Names NOT to give your kids. [Archive] - MercuryMarauder.net Forums

Starman

10-02-2007, 06:22 PM

The wife told me about a family she knows of that named their kid:

Beecher Johnson

Either they have a sick sense of humor or just didn't realize what they did.

Made me think of that scene in Porky's where the girl pages Mike Hunt several times over the P.A. Man I love that movie.

Mike

10-02-2007, 07:04 PM

Bluerauder

10-02-2007, 07:20 PM

Either they have a sick sense of humor or just didn't realize what they did.

My daughter teaches 3rd grade and had a kid named Roland Ball.

Taemian

10-02-2007, 07:22 PM

Don't forget about the Fox News reporter named "Robin Banks".:D

Mike M

10-02-2007, 07:38 PM

Jack Meoff
Stu Pidd
Harry Paratesties
Dick Hertz
Ivana Humpu

I always use these names for all magazines delivered to my house and businesses. Also is allot of fun with telemarketers.
I had so many more...c'mon guys lets add to the list.

offroadkarter

10-02-2007, 08:13 PM

How about

dick army

shi-thead

usnavy

topramenesha

sabtaj1

10-02-2007, 08:29 PM

Sofonda Kocks
Harry balsonya
Cravin Morehead

knine

10-02-2007, 08:30 PM

I dated a girl in high school named: shara joint (true story)

About names, if I were a news director in Chicago, I'd hire Jackie Bang, Linda Yew and Dick Johnson. I'd promote it as "Bang and Yew with Johnson, tonight at ten". (those are all real news people in Chicago)

MercOut

10-02-2007, 08:58 PM

RCSignals

10-02-2007, 09:52 PM

Sandra Shore

Richard Head

Randy Biggarstaff

CRC

10-03-2007, 02:35 AM

Comedian Mike Dunn said he and his wife were expecting their first child and were trying to come up with names. They couldnt think of any they liked so he asked his wife "Who is your favorite baseball player?" To which she replied "Derek Jeter".....He said his first thought was YEA!!! JETER DUNN

RoyLPita

10-03-2007, 03:38 AM

Larry the Cable Guy was surprised when his wife would not take his name. He thought it would be cool to have 2 people in the house name Larry.

magindat

10-03-2007, 04:55 AM

High school friend: Rusty Nail.

Ned Morehead

Richard Cranium

Eugene Poole

96DiamondVIII

10-03-2007, 05:03 AM

A former co-worker of my Dad's was named Richie Rich.
A dude who works at the same university I do is named E'very Ware. (No, not kidding)

And how can we forget the former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?

magindat

10-03-2007, 05:39 AM

That reminds me. One of my daughter's elem school friends was named Squirt Ware.

KillJoy

10-03-2007, 05:46 AM

Only weird name I know is William Bill Beil. Beil is pronounced VERY similar to Bill.

:rolleyes:

KillJoy

RoyLPita

10-03-2007, 06:01 AM

I remember in my middle school PE class a kid named Matthew Dickoff. He was never there but the teacher always called out his name during attendance.

Hack Goby

10-03-2007, 06:31 AM

I dated a girl once named Penny Nichols.

ckadiddle

10-03-2007, 06:38 AM

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jim geary

10-03-2007, 06:58 AM

Friend of mine went to school with a gal by the name of Nancy Eveready.

jawz101

10-03-2007, 06:59 AM

There was a girl in the church I went to name Sandy Peed. Every time her name was called everyone would say "SHE DID WHAT??" all at once.

Grifter

10-03-2007, 07:18 AM

Man, the names I come across on a daily basis.
The ever popular, Sharon Johnson
Harold Sachs
Tue Phuoc Kieu

Just a couple I remember off the top of my head. I keep copies of all the good ones in a file.

i went to high school with a Smokey D. Bear, seriously.

SMOKE

10-03-2007, 07:27 AM

Ibeitchur Kokov (russian)....

:D

-Jonathan

Bluerauder

10-03-2007, 07:36 AM

My daughter went to college with twins whose first names were Orangejello and Lemonjello. True. True !! :D

The pronunciation sounded sort of French to me as in "Oh-ron-ge-low" and "Lay-mon-ge-low" instead of the American pronunciation of Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.

Canadasvt

10-03-2007, 07:37 AM

My brothers sister-in-law married a guy with last name Virgin. The grandmothers name is Estella. So when their girl was born they named her Laura Estella Virgin. Both parents don't think the girl will be teased :confused:

knine

10-03-2007, 08:23 AM

A co-workers dad is named Harry. His name is Kenny Dick, so his dad is Harry Dick. There's a woman in Soringfield named Queeney Screws.

Haggis

10-03-2007, 08:46 AM

There once was a woman named Anita....

Anita Dick.

Joe Walsh

10-03-2007, 08:54 AM

I had a coworker named Richard Kisser....nice guy...BUT what were his parents thinking?!?!

Also, Had two customers whose last names were:

Rectanus

Pincock

My parents had friends named Barr...they named their daughter; Candy...thought that it was 'cute'....

My favorite National Lampoon yearbook name was:

Hugh G. Rekshun

RoyLPita

10-03-2007, 09:07 AM

What gets me are the parents that name their children with part of their last name. Example: my oral surgeon's name was Jack Jackson.

BTW: I have a customer here that is named Julio Julio.

1of327

10-03-2007, 09:27 AM

I deal with a bank rep who's name is " Dick Wood" . no joke!

OneBADLsE

10-03-2007, 09:33 AM

High school friend: Rusty Nail.

Ned Morehead

Richard Cranium

Eugene Poole

Dick Head, :rofl: :lol:

Ken

10-03-2007, 10:29 AM

I ran across a client with a (legal) first name of Azzolina. Actual spelling, Not sure of the nationality.

Ken

arejayesss

10-03-2007, 10:41 AM

Haywood Jabloemi

Big House

10-03-2007, 11:28 AM

Richard Nibbler...and there is a cat that plays college...get this his last name, the one on the back of his jersey is FAGG. It would really hurt if his first name was Ima.

pantheroc

10-03-2007, 11:45 AM

How about

shi-thead

This is an actual name used by someone in the town by me. My brother works for the city and did a double take on the name. It was pronounced "shii-thayad". Of course no one believed my bro, but the paperwork he had to file documents it well, "*****head". The persons receiving the individual thought my brother was being a jerk writing that on the paperwork.

96DiamondVIII

10-03-2007, 11:46 AM

What gets me are the parents that name their children with part of their last name. Example: my oral surgeon's name was Jack Jackson.

BTW: I have a customer here that is named Julio Julio.

A secretary I used to do computer support for was named Carol Carroll. But she married into that one, so it's her own fault. :P

SMOKE

10-03-2007, 01:35 PM

Amanda Hugnkiss

Without getting too "TMI", I had a proctologist named Dr. Spear. Eesshh...that's like having a dentist named Dr. Drill or somethin'...

ledzilla

10-03-2007, 01:50 PM

I happened to find in the phone book some odd years ago a person by the name of Richard Holder... No foolin'.

2003_MM_FYRE49

10-03-2007, 01:53 PM

At the office where my wife goes for her female stuff, one of the doc's name in the practice is Dr. Bush. I wonder long it took them to print out those business cards without falling on the ground everytime one came off the press...Dr. Bush Gynecologist.

Now on the other hand I have a friend that works in the E.R. at Rush University Medical Center in Chicago. The facility is located smack in the middle of the Austin District which happens to be the worst crime district in Chicago. Anyway, one day she went out to the waiting room to retrieve her next patient and called out for Pajama. The patient then stands up and says "wut iz da matter wit yew honkey, that is pronounced Pa Juh May".
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

kcsd823

10-03-2007, 03:49 PM

I had a shop teacher at tech school whose name was Richard Head. I could not imagine what it was like for him over the years.

On the other hand, I always wanted to name my dog 'Stain".

At obediance training could you imagine the looks on peoples faces when you called your dog? Here boy, come. Come. Come Stain!

2003_MM_FYRE49

10-03-2007, 04:00 PM

I had a shop teacher at tech school whose name was Richard Head.

Did you attend either Kishwaukee College or Northern Illinois by any chance?

kcsd823

10-03-2007, 04:05 PM

Lincoln Technical College in W. Des Moines, Ia. '86 and '87

cyclopsram

10-03-2007, 04:56 PM

Dick Sore is better than Les Dick

cyclopsram

10-03-2007, 04:58 PM

Booze store... Dick's Liquor

cyclopsram

10-03-2007, 04:59 PM

Richard Large aka Big Dick and his son Little Dick Wanda Moore

Bluerauder

10-03-2007, 05:02 PM

When I was growing up, the manager/maintenance man who ran the apartment complex behind our house was named "Dick Dingus". We used to call him Mr. Dick 'cause he was always chasing us for playing baseball or football or something on "his" grounds.

BAD MERC

10-03-2007, 06:06 PM

I think the japanese twins in "Goldmember" rule the roost with "Fook Mi" and "Fook Yu".

da'law

10-03-2007, 06:45 PM

July '93 got into a small fender bender on the border of Lake and Cook County. The first Deputy on scene was Cook County with the name of Outlaw and the Lake county Deputy that gave me a ticket was Deputy Butz and yes, his first name was Harry.

de minimus

10-03-2007, 10:16 PM

Clete Orris .....sad but true.

Also I knew these two guys....both named Angus MacLean. They were brothers.....I asked them, "Doesn't it get confusing at Chrsitmas?" They said that they go by their middle names with family. "What are your middle names?" ......Donald and Ronald.

RCSignals

10-03-2007, 10:35 PM

Daughters shouldn't be named 'Mackenzie'
Seems it's popular to do just that these days, but it's a Scottish surname which means 'son of Kenneth'

Aren Jay

10-03-2007, 11:35 PM

I had a neighbour Benji Raine; Her sister had this wierd teleportation ability.

Yes her name was Spring.

There was Ray Arati in Highschool who married his highschool sweetheart. (shotgun wedding)

They have little Maus.

Then I worked at Safeway Canada's head office, in Calgary, the Payrole department was headed up by Faith Snow, working for her were Sunny, Vally, and Rainie.

Sunny Belobersycky is Paul Brants cousin (Brant is not his real name).

hmm...Still have no idea how Spring Raine teleported away.

knine

10-04-2007, 12:56 AM

Earin. Don't ever name any of your kids Earin. A freind of mine did, now there's 2 of me. And my sister named her son Brearin, from my brother Brent and Earin. Guess I got the most of that one. Speaking of, I wonder how that trolip's doing?

Bluerauder

10-04-2007, 04:16 AM

There was Ray Arati in Highschool who married his highschool sweetheart. (shotgun wedding)

They have little Maus.
Maus Arati ..... that's pretty funny. :rofl: 90% of the folks out there won't have a clue.

Ken

10-04-2007, 05:37 AM

Come Stain!Sounds like a Red Peters song.:D

http://www.redpeters.com/

Ken

magindat

10-04-2007, 06:29 AM

I'm helping a user right now by remote. She is looking up a customer...

"Ralph U Maccarone"

Swear!!!!

hot-rauder

10-04-2007, 08:08 AM

my mother went to school with a guy named Chad Faggot... her friend thought he was cute, then my mother told her he was a Faggot, ohh priceless

any names that celebrities use should be banned. come on, Apple, Suri, Jet(jon travolta's son) these are silly names that they would probably get madefun of unless their parents werent who they were.

i knew a Justin Time( dont know the spelling only pronounciation)

Bruce Bruce is hilarious, not only the name but his comedy

and my stepsister's middle name is Lee...not funny until my stepdad told her, and truthfully, it was after David Lee Roth... he is a HUGE Van Halen fan lol

lwblumjr

10-04-2007, 08:56 AM

I think the japanese twins in "Goldmember" rule the roost with "Fook Mi" and "Fook Yu".
Silver2004Marauder,

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" :)

Aren Jay

10-04-2007, 09:42 AM

There was a guy at work, Chinese guy they they renaimed him and only used his last name.

Choi His first name begins with an 'F' followed by a 'uk' and then 'in'.

seriously.

hot-rauder

10-04-2007, 10:17 AM

There was a guy at work, Chinese guy they they renaimed him and only used his last name.

Choi His first name begins with an 'F' followed by a 'uk' and then 'in'.

seriously.

is that an f'n joke?!?! lol:lol:

knine

10-04-2007, 01:03 PM

At work I encountered a couple, Moi and Fuk Chu. I also stopped a "Christopher Cringle" once.

de minimus

10-04-2007, 10:15 PM

Bob Loblaw

USLYDAWG

10-05-2007, 06:33 AM

My boss is named Richard Skinner.

When I was in the fuel business, we used to use first and second initials, and last names on accts.
Had a customer named R. U. Gay. Turns out his name was Bob.

As a teenager still living at home, our flaky neighbor, with a last name of Bellflower, named her daughter Precious Stardust.

Went to school with a kid whose last name was Hoar.

courtmarshall

10-05-2007, 06:51 AM

Norma Stitz

come on say it outloud and fast.

Aren Jay

10-05-2007, 01:53 PM

My Mom had a Store called Threadbenders a while back. A Wool store.

One of her suppliers was a Mr. Fred Bender.

People used to get them confused all the time.

sicilianmarquis

10-05-2007, 03:01 PM

back in highschool, there was these 4 quadruplets all with the same name" Jimmy Faulton" named afterthere father, so we called them by numbers jimmy 1,2,3,4 no lie

RCSignals

10-05-2007, 06:47 PM

4 quadruplets?

Leadfoot281

10-05-2007, 09:21 PM

There is this guy in town that has the best looking 'Dukes of Hazzard' '68 Charger clone I've ever seen. It's perfect right down to the correct brand CB radio.

He and his wife have three kids. Two boys and a girl.

Bo, Luke, and...... Can't think of the girls name right now, but it's not Daisy.

hot-rauder

10-05-2007, 09:30 PM

Leadfoot281

10-05-2007, 09:43 PM

the dukes was a '69

I don't know Mopars very well. His car is either a '68 or '69. I believe they used both on the show. At any rate, the car is either a '68 or '69 and he has a two boys named Bo and Luke.

RCSignals

10-05-2007, 10:13 PM

I don't know Mopars very well. His car is either a '68 or '69. I believe they used both on the show. At any rate, the car is either a '68 or '69 and he has a two boys named Bo and Luke.

and a daughter not named Daisy :)