A good laugh ... elbow grease ...

[Marauder386]

http://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77550


Some where polite , others where azz wholes ...



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[Black Dynamite]

http://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77550


Some where polite , others where azz wholes ...



:cool4:

:lol:
Damn, I think he got off easy. I can only imagine what would happen if someone posted something like that on here.:flamer:

[offroadkarter]

I know people who'd do things like that

[CRUZTAKER]

Cobalt forum?

:baaa:

[fordman]

What's so funny?

I have a garage full of elbow grease Im selling for $5.00 a bottle.

PM me if your interested.

[Got_1]

you think thats funny? check this out.
you can buy elbow grease, along with other humorous items. my favorite would have to be the O-pipe
"You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!! Torque increase and kuneutson valve float brings in much lower revs so you don't hurt your motor! Not CARB Legal. Please specify standard or polished finish. Product shown is dual input O-Pipe with standard finish."

check it out, Kaleco auto
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index

[Marauder2005]

Oh dear Lord, he even asked the guy at PepBoys if they sell it....

[gja]

Oh dear Lord, he even asked the guy at PepBoys if they sell it....
Yeah, and knowing the staff at those stores they probably went to check the stockroom for it.

[LURKER99]

I guess if he got pulled over for putting to much foot-n-2-it, he would argue with the cop and say he only uses 93 octane!

[hot-rauder]

What's so funny?

I have a garage full of elbow grease Im selling for $5.00 a bottle.

PM me if your interested.


PM sent!:banana2:

[offroadkarter]

you think thats funny? check this out.
you can buy elbow grease, along with other humorous items. my favorite would have to be the O-pipe
"You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!! Torque increase and kuneutson valve float brings in much lower revs so you don't hurt your motor! Not CARB Legal. Please specify standard or polished finish. Product shown is dual input O-Pipe with standard finish."

check it out, Kaleco auto
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index


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[Got_1]

dammit! i thought i was one of the only ones to stumble across that gem

[justbob]

Added to favorites for later use!!!! Thanks.

[J D]

:lol:
Damn, I think he got off easy. I can only imagine what would happen if someone posted something like that on here.:flamer:

Indeed, but you guys should see this whopper! (http://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=118899)

[larryo340]

Indeed, but you guys should see this whopper! (http://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=118899)
:awe::eek: :shake:

[xopher]

And some of these guys have SC or TC on their cars. And then they are going to be driving on our expressways at 90 mph. :eek:

They still cover the internal combustion engine in public middle schools, right? :bigcry:

[justbob]

And some of these guys have SC or TC on their cars. And then they are going to be driving on our expressways at 90 mph. :eek:

They still cover the internal combustion engine in public middle schools, right? :bigcry:

I'm afraid thats getting to be a thing of the past.:alone:

[Marauder386]

Dammit ... I cant find that motivational poster with the exhaust headers coming off the engine and dumping right back into the intake ... it was a pencil drawing ... anyone ? Gawd I wanted to add that !



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[BlackIce]

And some of these guys have SC or TC on their cars. And then they are going to be driving on our expressways at 90 mph. :eek:

They still cover the internal combustion engine in public middle schools, right? :bigcry:

Good thing they're missing half the cylinders :D

[Aren Jay]

Like Walmart sells walls Elbow Greasemart sells elbow grease.

[Dr Caleb]

Regular or synthetic elbow grease?

[hot-rauder]

Dammit ... I cant find that motivational poster with the exhaust headers coming off the engine and dumping right back into the intake ... it was a pencil drawing ... anyone ? Gawd I wanted to add that !


:cool4:

it remember that tool.... he said he was going to make his own turbo system by using the exhaust to force air into his motor... called it Direct Exhaust Injection, or DEI lol....

FAIL

[Motorhead350]

I honestly don't find any of this funny. These people simply didn't know slang terms or how something functions. You tell them and that's that. I have no idea how a record player works yet I totally love them, does that mean I fail? No it doesn't. I was running a repair shop and didn't know stuff like that, than I would have a major problem and would fail. If it's a hobby to someone and not a carrier, don't give someone a hard time for being new to the subject.

[hot-rauder]

I honestly don't find any of this funny. These people simply didn't know slang terms or how something functions. You tell them and that's that. I have no idea how a record player works yet I totally love them, does that mean I fail? No it doesn't. I was running a repair shop and didn't know stuff like that, than I would have a major problem and would fail. If it's a hobby to someone and not a carrier, don't give someone a hard time for being new to the subject.

however the guy with the DEI exhaust idea had blueprintys drawn and truely tried to convince people that by forcing your exhaust back into the motor it would be a sort of endless amount of power... more exhaust=more power.... he was mechanical and fought for the idea. he simply could not acceptthe fact that hisidea was wrong and he didnt know what he was talking about.

[J D]

And some of these guys have SC or TC on their cars. And then they are going to be driving on our expressways at 90 mph. :eek:

They still cover the internal combustion engine in public middle schools, right? :bigcry:

I wish that they still did, I could only imagine what I'd be capable of today if had the actual mechanical experience and training when young instead of actually having to do it all through books and good ol' trial and error.

[ChiTownMaraud3r]

Yes, I believe he had a mid 90s vette. And literally didnt have an answer when they asked him where the clean air would come into the engine :lol:.

[Leadfoot281]

Yes, I believe he had a mid 90s vette. And literally didnt have an answer when they asked him where the clean air would come into the engine :lol:.

That one thread had like 120,000 views before the website crashed.

I remember one guy told him it would be like "plugging a powercord into itself" ...."an unlimited amount of power, and that he'd better be carefull with his idea".

Lol!!!

Y'know alot of this stuff wouldn't happen if these "car guys" started at age 10 re-ringing old lawn mowers.

This whole thing is just a common case of running before you can walk.

Not understanding the expression "elbow grease" leads me to believe he probably resides on the darkside of the moon.

[hot-rauder]

"plugging a powercord into itself" ...."an unlimited amount of power, and that he'd better be carefull with his idea".
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hahaha ya it was perfect.!!

[offroadkarter]

Dammit ... I cant find that motivational poster with the exhaust headers coming off the engine and dumping right back into the intake ... it was a pencil drawing ... anyone ? Gawd I wanted to add that !



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http://pic.phyrefile.com/2007/11/10/motivator165446.jpg

[TAKEDOWN]

:eek::shake::lol:

[hot-rauder]

thanks Ryan... yeah he was going to have too much power lol

[Black_Noise]

wow... thats ricers at thier best