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Dragcity
10-03-2008, 11:39 AM
Modes of transportation

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 11:40 AM
when they are broke they are junk

Pops
10-03-2008, 11:41 AM
When not broke they are a lot of fun. They can make big clouds of smoke!

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 11:43 AM
When not broke they are a lot of fun. They can make big clouds of smoke!
and when doing this where you are not supposed to the cops come and yell at you:lol:

Pops
10-03-2008, 11:44 AM
and when doing this where you ar not supposed to the cops come and yell at you:lol:

I have seen this first hand! :burnout: :lol:

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 11:49 AM
and when doing this where you are not supposed to the cops come and yell at you:lol:

Then the cloud is not big enough for them to lose you :burn:

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 11:51 AM
I had tried to do a circular smoke screen didn't pan out very well:cool:

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 11:53 AM
my buddy had a v-6 camero and would get smashed and do burn-out-donuts until you could not see anything anywhere! then he would stop, get out and sit in the middle of the parking lot until it cleared then go home. and he wondered why he had to put soooooo many rear-end gears and brakes in the car, the best was when he took the nose off on a light pole :eek:

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 11:58 AM
You guys in IL are something....

Bobmiddle
10-03-2008, 11:58 AM
A good way to express your self

Pops
10-03-2008, 11:59 AM
You guys in IL are something....

Hey I am in Michigan! We get in trouble with our cars here Too! :D

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 12:01 PM
Seems Like the states with an I in their abbreviation. IL, IN, MI

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:01 PM
I had tried to do a circular smoke screen didn't pan out very well:cool:


sorry to start a color war :argue: but if you had a black one like me you could do the smoke screen and get lost in the smoke, the silver reflects to much :cool4:

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:02 PM
Seems Like the states with an I in their abbreviation. IL, IN, MI


Marauders have more fun in IL :banana2:

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 12:05 PM
sorry to start a color war :argue: but if you had a black one like me you could do the smoke screen and get lost in the smoke, the silver reflects to much :cool4:
Yeah way to many wars around here lately :tmi:

Blackmobile
10-03-2008, 12:10 PM
Marauders have more fun in IL :banana2:

Yeah, until the white stuff starts to fall..

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:18 PM
yeah then we run scared when the white stuff hits! i will say HAD to drive the car one snowy day and going up a hill i saw the rear end pass me up :help: needless to say the next day i bought a truck:beer:

Pops
10-03-2008, 12:18 PM
Yeah, until the white stuff starts to fall..

But then we get out the big 4 X4s and sowmobiles and have fun with them Ed! Burn outs take on a differant flavor! :lol:

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 12:26 PM
but then we get out the big 4 x4s and sowmobiles and have fun with them ed! Burn outs take on a differant flavor! :lol:
rooster tails ;)

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 12:27 PM
So, you sissys don't drive your Marauder in the snow?

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:29 PM
But then we get out the big 4 X4s and sowmobiles and have fun with them Ed! Burn outs take on a differant flavor! :lol:

yeah noone said you have to have a MM to do burnouts, but if you a one wheel wonder like me, be kind and rotate :censor:

v-8 in a small truck, what a combo

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 12:30 PM
i do one day last winter we had 3 1/2 feet it was a fun day :)

Bluerauder
10-03-2008, 12:36 PM
Cars are ...... Mobile Phone Booths. :mad:

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:44 PM
So, you sissys don't drive your Marauder in the snow?


My marauder goes into hibernation mode from the first snowfall to the first good rain of the spring that washes away all the salt. My father-in-laws parents and most of his siblings live in the Buffolo area.....i dont know how you drive your MM without chains and spikes :burnout:

imorb1994
10-03-2008, 12:48 PM
Cars are ...... Mobile Phone Booths. :mad:
mobile fast food Restaurant's, and make mobile bathroom mirrors(make up, shaving)

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:52 PM
I go on a diet twice a day, once in the morning on my way to work and once on my way home. If the wife tries to eat in the MM...:flamer:

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 12:55 PM
My marauder goes into hibernation mode from the first snowfall to the first good rain of the spring that washes away all the salt. My father-in-laws parents and most of his siblings live in the Buffolo area.....i dont know how you drive your MM without chains and spikes :burnout:


Snow tires my man, snow tires. And big 'uns too.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/showcase/files/4/0/3/8/PA130986.JPG

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 12:59 PM
these might fill the wheel wells better::coolman:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3708/1000289jv5.jpg

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 01:05 PM
oh my goodness!

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 01:07 PM
BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's' license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like" she finally asked?

The police-woman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it".The
driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed
it to the police-woman. "Here it is", she said. The blonde officer looked at
the mirror, Then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go"."I didn't realize

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 01:23 PM
You were a cop too....

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 01:35 PM
Me? :burn:

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 02:07 PM
Are you blonde too?

I provided the punch-line you left off your post.

Man, it must be Friday!

bigmerc2003
10-03-2008, 02:14 PM
sorry....yeah its Friday and football season so here's another joke that comes to mind, let me know what you think

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.



SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: 'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
'


THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM , HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING,

THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
'

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM . SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.
THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING
LIKE CRAZY.


THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON -IN-LAW.

Dragcity
10-03-2008, 02:32 PM
Oh, AHHHH HHHHAAAA haaaaaaa......

Local Boy
10-03-2008, 02:37 PM
THAT'S UNREAL FUNNY!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::lol :

Good One!!!!:beer:

ALOHA