Are you kidding me? How the F does this happen???

[High-C]

Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Dirt Bikes. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto one of the bikes, I see something that I just can't believe... The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or both the chain and sprocket?
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[FordNut]

Change both.

[Zack]

Baileys + morning coffee = stories like this :beer:

[Pops]

Baileys + morning coffee = stories like this :beer:


I am with you on this one Zack! :confused:

[Bradley G]

***** the bikes, tune her up.:eek:

[sd8683]

Just the sprocket its easy enough to change the chain if you have to later down the road

[merkdog]

man you had me going for a sec.

[03blackvegas]

I'll remember this.

[Bluerauder]

Got me .....Bigtime. :o

[Mike Poore]

Hey another story teller. :D
If I didn't say so, before,:welcome: to the writer's corner.

I award :trophy1::trophy1:

[ts-pa]

High-C, you crack me up!

[High-C]

Good News!!! A local dealer got me a great deal on the parts this morning so I'm back in business... I was worried there for a little while... ;)


Hey another story teller. :D
If I didn't say so, before,:welcome: to the writer's corner.

I award :trophy1::trophy1:


I wish I could take credit as the author but I can't... It's a classic that always gives me a good laugh... :D

[Bigdogjim]

I think you need a "life" try getting a :woof: :rofl:

[justbob]

That story was started to get me pissed off!!!!!!!!Thanks you've already wrecked my day.

[twin03]

Thats funny......

[Haggis]

Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Dirt Bikes. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto one of the bikes, I see something that I just can't believe... The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or both the chain and sprocket?
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What about the dog?

[High-C]

What about the dog?

You just had to bring that up didn't you...:alone:
That's a large quantity of bourbon discussion... :beer:

[Mike Poore]

Good News!!! A local dealer got me a great deal on the parts this morning so I'm back in business... I was worried there for a little while... ;)




I wish I could take credit as the author but I can't... It's a classic that always gives me a good laugh... :D

Plagiarist!! There goes one of your trophies. -:trophy1:-

The other one stays for sharing the story. :D

[TiTo35]

I was about to call the boys and lock n load...

[03calitejas]

OMG...was eating a sammich with pepperoncinis and horseradish mustard and washing it down with a pepsi....laughed so gdamn hard it came out my nose...that is the funniest post I've ever read....I love car people!!!!!
:beer:

[DOOM]

I was gonna say i didnt remember you being married. Good one.

[SILVERSURFER03]

thats funny ---- i really thought well you know .. good way to get

a problem fixxed .. it worked on me.lol lol lol lol

[Blackmobile]

That was cold, OH so cold, Mr Freeze caught a chill on that one.

[ImpalaSlayer]

hahaha what do you ride? i used to ride alot untill i got my lisence :P

[BAD MERC]

Her and the chain need the same thing... MORE LUBE!

[justbob]

not cool oh not cool now i definately need some alone time!!!!!!!see you in about a minute and a half!!!

[Black_Noise]

uhhhh.... we got censored

[MERCMAN]

uhhhh.... we got censored

tsk tsk,, you KNOW better!:nono:

[Blk Mamba]

That was really good, I was going to say kick the ***** out of him for F-ckin up the chain, and sprocket.

[justbob]

I'm back now

[FreddieH]

That sounds like the story of my ex-wife.

[Hacklemerc]

:lol:I would replace the chain and the sprocket... you never know what the damaged sprocket might have messed up.. trade the wife in on a younger sportier model.... make the guy disappear useing a chainsaw, 50 gal drum and lime...

Nice one...:beer:

[airborne_mp84]

man you fu#$% suck, that was i good one:lol:

[Dj1]

hahahahahaha Nice one

[Lowndex]

I pissed myself I laughed so hard!:beer:

[Aren Jay]

Time to get rid of it.

An Argo is more what you need.

[Black_Noise]

tsk tsk,, you KNOW better!:nono:
i thought it fit what was going, but i guess it wasnt SAFE FOR WORK type stuff

[Haggis]

What about the dog?


You just had to bring that up didn't you...:alone:
That's a large quantity of bourbon discussion... :beer:

A man should not be without his dog, anytime just give me a call. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

[dreydin]

lol awesome

[Motorhead350]

A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

Don't forget about your Big Balls. :lol:

That was a good story! You really had me. ;)

[ChiTownMaraud3r]

:rofl: amazing

[SC Cheesehead]

Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think.... <!-- / message -->


One night, Ole and Lena were fast asleep when all of a sudden the phone rings.

Ole wakens and goes to answer it. "How the heck should I know, that's a thousand miles away!!" he barks into the phone and then slams down the receiver.

"Who was that?" asks Lena.

"I have no idea, Lena, " answers Ole. "Somebody wanted to know if the coast is clear."

:hijack:

SCCH

[bigbillybbs]

Lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my Dirt Bikes. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto one of the bikes, I see something that I just can't believe... The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or both the chain and sprocket?
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HAHAHA AWSOME STORY !!!!!! I really got into that one it was getting nice and Juicy !
Story for the bar :beer:

[Dragcity]

Not such a good "story", if it happened to you.....

[Ozz]

If she's at least 36 you can get two 18 year olds for her in trade, right?

[Bluerauder]

If she's at least 36 you can get two 18 year olds for her in trade, right?
My father used to tell my mother that he was gonna trade her in on two 20-year olds. He stopped saying that when she told him that he wasn't wired for 220. :rofl:

[bigbillybbs]

Not such a good "story", if it happened to you.....


Very True !!!!!!!!

[Motorhead350]

If she's at least 36 you can get two 18 year olds for her in trade, right?

:eek: wow you're done!

:lol: