Email Scam alert - watch out!

[Dr Caleb]

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Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction.

After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

[O's Fan Rich]

:pirate::pirate::pirate::pirat e::pirate::pirate::laugh:

[Master]

Oh my, but that IS funny!

[TiTo35]

Who reads stuff like this and says..."Gee ok, George!"

[Dr Caleb]

Just got another alert.

If you get an email claiming to have naked pictures of Sarah Palin, don't open them. It might contain a Trojan program that will wipe out your computer.

If you get an email claiming to have nude pictures of Hilliary Clinton, don't open them. They may contain nude pictures of Hilliary Clinton.

[Motorhead350]

Wow I don't know where to start on this one.

[Mike Poore]

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Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America.
rs Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

Dr Caleb has done it again. Once again you've shown us the depth of your delightful whit. Good job, my friend. :)

[RF Overlord]

Hey, Dr. Caleb: we don't make fun of YOUR elected officials...

Of course, if you WANT to see nude pictures of Stephen Harper, I'm sure the CIA has some.

:D

[Dr Caleb]

Glad if I could make you giggle Mike. ;)


Hey, Dr. Caleb: we don't make fun of YOUR elected officials...

Of course, if you WANT to see nude pictures of Stephen Harper, I'm sure the CIA has some.

:D

We try to make fun of them, but we can't. They just aren't interesting enough. I mean, seriously. Cretien at least laid the beat down on people who pi-ed him off (the Shawinigan Handshake).

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/Seashore/shawinigan_handshake.jpg

Harper poses with kittens to try to get us to believe he has a personality.

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2006/06/09/harper-kittens.jpg

http://sinisterdan.files.wordpress.co m/2007/09/harper-kitten.jpg

But <a href=http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/story.html?id=de14a181-2738-48b1-93d6-303b815a2dfe'>Julie Couillard</a> is supposed to be coming out with a tell-all book, and I'm hoping it includes a Centrefold.

http://www.chrisd.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/maxime_bernier_julie-couillard.jpg
Can you believe she wore that to the swearing-in ceremony for a Minister? :bows: I'd crawl over 5 miles of broken glass and salt, just to kiss the tire of the truck that launders her 'delicates' . . .

And that's the most interesting thing to happen in Canadian politics in 10 years!

[Haggis]

If you get an email claiming to have nude pictures of Hilliary Clinton, don't open them. They may contain nude pictures of Hilliary Clinton.

Why do you think Bill fools around all the time? He doesn't want to see her nude either!