Got my first ticket in 22 years

[Hack Goby]

And it was my fault and it was a stupid one.Pulling out of Home Depot and there's a big "No left turn" sign staring at me.But because I done anyway a hundred times I go for it.Well there`s a cop hiding in the bushes just waiting for dummies like me and sure enough he lights me up.Because my record was good he writes me a "No points" ticket for impeading traffic instead of letting me go.Down side to that it`s $135.00.OUCH!!! Oh well nobody's fault but mine and if I don`t get pulled over for another 22yrs. than I can live with it.

[Pops]

You been hanging out with my kid Paul? Birds of a feather flock together and they can not read!

[TooManyFords]

Just be thankful he didn't ask you to get out of the car and find you couldn't get the belt undone, or something like that.. not that it has happened or anything...

... I'm just saying...

:D

[MaLo03]

He didn't ask you to "spread your cheeks and lift your sack" did he?
LOL....old Dave Chappelle episode...

[Egon Spengler]

I am averaging two tickets a year! You should be happy about 1 every 22 years!

[Mike Poore]

Works out to ~$6 a year, Paul, you can't get a 6pack for that anymore. :D

[BAD MERC]

I have not had a ticket in over three years and I do stuff that would give Evel Knieval nausea. Next time that happens - tell the cop you saw the sign but don't believe everything you read!

[Bluerauder]

Post up when you get caught making that "No Left" again. :rofl:

[Egon Spengler]

What next... a "No Right"?

Child's Play! I am wanted by the police for crying out loud! I have to ride my motorcycle all the time haha... They know my car

[ckadiddle]

Let's just way I keep my work ID on my neck all the way home. And I try to be the slowest car on the road. But sometimes I just can't help myself.

[TAKEDOWN]

ahhhhhh... Damn it was fun while it lasted!

[J D]

He didn't ask you to "spread your cheeks and lift your sack" did he?
LOL....old Dave Chappelle episode...
the I plead the "fif" episode? Man I love that one. In a perfect world . . . in a perfect world.

But hey, I bet that ticket will put you on the straight and narrow for a while. Just remember to the stay to the right when the rest of us zoom on by. :cool:

[OO91]

Hey Hack! Thats weird, I got my first ticket in my 22 years last week. A "pink light warrior" got me at 74 in a 55, long story but im fighting it... and selling the MM.