why cant i watch porn

[rlynch1977]

just answer the question, my gf wont let me watch porn, why is that?

[fastblackmerc]

Who cares???????

[rlynch1977]

nobody cares, just a funny question, sorry

[MM2004]

just answer the question, my gf wont let me watch porn, why is that?

What happens if you do?

Mike.

[Mike Poore]

just answer the question, my gf wont let me watch porn, why is that?

Um, is she afraid you'll catch one of her performances? :rolleyes:

[J D]

as a internet forum this was bound to be asked, it always is. . .

as for an answer, maybe its that I'm the only one for him thing and she gets jealous if you're drooling after tv women.

[ctrlraven]

Um, is she afraid you'll catch one of her performances? :rolleyes:

I'll have to side with Mike Poore on this one lol.

[TooManyFords]

Just send me the porn and I will preview it for your GF to let her know if it is acceptable or not.

:D

[J D]

accidental post

[Sphinx]

Just send me the porn and I will preview it for your GF to let her know if it is acceptable or not.

:D

Hahaha, yes I will be second reviewer.. :cool4:

[Pat]

While Porn is certainly errotic, and could stimulate the sexual aspect of your relationship with your girl friend it has the danger of makeing more of sex than needs be. It can dehumanitize and create tension in what should be a normal relationship if both parties are not in agreement.

Also, if it's your desire to make your companion happy, and porn apparently doesn't, then why pursue it?

If you do then it's obvious who is first in this relationship, you. Thus the balance is upset and can only go down hill from there.

If you need errotic material to arouse your passion then that may indicate a problem to be discussed with a professional medical or psych person and your companion if the relationship is that deep.

I'm assuming your need for hardcore porn is great, and is more than just flipping through a "girlie" magazine. I also assume that you want to continue
this relationship for a period of time.

Keep in mind that women are "nesters" and don't want anything to upset their nesting plans.

Everybody has an opinion, that's mine.

[TooManyFords]

Pat, just cut to the chase and say you're third in line to review!

:D

[wishfulthinkin]

just answer the question, my gf wont let me watch porn, why is that?


Maybe she is hiding some thing.:rolleyes:

[hot-rauder]

how did she find out?? lol

[Pat]

Pat, just cut to the chase and say you're third in line to review!

:D

I discussed this with the Mrs' and she replied "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, at your age, gimme' a break, you'd probably die of a cardiac arrest".

[Egon Spengler]

My girlfriend and I watch it together... and make some too!!:pimp:

[O's Fan Rich]

Pornography destroys relationships, it does not build them.

[martyo]

accidental post

That's what happens when you watch porn!!

[martyo]

Pornography destroys relationships, it does not build them.

Thanks Dad.

[martyo]

how did she find out?? lol

His hairy palms gave it away.

[martyo]

Pat, just cut to the chase and say you're third in line to review!

:D

This is why you are my friend.

[hot-rauder]

My girlfriend and I watch it together... and make some too!!:pimp:

Ditto... although she complains about not enough male in it sometimes.... no complaints here though! lol:D

[O's Fan Rich]

Thanks Dad.

(In my best Bing Crosby voice)
"No problem , Son.
Say, since your Mom's not around.... how you doing with that little "nocturnal" issue we spoke about?"

"Want some OJ?"

[chader]

i think my wife thinks I'M watching porn when I'm on these forums?She did Ok the S/c'r??I guess that means things are good?

[duhtroll]

If you are unable to watch porn, the first thing you should check is the connection between the player and the TV, especially if you are running everything through an amplifier. Make sure all components are connected to a power source and make sure the DVD you burned from that rental copy is in the proper format for your DVD player. Or, if asian porn, make sure your DVD player is a multi-format or at least region compatible. Check the playing surface of the DVD for any scratches, smudges, or stains and clean if necessary.

If you are having problems with any of these steps, try freeing up both hands to make things easier.

If you're still using VHS, I suggest a new DVD player or subscription to online service.

[DEFYANT]

Do what you want.

Porn is fun in a stable heathy relationship. When you need porn to make it work, then you have bigger problems. Worse when porn is preferred over the real thing!

[rvaldez1]

Porn is not going to watch itself...if it is that important get new GF

[ckadiddle]

You have the wrong girlfriend. ;)

[03blackvegas]

The term "****Y WHIPPED", comes to mind.

[Motorhead350]

Tell her it's Cosmo for guys!

:D

[rlynch1977]

haha, reading all these posts and laughing my *ss off, i love how any topic can spark such a varied group of responses!

[Egon Spengler]

my girlfriend of 3 years has broken up with me due to her joining the national guard... she doesn't want to put me through it so we are just going to be friends. No hard feeling but I need to find some girlies in MA or close to in NE... hot-rauder know of any?

[hot-rauder]

my girlfriend of 3 years has broken up with me due to her joining the national guard... she doesn't want to put me through it so we are just going to be friends. No hard feeling but I need to find some girlies in MA or close to in NE... hot-rauder know of any?


oh yeah man... anytime you want to go out and pick up chicks, let me know.... im not dating anyone right now... well she has a bf lmao