Fastest way to get tossed off an aircraft

[CBT]

11492

Throw yerself on this bed and yell " 'CILLA! GET ME A FRIED PEANUT BUTTER AN 'NANNER SAMMICH, STAT! "
You will exit the building. Real fast.

[Aren Jay]

I thought it was to just sign in as CBT.

[CBT]

I probably am flagged at a few airports....