How To Solve The Gas Crisis

[fastblackmerc]

OPEC sells oil to the U.S. for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.




Solution:
Sell OPEC nations U.S. grain for $136.00 a bushel!

[Blackmobile]

OPEC sells oil to the U.S. for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.




Solution:
Sell OPEC nations U.S. grain for $136.00 a bushel!

I like your way of thinking. Don't hit um below the belt, hit um above the belt, right in the gutt.

[larryo340]

Sounds good to me also :D

It's pretty funny that I just got this in an email today aslo.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

OPEC sells the U.S. oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough *****!
Try eating your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!

[Spectragod]

I got the very same Email, makes sense to me.



Sounds good to me also :D

It's pretty funny that I just got this in an email today aslo.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

OPEC sells the U.S. oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough *****!
Try eating your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!

[Leadfoot281]

That's not a bad idea. But what are we going to about our other problems?

I think I've finally found the 'magic bullet' that will finally cure ALL our great national problems.



Let's replace cars with the Mighty Rickshaw!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/leadfoot302/th_CalcuttaRickshaw05.jpg (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/leadfoot302/CalcuttaRickshaw05.jpg)

1. It's not coal powered like them so called 'electric' cars.

2. Our current infrastructure will not need to be modified like it would for hydrogen fuels.

3. It provides much needed employment for our beloved "migrant workers". Who wants to pick lettuce forever anyway?

4. The health benefits should lower health care costs.

5. Traffic noise will be a thing of the past! That will greatly increase the value of homes and businesses located near major highways.

6. Drive-by (run-by?) shootings in gang infested areas will be much easier to solve.

7. The battery disposal woes of hybrid cars will be a thing of the past.

8. These are made from environmentally friendly wood! That means they are 100% bio-degradeable AND renueable. When the Rickshaw finally does wear out it can burned to heat your home, cabin or commune.

9. Forget 'Dubs' ! The aftermarket will really love selling 40" "Double dubs" for these socially conscience rides!

10. Status baby, status! These will make Prious drivers look like evil Hummer driving corporate fat cats!

[bigbillybbs]

i Like ....

[Mike Poore]

That's not a bad idea. But what are we going to about our other problems?

I think I've finally found the 'magic bullet' that will finally cure ALL our great national problems.



Let's replace cars with the Mighty Rickshaw!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/leadfoot302/th_CalcuttaRickshaw05.jpg (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/leadfoot302/CalcuttaRickshaw05.jpg)



I like Farmer John ....he always has the best answers. :D

[Aren Jay]

That is a good idea, we Canadians should sell water at $136 a barrel. With all our oil and water, we would clean up.

[k-9Vic]

Stop selling small cars in India, they are responsible for the higher gas prices as the cheap small cars people can buy over there now. The soon to be $2500 car is not going to help fuel costs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEe3Y8t3eE

[cvpiftw]

I wouldnt drive it for the fact alone that its called a Ta Ta


Do you really want to be driving around in a tit.

[SC Cheesehead]

I like your way of thinking. Don't hit um below the belt, hit um above the belt, right in the gutt.

Better idea: kick 'em below the belt, THEN punch 'em in the gut.

That, plus $136 a bushel corn will definitely get their attention.

SCCH

[Aren Jay]

All Canada has to do is stop selling oil. Start refining oil and selling gas.

The price would drop for us, and likely for you too. The refineries are what cause the gas price to shoot way up high.

[CBT]

Morons make bad economists.
But they sure do make funny post.