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1stMerc
10-15-2007, 07:54 PM
If you have a water hose or extension cord and there is something close by. It surely will catch on it.

If tv is on, and you come in from outside, it is highly probable that a commercial will be on or a slew of them will soon follow.

If out blowing leaves and a breeze comes up, it is a fair bet that it will not be in the direction you want it to be.
Richy04
10-16-2007, 01:44 AM
If you are eating, its a sure bet that a tampon,maxipad,diarrhea commercial will be starting as you take the first bite of your ravioli or chili..
CBT
10-16-2007, 06:04 AM
If you get on an elevator going up to the tenth floor, someone who clearly needs to take the steps will ride it up to the second floor.
pantheroc
10-16-2007, 10:11 AM
Although you'll search high and low for the remote, you still will not press the channel up/down button as you pass by the receiver multiple times to watch that one channel.
ckadiddle
10-16-2007, 11:28 AM
I will always have the least amount of money in my checking account when the best deals for Marauder mod parts are available.
Pops
10-16-2007, 11:36 AM
Drive your wifes car and the fuel guage says empty.
KillJoy
10-16-2007, 11:39 AM
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

:D

KillJoy
Haggis
10-16-2007, 11:43 AM
It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
96DiamondVIII
10-16-2007, 12:35 PM
If you drop a tool when working on a car, it will invariably come to rest someplace you can't reach.
MERCMAN
10-16-2007, 01:40 PM
If a man thinks he is going to get "lucky" he is usually wrong.
03blackvegas
10-16-2007, 07:41 PM
When driving, the more your in a hurry, the more everyone around you wil go as slow as possible to piss you off the most.
ImpalaSlayer
10-16-2007, 07:57 PM
bahh so many are true! at least 3 happened today!
1stMerc
10-16-2007, 08:44 PM
The bad stuff will usually always happen, the good stuff... well don't count on it.
Aren Jay
10-17-2007, 08:54 AM
If you get on an elevator going up to the tenth floor, someone who clearly needs to take the steps will ride it up to the second floor.


I tried riding it from the ground floor to the first floor. Couldn't find the darn button. I ended up going to the fifth floor talking to some guy going to the fifth floor asking me when I got back from England. I was just back 3 days.

The truth of what she is thinking is not what you are thinking.