Thought you guys may like this

[rurumon]

Saw this on the web, changed the "c5" to "marauder"

The Marauder Is my Shepherd,
I Shall Not Want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements,
It leadeth me beside busy freeways.
It restoreth my soul.
It leads me in the path of quickness,
For its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo, for Torque art with me.
Thy rod and Thy piston, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a track before me.
In the presence of mine enemies,
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil.
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me
all the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of the V8 forever.
Amen.

[MAD-3R]

AMEN!!!

"Lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!!"

[WolfeBros]

:banana2: :beer: :up: :bounce: :rasta: :rock:
Oh yeah and .....AMEN

[jrzygrl]

HALLELUJIAH BROTHER!!!!!! :bows:

[Marauderman]

I gotta get a key chain or framed emblem of this in some sort of way to have around my dash to show or pull out when needed!!!

Oh yeah!!!

[Dr Caleb]

Oh yea!!

[engine23ccvfd]

It maketh me burnout on black pavements

This should read: It maketh me poor bleach below my tires so I can burnout on black pavements

At least for us stock guys....I am always excited to pull out after a car wash with wet tires so i can spin the wheels a little...

[jefferson-mo]

:nono:now now




VERY well put rurumon!:up:

[CRUZTAKER]

Sacraligious.....but funny as hell!
http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/b/smiley2k.gif

[Bigdogjim]

And that was from the house of?

[Bigdogjim]

Originally posted by engine23ccvfd
This should read: It maketh me poor bleach below my tires so I can burnout on black pavements

At least for us stock guys....I am always excited to pull out after a car wash with wet tires so i can spin the wheels a little...

That was a good one 23ccvfd. US stock guys gotta stick together.

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[jrzygrl]

Originally posted by Bigdogjim
And that was from the house of? THE GOD OF MERCURY, OF COURSE!!

[engine23ccvfd]

HeHe!!! Nothing like bleach and burnt rubber in the morning to clear the ole nostrils!!!

[Dr Caleb]

Originally posted by engine23ccvfd
HeHe!!! Nothing like bleach and burnt rubber in the morning to clear the ole nostrils!!!

My air freshner scent is actually Nitro Methane. I get 'em down at the local dragstrip.

Good smell to wake up to...I Love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[jgc61sr2002]

rurumon - You have a good sense of humor. Cool.:coolman:

[rurumon]

hey, it wasnt me....some dudes personal webpage where he devoted the site to his C5. I was just lucky enough to find it. So we should thank the dude. I have no idea who he is, so I call him dude.



To the dude! :coolman: