What Have You Named Your Car?

[Jeff]

For those of us who have given our Big Bad Babies names, enlighten us. What is your car's name? :D

[LincMercLover]

Hmm... I think we did this once before, but it was awhile back, so what the hell...

Named her Emma. (Thanks for the suggestion Sammy!)

[BigMerc '03]

I named my car after my girl because both r mean, load, and thay take no sh... from no one........................... .NIKKIE!

[MERCMAN]

Mine is called BB(short for Black Beauty)

[O's Fan Rich]

I call her Oprah, big ( well use to be) black, (still is I think), and rich! (That's me!)

[mad man]

Another Bill:mad2:

[Grasshopper]

I named mine "Betty", after the a$$ kicking classic rock song "Black Betty" by Ram Jam.

"Whoa Black Betty, Bam-a-lam, she really gets me high,
you know that's no lie,
she's so rock steady, and she's always ready, Bam-a-lam."

[MAD-3R]

Well, concidering what happened and the return to the living, it was suggested.

Revenant

[Slowpoke]

My wife simply refers to it as:

"Rick's Black Car" with the emphasis on "Rick's" even though we are a 1-car family. She chose this name because I was the one who chose the car, with very little input from her.

[cyclone03]

My Wife Calls it The Black B!@CH.
Or the other woman.

[SergntMac]

My first MM was "my Girl" and the beast I own now is "Patches, the rag doll." Surely, different affections for each.

[Dr Caleb]

I haven't chosen a name per se. I refer to it as ethier my "other girlfriend" or my "peni$ extension".

If I were to name it, Elvira - mistress of the dark - has a nice ring. F-117MM also comes to mind.

[Constable]

Miranda. All other big black cars have the right to remain in my rear view mirror!

[scherermaddness]

I named my car Nyx.... the Greek goddess of the night, also the daughter of Chaos.
"There also stands the gloomy house of Night;
ghastly clouds shroud it in darkness.
Before it Atlas stands erect and on his head
and unwearying arms firmly supports the broad sky,
where Night and Day cross a bronze threshold
and then come close and great each other."
(Hesiod, Theogony, 744 ff.)
:D

[gja]

GODZILLA,
Big,mean,bad attitude, and likes to stomp the crap out of Japanese products...

HarHarHar

[Constable]

I had actually been throwing around Merc-Zilla. Popped into my head when a ZZ Top song came on the radio. Remember Cad-Zilla?

[Marauder57]

Crap!!!!!!!!!!!

I just came from the tag office to get a personalized plate....and now I just got an idea for a better name!

AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[Hemlock]

RAVEN , CAUSE ITS BLACK ON BLACK AND FLYS !!!!!!!

[merc]

He is called MIB

It stands for may things

Men in black
Man is black
Mark's is Bad
Move in Bitc!@#

[duhtroll]

I am using the Bluesmobile (obviously) but have also been referring to it as Lord Vader.

My wife wanted to label it "TLB" for "Testosterone-Laden Behemoth"

Great ideas here - love the Elvira one.
-A

[UAW 588]

Originally posted by gja
GODZILLA,
Big,mean,bad attitude, and llikes to stomp the crap out of Japanese products...

HarHarHar Ya, Jap cars suck.

[Marauderman]

Well -unintentionely, mine somehow keeps being referred to as "Rauder" by everyone in the family--so I guess that has become it's nickname--just not sure if it's a "SHE" or a "HE"--

I guess that will depend on how it develops --over the "mod" period.....the eventual performance level obtain will determine it's reference--he or she...

[jrzygrl]

WILD THANG

[LincMercLover]

Not you jrzy... the car! :lol:

[Spider0101]

Black Wolf !



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[vaderv]

Sh.t I call her HAZE. My wife calls it vaders staff car. She read a review before we bought the car that called her that.

[martyo]

MO-RAUDER (after MartyO and Marauder combined).

[jrzygrl]

Originally posted by marauderman


I guess that will depend on how it develops --over the "mod" period.....the eventual performance level obtain will determine it's reference--he or she... [/B] Well we all know if it performs REALLY WELL it's a SHE:D

[Crazieboutamerc]

Black monster

[2003 MIB]

Arrr, she be known as "The Black Pearl"- I just got back from taking the girlfriend to see Pirates of the Caribbean. Good movie and name inspirational- big black boat-full of marauders- fastest on the sea etc…just made sense.

[Johnman]

I call her "Big Blue". Like IBM...which stands for "Intimidating Blue Mercury"

[Jeff]

Christine.

[MMpridenjoy]

The "Beast"

[rurumon]

Trogdor McBling


Anyone get the reference to homestarrunner?

anyone?


hmmm

[Dr Caleb]

Originally posted by rurumon
Trogdor McBling


Anyone get the reference to homestarrunner?

anyone?


hmmm

Uuuuummmmm. No. I assume that is a movie that had a total viewing audience of 1.

And why do you have a picture of my ex-wife in your signature?

:lol:

[rurumon]

Originally posted by Dr Caleb
Uuuuummmmm. No. I assume that is a movie that had a total viewing audience of 1.

And why do you have a picture of my ex-wife in your signature?

:lol:

BWAHAHAHA! Thats a good one dude.

As for the reference, its from homestarrunner.com, a sort of cartoon based humor site.

[JGaignat]

I call it my "mid-life crisis car" I bought it a week before my 40th birthday. I've never owned a high performance car in my life. It's great!!
We also refer to it as "the beast". When someone asks what it is, I tell them it's a "Grand Marquis with an attitude." My 3 year old daughter calls it "Daddy's big black car." (She would rather ride in it than in Mommy's Suburban.)

[jrzygrl]

Originally posted by JGaignat
[B]I call it my "mid-life crisis car" I bought it a week before my 40th birthday. ] I can totally relate...:coolman:

[Marauder57]

C'mon now Jrzy....you aren't even on the north side of 30 yet.... ;)


I call her "Big Blue". Like IBM...which stands for "Intimidating Blue Mercury"

Isn't that the name of the huge new computer IBM built that beat Kasparov (Or what ever his name is) in chess?

Well I went and got my new personalized tag today....and the new name for the car.... RAUD-ZLA (RaudZilla)...thanks to who ever it was that put that in my head from reading this thread...

RAUDzilla, Big and Blue and coming after you! I have to get a life...... :(

[jrzygrl]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Marauder57
[B]C'mon now Jrzy....you aren't even on the north side of 30 yet.... ;)



QUOTE] Thanks M57, but, check the profile buddy...I may need to delete that though, HMMM

[Constable]

57 --- I guess it was either GJA or myself.... soooo.... on behalf of both of us, you're welcome!

[Long Live #3]

I named my '83 Olds "Blue Thunder." The only thunder I hear though is the rattling dashboard.

[JGaignat]

A friend of mine calls my MM, "The Batmobile."

[Jeff]

Originally posted by Slowpoke
My wife simply refers to it as:

"Rick's Black Car" with the emphasis on "Rick's" even though we are a 1-car family. She chose this name because I was the one who chose the car, with very little input from her.

Boy hidy! I'm in that same dog house.:rolleyes:

[2003_MM_FYRE49]

I'm kinda leaning towards :bows: the "Black Widow", a smooth black shinning body with a toxic venom. Most feared in North America. :eek:

Tim :fire: 49

[Johnman]

Someone should name theirs "Sachmo" because it's big, black, and has a sweet singing voice...

[2003 MIB]

NO! Sachmo smoked- bad rings maybe...

[Jim]

"The Purifier"

[Jim]

rurumon;

does your Marauder Burninate the Peasants? And the thatch roofed cottages?

Ever spilled a never ending soda on it?

-Jim

[2003 MIB]

Interesting Jim...The Purifier? There's gotta be story...

[rurumon]

Originally posted by Jim
rurumon;

does your Marauder Burninate the Peasants? And the thatch roofed cottages?

Ever spilled a never ending soda on it?

-Jim

He fits the description, even the beefy arm sticking out of the trunk.

.

Good to see there are some fans here....:D

[tbore007]

the dopeness.,.,.,.,

[Johnman]

I'm changing my car's name from "Big Blue" to "The Blue Meanie". After all, a Beatle's reference is much cooler than an IBM reference. Not that my car is all that "mean". But when your daddy is a Mustang Cobra and your momma is a Grand Marqui LS, and you've always been considered the "blue sheep" of the family, you're bound to have some attitude issues...

[Billatpro]

Tina, as in Turner

Hot and black