Proof!!!!

[KillJoy]

Proof that girls are evil

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[SIZE=3]First we state that girls require time and money

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[FONT=Times New Roman]Girls = Time X Money<o:p></o:p>

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And as we all know “time is money”

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Time = Money<o:p></o:p>

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Therefore:

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Girls = Money x Money = (Money) ²<o:p></o:p>

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And because “money is the root of all evil”

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Money = √Evil<o:p></o:p>

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Girls = (√Evil) ²<o:p></o:p>

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And we are forced to conclude that

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Girls = Evil



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[SID210SA]

Squared.........!!!

[oldekid]

Oh boy, are you in trouble! You married?
:lol:

[Dragcity]

Factorial Brothers. The factorial # would be the number of Men they have Evilified..

Evilified ? - I think I made up a new word.....

[my_rodder]

Hey not all are evil!!! I do know some that fit that bill.(I do not.) I know some men that could be listed as evil!!!! Are you married? You may have some butt kissing to do, maybe flowers.;)

[Bluerauder]

Evilified ? - I think I made up a new word.....
Nah, this is just the electronic version of "vilified"

Vilify. verb, transitive. 1. to lower in estimation or importance. 2. to utter slanderous and abusive statements against. Defame. See also Malign.

[MarauderSM]

You are a mathmethician KillJoy. Makes sense

[FastMerc]

I was married to evil :puke: :mad: But I got rid of it :lol:

[sailsmen]

I have calculated all is 7% evil.

In men the 7% is in their brain, hence their evil acts.

In women the 7% is spread equally thru out their being, hence they are wicked.

[CRUZTAKER]

I was married to evil :puke: :mad: But I got rid of it :lol:


Pennecillian on the end of an axe works well.
Here honey, open up...

[CRC]

They said he never heard the gun shot.

[Aren Jay]

Evil doesn't exist, Santa told me so.

The root of girls is evil; not girls are evil.

The root of girls doesn't exist, and if you think hard about this you will see the head of the issue is such that this is true.


Given that this happened here I thought I should post it here so here it is

Posts: 938 (this is a special number for me, and I just noticed it)

[Mike]

I was married to evil :puke: :mad: But I got rid of it :lol:

X 2 :beer:

[RF Overlord]

Steve, there's a fatal flaw in your equation.

You say: "...girls require time and money", then you state that Girls = Time X Money. That should actually be:

Girls = Time + Money.

It then follows that since Time = Money, then Girls = Money + Money

or

Girls = 2Money

which restated is:

Girls = TooMuchMoney

Since TooMuchMoney frequently equals Evil, you can see that in spite of your logical error, the result is similar.

:lol:

[OneBADLsE]

Evil... http://www.globalpov.com/images/dr_evil_1.jpg

[knine]

That's "DOCTOR Evil", I didn't spend 4 years in evil doctor school to be called Mister, thank-you.

[Aren Jay]

I know several women who are pure good, oh well you are wrong.

[ParkRanger]

A fine display of newtonian physics!

PR :burnout:

[CRUZTAKER]

I know several women who are pure good, oh well you are wrong.

I have a hunch they are not quite women yet. :D

[Aren Jay]

I know three nurse and a wannabe nurse, she used to want to be a nurse anyway. The three nurses are happy nice caring sympathetic never seem to get mad about anything, except maybe traffic but that only dissappoints them. At Work they are even nicer more caring more sympathetic etc... but they are expected to be that while working. (not all nurse are though so you have to find the nice ones)

Unless having a gorgeous nurse want to join you in the shower every morning is an Evil thing. I just had my arm sliced open 6 inches and wasn't in the mood of company. It was stapled back together but still hurt and everytime I put it down, it felt like it was on fire. (real mood dampener)


The 4th one wanted to be a nurse, she always wanted to do nice things for people, we grew up together and she always wanted to help people and do things for them. We used to work at the same place and even there she was always nice.

Now I do know two people who are even more mild mannered, both guys. One I worked for a few years back. He never gets made, he gets organized. He even had a car seize on him under warranty, not his fault, it was a dodge, and he sat in the dealership, without getting mad when they didn't want to replace or fix the problem. He sat there for 14 hours, didn't say anything just sat and waited for a new car.

They gave him a new car!

But even he can't compare to Russel Harvey. He sat infront of me in school grades 2-11, and was the most mild mannered person I ever have met. Nothing would get him mad, he was like a Vulcan, a Happy Vulcan. He is now still just as mild, he makes cookies for a living, manages a cookie place in one of the malls. I don't think he can be mad. Must be somehting wrong with him.


As for Evil. Well let me say Evil Me. I know Evil.