never have to do it. Not with my imagination.
Aren Jay
07-19-2007, 12:49 PM
Reminds me of my sister in pre-med. She was sewing up and said oops. She was taken to the side and told Doctors never ever say oops. They say "there".

There there, there there; the operation is all over, how do you feel?
MyTMerc
07-19-2007, 01:23 PM
My doc said oops and I was carrying them around for 2 weeks in a peach basket. Oh yeah, watch out for impatient wives looking for an early test drive.
CBT
07-19-2007, 02:48 PM
I was scared they would cut a little too high so I insisted they make a protective cover for my ****. Afterwards, the government sold it. It will be the new Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, slated for opening in 2010.
O's Fan Rich
07-19-2007, 03:51 PM
I was scared they would cut a little too high so I insisted they make a protective cover for my ****. Afterwards, the government sold it. It will be the new Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, slated for opening in 2010.

Ahhh, so they are narrowing it now.