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Motorhead350
11-14-2008, 12:43 AM
Yes it's been a while since I had a "stupid" thread going so here it goes. HINT: What I put in the microwave is nothing that you want to eat nor can you eat it... I did not eat it BTW.

Start guessing!
rayjay
11-14-2008, 01:58 AM
your cohones?
Motorhead350
11-14-2008, 02:04 AM
No those are so small they wouldn't last ten seconds in there. It clearly says that nothing smaller than M & M's or the rotating plate might get caught. Guess again. :D
imorb1994
11-14-2008, 03:17 AM
A cd?



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Haggis
11-14-2008, 04:37 AM
You mother's dentures.
Mike
11-14-2008, 04:56 AM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:EU7zR4HRAPtiIM:ht tp://www.cjreport.com/files/webpics/sad-cat.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cjreport.com/files/webpics/sad-cat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cjreport.com/pictures/309&usg=__YMNwRCQhyLPS4e0SKEhqL2YW YWM=&h=333&w=500&sz=51&hl=en&start=56&tbnid=EU7zR4HRAPtiIM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsad%2Bcat%26start %3D54%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26 hl%3Den%26sa%3DN) :confused:
Mike Poore
11-14-2008, 04:56 AM
Last time there was a story about some dope putting a golf ball in a microwave, his mother heard the explosion three doors away. :eek:

Also, if you tell us you put an animal, of any kind in the microwave, I'll do what I can to see that you go to jail ......I'm not kidding.
rayjay
11-14-2008, 05:34 AM
Last time there was a story about some dope putting a golf ball in a microwave, his mother heard the explosion three doors away. :eek:

Also, if you tell us you put an animal, of any kind in the microwave, I'll do what I can to see that you go to jail ......I'm not kidding.

Yep, we locked up a loser for nuking a cat a few years ago.
O's Fan Rich
11-14-2008, 05:57 AM
Hopefully it was your car keys....
High-C
11-14-2008, 06:05 AM
Also, if you tell us you put an animal, of any kind in the microwave, I'll do what I can to see that you go to jail ......I'm not kidding.

"nor can you eat it..."

It can't be an animal because most animals are yummy!!! :food:
Ken
11-14-2008, 11:44 AM
a shoe? :dunno:
fastblackmerc
11-14-2008, 12:02 PM
Does anyone really care???
Cheeseheadbob
11-14-2008, 12:05 PM
Your head...
Blackened300a
11-14-2008, 12:11 PM
Also, if you tell us you put an animal, of any kind in the microwave, I'll do what I can to see that you go to jail ......I'm not kidding.

I once put a fly in the microwave and it flew around inside like nothing was going on.
We opened the door and it flew away. :confused:
dreydin
11-14-2008, 12:11 PM
a headlight housing
Motorhead350
11-14-2008, 12:17 PM
a headlight housing

You are the closest so far. Mike I would never put an animal in the microwave unless it was cooked already. :D
Joe Walsh
11-14-2008, 12:19 PM
Does anyone really care???

A BIG +1 on that



Your head...

:lol:
Motorhead350
11-14-2008, 12:21 PM
You silly gooses responded didn't you? :P
nomad
11-14-2008, 02:12 PM
Money to pay someone to fix your "fleet"?
GODFATHER
11-14-2008, 02:24 PM
a chevy emblem
magindat
11-14-2008, 02:26 PM
Light bulb
High-C
11-14-2008, 02:50 PM
If that's what you're in to...... :D

http://microwavecam.com/microwavecam/index.htm
CBT
11-14-2008, 03:19 PM
An Obama/Biden "CHANGE" poster, which you lovingly wrap around your shoulders to keep you toasty on those cold, cold Chicago nights?
Hacklemerc
11-14-2008, 06:54 PM
So ummm.. what did you put in the microwave??
justbob
11-14-2008, 09:22 PM
foglight?????
Vortex
11-15-2008, 08:51 AM
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Aren Jay
11-15-2008, 09:27 AM
..........
Blk Mamba
11-15-2008, 10:21 AM
Are you trying to take a housing apart, to get rid of condensation, or to tint the interior? Housings are sonic welded, and the micro wave won't affect that, there is no water in it.
TAKEDOWN
11-15-2008, 12:26 PM
fog lights?
CRUZTAKER
11-15-2008, 12:36 PM
Lemmy Kilmister ?

Of course you'd need a bigger microwave. :baaa:
Mike
11-15-2008, 01:14 PM
You are the closest so far. Mike I would never put an animal in the microwave unless it was cooked already. :D

Just kidding Dom, I would never have expected you to put a cute little kitty cat in the microwave :D
Motorhead350
11-15-2008, 01:47 PM
Lemmy Kilmister ?

Of course you'd need a bigger microwave. :baaa:

Haha ya that would have been a great idea!

What I actually put in the microwave was a lug nut. The reason was the plastic "chrome" fell off and I needed to glue it back on. The problem was the lug nut was cold from outside and I wanted it "room temperature" so the glue would work better. I was surprized how little heat the metal absorbed. I just found out this very second how bad it is to put metal in the mircowave, but hey it was only a minute, than again one minute could do it.

All is well now! :D
justbob
11-15-2008, 01:49 PM
Are you kidding me????? That was my very first guess but i thought nah no way is he that dumb.
justbob
11-15-2008, 01:52 PM
I knew that you were working on you lower light bulb, lug nut and wipers. I knew the wipers wouldn't fit in the microwave and i didn't think that you would actually put a lug nut in there!
fastblackmerc
11-15-2008, 02:21 PM
Haha ya that would have been a great idea!

What I actually put in the microwave was a lug nut. The reason was the plastic "chrome" fell off and I needed to glue it back on. The problem was the lug nut was cold from outside and I wanted it "room temperature" so the glue would work better. I was surprized how little heat the metal absorbed. I just found out this very second how bad it is to put metal in the mircowave, but hey it was only a minute, than again one minute could do it.

All is well now! :D

OK Zippy..........

You obviously don't know how a microwave works.

Read up on it here: http://home.howstuffworks.com/microwave.htm
Ken
11-15-2008, 02:50 PM
Hey Dom!

Do you have a pocket?? :dunno:

Ken
Motorhead350
11-15-2008, 04:59 PM
Are you kidding me????? That was my very first guess but i thought nah no way is he that dumb.

Don't underestimate me Bob. :)

Thank you Jim, I will read that soon.
CRUZTAKER
11-15-2008, 06:20 PM
...the lug nut was cold from outside and I wanted it "room temperature"

Patience was the solution.
See...wisdom comes with age.
I would have put it a convection oven set at 350 for 5 minutes.:P


Hey Dom!

Do you have a pocket?? :dunno:

Ken

At his age, a front pocket would have gotten the job done. :D
justbob
11-15-2008, 06:43 PM
Hot water cures many ails.
CBT
11-15-2008, 07:44 PM
Wow. I don't know if I should even admit to following this thread.
larryo340
11-15-2008, 08:11 PM
:rolleyes: Only a lugnut would put a lugnut in a microwave !
CRUZTAKER
11-15-2008, 08:32 PM
:rolleyes: Only a lugnut would put a lugnut in a microwave !


Correction....I beleive it may have been his parents microwave.:P

Make sense now.:D
Motorhead350
11-15-2008, 08:34 PM
Nope, it's mine.

You guys know me... I don't like waiting for anything.
larryo340
11-15-2008, 08:48 PM
:confused: As much as I hate to ask............. what kind of lugnut has a plastic chrome cap? or did you mean the stainless steel cap?
TAKEDOWN
11-15-2008, 10:54 PM
Dom... seriously you could've sat on it , then farted on it!
ChiTownMaraud3r
11-15-2008, 11:59 PM
Of course its not going to heat up, there's little to no moisture for the thing to use there. But nice.
Motorhead350
11-16-2008, 02:53 PM
:confused: As much as I hate to ask............. what kind of lugnut has a plastic chrome cap? or did you mean the stainless steel cap?

Our factory Marauder lug nuts. :(