If Ford what is Mercury.

[Aren Jay]

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[Aren Jay]

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[beauimpala]

I thought Ford was
Found
On
Road
Dead
;)

[Richy04]

My
Exhaust is
Really
Chromey (from behind)
yoU
aRe
Yesterdays news

[Pat]

Marauder
Eliminating
Ricers
Chryslers
Unequaled
Riding
Yippee

[MarauderMark]

I thought Ford was
Found
On
Road
Dead
;)

Nope this is ford
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
And boy o boy it lives up to that explanation:rolleyes:

Mercury is just a fancy cover up name for ford.:rofl:

[VAmarauder03]

read the sig:D

[ckadiddle]

M ay
E very
R ide
C ost
U
R ubber
Y ay!!!

[ROB502]

Make
Every
Redneck
Crave an
Utter
Ridiculous
Year - with my Marauder :banana:

[PhastPhil]

Fastest
On
Race
Day

[PhastPhil]

Ferocious
Off
Road
Driving

[PhastPhil]

Mustangers
Unite
Simply
To
Annihilate
Numerous
GMs

[PhastPhil]

Change
Heads
Every
Valve
Ruined
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time !

[PhastPhil]

My
Old
Pig
Ain't
Runnin

[PhastPhil]

Fix

It

Again

Tony !

[PhastPhil]

SAAB = SOB :bigcry:

[SMOKE]

F = F$*king
O = Obscene
R = Road
D = Device

M = Mostly
E = Everyone
R = Really
C = Can't
U = Understand (fast)
R = Road
Y = Yachts

[VAmarauder03]

Change
Heads
Every
Valve
Ruined
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time !


I like my version... cracked head, every valve rattles oil leaks everytime

[VAmarauder03]

My
Old
Pig
Ain't
Runnin

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

Take
Off
Your
Oversized
Tires
*********

[larryo340]

My
Old
Pig
Ain't
Runnin
You mean
Move
Over
Plymouth
Aproaching
Rapidly

I still love my 60's and early 70'2 Mopars

[larryo340]

Garbage
Truck
Option

Sorry Ralph

[OneBADLsE]

Garbage
Truck
Option

Sorry Ralph
:lol:

;)

[PhastPhil]

Chevy options:

RS = Really Slow

SS= Super Slow

[PhastPhil]

Buick:
GS = Goes Slow
GN = Goes Nowhere (fast)
GNX= Got No Xelerataion

[MarauderMark]

Orrrrrrrrr

******ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

just thought of it so here tit is.

[ROB502]

G et a
M echanic
C omming

G as
T ires or
O il

P oor
O ld
N !**%#
T hinks
I t's
A
C adilac

G eorgia
M ilk
C ow

G ive
M e a
C hevy

sorry I worked for a Pontiac-GMC dealer for years...
Then I came to the Dark side after the General quit making RWD cars.
Thanks Mercury :banana:

[ROB502]

I forgot..

G et your
T ools
O ut

[VAmarauder03]

these are ones that the guys at work say

Found
On
Russian
Dump


For
Our
Retarded
Daughter

[Bluerauder]

D rips
O il
D rops
G rease
E verywhere

[xopher]

Since I've seen too many of these ugly-spoilered Subaru Imprezas around where I work, I was thinking:

My
Everyday
Rear-wheel
Cruiser
Upchucks
Ricer
Yuppies

[teamrope]

Most
Original
Parts
Already
Replaced


Fixed it for you. :)


But Al, nothing says failure like driving a Dodge.

[VAmarauder03]

Fixed it for you. :)


:lol:very nice, notice how EVERY thing that has been listed has been about how crappy the product is or how slow the cars are? Ford is the one that has First On Race Day...yea there are the negative acronyms but how can you turn chevrolet into a positive acronym?

[Motorhead350]

:laugh:


My
Old
Pig
Ain't
Runnin

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating

[larryo340]

:lol:very nice, notice how EVERY thing that has been listed has been about how crappy the product is or how slow the cars are? Ford is the one that has First On Race Day...yea there are the negative acronyms but how can you turn chevrolet into a positive acronym?
miss this post?

You mean
Move
Over
Plymouth
Aproaching
Rapidly

I still love my 60's and early 70'2 Mopars

[VAmarauder03]

You mean
Move
Over
People
Are
Racing



there ya go i fixed it for you, i saw your typo and couldnt help but do my part and look out for a fellow mm.net member:D

[larryo340]

there ya go i fixed it for you, i saw your typo and couldnt help but do my part and look out for a fellow mm.net member:D
:hmmm: That'll work, thanks :up:

[VAmarauder03]

no problem, just doing what i can, savin the day one post at a time;)

[BLACKMARAUDER04]

Took
Off
Yesterday
On
Towtrucks
Ass

Couldn't
Have
Enough
Velocity
Today