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BruteForce
09-30-2008, 12:14 PM
Olde English Ethics:

1.) Thine neighbor in the vast fields of Cubica doth enjoy the purloining of an occasional mechanical writing utensils and a mechanical paper fastner of the colour Crimson. Upon witnessing this grievance offense to thine Employer most Holy, dost thou:

A - Notify thine saintly neighbors of Cubica and form thou a respectable mob to force the catpurse from the realm.

B - Deal with the vagrant on thine own time, running him through at the most earliest of convenience to thee.

C - Ignorith the rogue, for thou dost know that thine own behavior is superior and thus making thee immune to future inquiry.

D - The criminal in suspect is actually mine boss, thus I should hope that he should so forth grace me in the future with the permanent borrowing of mine office equipment.

E - Twas no one in the office, twas demons stole the supplies!