My Speeding room

[Aren Jay]

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[larryo340]

You have too many clocks :rolleyes:

[nomad]

Blue is a color.

[Hotrauder]

Your clocks are talking to you...better listen..it could be very important. Dennis....don't be screwing around with the vomit spewing clock...:hankie:

[DEFYANT]

But what about Lazarus?

[justbob]

Maybe it takes you three minutes to get to that room.

[hot-rauder]

Maybe it takes you three minutes to get to that room.


no they are slower.. so it takes him 3 minutes to get out of that room?

Screwy indeed.... my clocks all change daily really... sometimes it 2 minutes fast, then 3, then 4, then back to 2.

[J D]

I've got seven time devices in my room, 3 analog, 1 alarm, 1 vcr, and 1 in the satellite box. They're all different so I just average them in the morning.

Oh and you might want to notify a paranormal specialist, maybe someone died there, or theres a wormhole close by that slows down space and time.

[knine]

Blue is the best color.
Fixed. You're welcome.:rolleyes:

[Haggis]

Now I need to find a different way to screw with you.


Coffee stains - check
Clocks - check
Weird noises - check
Helicopter - check

[Dr Caleb]

I bought a couple clocks that sync themselves to radio frequencies send out by a system that uses atomic clocks, and also GPS systems.

I don't worry about such things.

[freakstatus]

I have one room in my house that for some reason is going a little bit slower than the rest of the house. Speeding a little bit closer to the speed of light than the rest. Every clock in that room, I have 3 in there, is 3 minutes slower than every other clock in the house. The TV has the right time, and I set all the clocks to the TV just a couple months ago, but now they are all slow by 3 minutes again.

1:11 every where else, 1:08 in that room. I was going to change due to daylight savings and noticed all the clocks are 3 minutes slow. 3 different types of clocks, one is an alarm clock, one a wall clock and one a vcr.

It is very screwy; no?


.....and your first thought was to come here and post about it.

[Aren Jay]

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[bob6364]

Don't fear Time is a man made notion in the end you won't need it,just leave that room be it will all work out bahahahahahaha

[Hacklemerc]

Now I need to find a different way to screw with you.


Coffee stains - check
Clocks - check
Weird noises - check
Helicopter - check

Don't forget the deer he just spotted in his yard. I fed them deer laxative and now his yard is coated in a fine spray of deer fecies. One of those deer was not a real deer either.... can you say deerdroid? I won't say what thats for....

[Haggis]

Don't forget the deer he just spotted in his yard. I fed them deer laxative and now his yard is coated in a fine spray of deer fecies. One of those deer was not a real deer either.... can you say deerdroid? I won't say what thats for....

No I did not forget about the deer, but that was not of my doing.

[Vortex]

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[freakstatus]

I always come here and post stuff, it is a meeting place full of thoughtful (Motorhead 350) Intelligent (Magindat) Knowledgable (DR or Zack) insightful (Bunny Lady) and Caring Canadians (the Chinese square guy "tieneman")

Why wouldn't i post this here in the lounge to think ponder and discuss. Besides If I were to slip behind 3 minutes and not be able to get out, well you might notice...

Well, I'm pretty sure there must be a tear in the fabric of the space/time continuum in that room somewhere....:)

[Eric-Blk2004]

The vibration of the quartz is off. If they are plugged in digital ones there is probably an inconsistent current or a field throwing off the counting in the clock.

Hopefully it is a sign of aliens coming down and the enslavement of the human race. I have been wanting to build a death ray for intergallatic overlords for MONTHS now.