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Aren Jay
06-16-2008, 08:51 PM
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080616/koddities/foot_found

Come on they don't have any reason to think these incidents are related.

The Police from Vancouver must be stupid or something.

Supposedly all the right feet have just fallen off and their owners can't drive their cars now...

Mike Poore
06-17-2008, 03:09 AM
It almost seems too much of a coincidence. I mean, just right feet(s), right?

I have a theory, though: What if it's a secret plot by the Tamel Tigers in Bangladesh, where the people are enslaved at Reebok sneaker factories, and they put flesh eating bugs on the shoe laces that gobble up everything but the right foot ......then.......nevermind. :thinker:

Go Mifuni
06-17-2008, 06:48 AM
Uh.... WHAT? Maybe that's why they say you shouldn't go swimming until half an hour after you eat. Your stuff might start falling off! :D

Dr Caleb
06-17-2008, 09:07 AM
It almost seems too much of a coincidence. I mean, just right feet(s), right?


4 Male Right feet, the last one has been a left, female.

It is odd. I'm betting the lefts (or right) are encased in concrete. The sneakers help them float, which is why the rest of the body hasn't been found.

Haggis
06-17-2008, 09:23 AM
4 Male Right feet, the last one has been a left, female.

It is odd. I'm betting the lefts (or right) are encased in concrete. The sneakers help them float, which is why the rest of the body hasn't been found.

Is there something your not telling us?

ckadiddle
06-17-2008, 10:53 AM
Strange things are afoot in Vancouver.

jdando
06-17-2008, 11:17 AM
I think this is a case of BIG FOOT not liking toe jam :)

Dr Caleb
06-17-2008, 11:57 AM
Is there something your not telling us?

Nothing that's been proven in court.

freakstatus
06-17-2008, 12:13 PM
We're not allowed to talk about it...and I suggest you stop as well....it's not easy accelerating the MM with just a stump.

Go Mifuni
06-17-2008, 12:37 PM
My wife thinks it's a shark with a foot fetish. I said "If he had a fetish, wouldn't he eat the feet?" She said "No. He eats everything else and plays with the feet. But, since he's been inoculated by all the vaccines dumped down toilets, he's got ADHD and forgets about his prize which soon floats away to shore."

I think she may be on to something. :rolleyes:

Mike Poore
06-17-2008, 07:52 PM
I was gonna try to work in something about buttermilk; but got distracted by the sharks.

Perhaps some buttermilk would go better with the chicken wings thread. :food:

Dr Caleb
06-18-2008, 01:32 PM
We're not allowed to talk about it...and I suggest you stop as well....it's not easy accelerating the MM with just a stump.

I have just been telling people it's due to our conversion to metric in the 70's. All the old feet we threw out are coming back.

Aren Jay
06-18-2008, 04:27 PM
I think the Vancouver Police finally agree that something is afoot.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080618/national/foot_found

Blackmobile
06-18-2008, 04:55 PM
I think the Vancouver Police finally agree that something is afoot.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/080618/national/foot_found

What makes them say that......Just because someone only have a leg to stand on.

hdwrenchtx
06-18-2008, 07:35 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/canada.feet/index.html

Taemian
06-23-2008, 05:26 PM
The latest foot was a hoax....an animal foot wrapped in seaweed tied into the shoe.

Damn Ontarian tourists....:P

FreddieH
06-23-2008, 05:34 PM
The bears haven't learned how to untie shoes.