Damage estimate: $150,000.00

[knine]

Lance Briggs (Chicago Bears) Lamborgine (I can't spell cars that cost as much as this thing) has 150,000.00 damage to it after being found abandoned on the Dan Ryan yesterday. Glad the car isn't as damaged as his credibility and / or career is going to be.

He called to report his car stolen, later admitted to have been the driver and left the scene. Says they were out "barhopping", but he wasn't drunk.

O.K. fellow LEO's, who's buying this? Not me.

[SID210SA]

Just call it a Lambo for short....but if you really want to know its Lamborghini

[knine]

Copied it off your car as you typed, didn't you? :lol:

[sabtaj1]

I am gonna have to say he is need of money. Thats one way to do it I guess.

[kayzap]

Anyone else heard this one?

"I only had two beers."

[CBT]

Lance Briggs (Chicago Bears) Lamborgine (I can't spell cars that cost as much as this thing) has 150,000.00 damage to it after being found abandoned on the Dan Ryan yesterday. Glad the car isn't as damaged as his credibility and / or career is going to be.

He called to report his car stolen, later admitted to have been the driver and left the scene. Says they were out "barhopping", but he wasn't drunk.

O.K. fellow LEO's, who's buying this? Not me.

150,000 dollars in damage? Did he actually hop over the bars with the darn car?!

[seans]

Anyone else heard this one?

"I only had two beers."


The best one: "I only had two beers because I'm the designated driver".