No longer in the running for Darwin Award..

[CBT]

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SWEETWATER, <st1:State w:st="on">Fla.</st1:State> — A man was killed by an alligator on the Miccosukee Indian Reservation in <st1:City w:st="on">Miami</st1:City>-<st1:place w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Dade</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">County</st1:PlaceType></st1:place>, Local10.com reported.<o:p></o:p>
The man, who has not been identified, was running from Miccosukee police when he dove into a retention pond, Local10.com reported. There, he was reportedly attacked by the gator and bitten several times.<o:p></o:p>
The man was suspected of breaking into cars with another suspect on the Miccosukee Indian Reservation, Local6.com reported. One was quickly captured.<o:p></o:p>
The man's body was found at the bottom of the pond Friday. The man was bitten on the head several times, Local10.com reported. The gator was later trapped.
(Note to self: Take beat down from Florida police if only option is take beat down from Florida gator...)
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[knine]

"the gator was later trapped", given an award, a reward and set loose after renaming the pond after him.

[CBT]

Yeah really, give that gator a badge. He don't need no stinkin :uzi:

[fastblackmerc]

One less scumbag breaking into cars.....

[oldekid]

"the gator was later trapped", given an award, a reward and set loose after renaming the pond after him.Unfortunately not. Gators involved in any death are normally put down. In this case, I agree, there should have been an exception.

[CBT]

Then here's my suggestion: Cut a deep wide trench along our southern border, then fill the trench with water and criminal eating Florida gators. And the dirt from the trench can be used to buil a wall around New Orleans that no hurricane can destroy. Pabst Blue Ribbon time!!

:uzi::bandit:

[knine]

Putting a gator down after a fool practically jumps in it's mouth is like..........i have nothing.

[CBT]

Putting a gator down after a fool practically jumps in it's mouth is like..........i have nothing.

That's like kicking your dog because it got so excited it peed on the floor while it chewed up an intruded. You have to forgive that.

[kayzap]

Then here's my suggestion: Cut a deep wide trench along our southern border, then fill the trench with water and criminal eating Florida gators. And the dirt from the trench can be used to buil a wall around New Orleans that no hurricane can destroy. Pabst Blue Ribbon time!!

:uzi::bandit:


:beer: That just a scarily brilliant idea.

[CBT]

:beer: That just a scarily brilliant idea.

I have all the answers, they just aren't politically correct. Wait till my idea of outsourcing our prisons and inmates to China takes off. OWNED, suckas!
:uzi::bandit: